Dryhumour Stories

"چی تۆ منت لە بری چی داوە لەبری ئەوەی نهینی ئەو دەزانی تا نەمری ئەو نهینیە چیە باوکە!!؟گاڵتەدەکەی"کچەکە بەباوەڕ پینەکراوی وتی و فرمیسکەکانی دەکەوتن لەپیش باوکە ئازیزەکەی. ترسیک لە دڵی دروست بو بە گوی بیست بوونی ئەو دەنگە هەرزوو ترساو بەخیرای بەرەو ژوورەکەی ڕای کرد.

nothing to live for, only a good drink. why must life be so hard... and Graham be so pretty? #11 in goofy 03/23/26 #10 in vodka 05/01/24 #9 in malexmale 03/21/26 #3 in vodka 03/27/26

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑡, 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑍𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦~ 【🐈‍⬛🪄】 🐈‍⬛ A Stray Kids Bromance Story 🪄 No Lgbtq+ involved in this story 🐈‍⬛ Suitable For Readers with 14+ 🪄 Cover Made by ChatGPT

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

in which elle stayed in the same laboratory school to finish her senior high school years, just minding her own business being a star student, a first aider, and a student leader that she is. and not knowing that she is already entangled with the members of one of the biggest opm bands in the future. just baby joes x baby elle x baby kaye shs au ; the back story [a multo prequel no one asked for but is provided]

Venture of Gaius Wallace, the Pro-Claimed king of Edinburgh and his most fair compatriots, Matthew, and William. on seeking the Holy Grail unto the sacred Doune Castle.

lahat tayo may sariling multo. maaaring ito ay ang isang tao na minahal mo pero nakatadhana lang sa nakaraan mo. maaaring ito ay oportunidad na hindi mo naipanalo. maaari rin na ito ay mga boses na bumubulong tuwing gabi at nagsasabing, "ano kaya ang pakiramdam ng mabunot sa raffle draw?" matagal na panahon na ang lumipas ngunit tila ang lahat ay nangyari kahapon lang. Inilayo mo na nga ang iyong sarili, ngunit kahit ano pang distansya ang namamagitan, tila nasa malapit pa rin ito. at para kay elle, hindi mali ang kanyang kutob dahil isang araw, nagpakita ang kanyang multo na naka-food panda uniform.

Elarindale International Institution sits in the middle of Nebraska's cornfields-because apparently the most secretive, prestigious British academy in the world decided the American Midwest was the perfect hiding place. Founded in 1911 by the notoriously eccentric aristocrat Winifred Thistlewhack (who may or may not still be alive), Elarindale is a sprawling Gothic castle where students take courses like Interdimensional Ethics, Parachute-Free Skydiving, and Advanced Gaslighting (Honors). The campus has weather-voting privileges, a private underground bullet train, staircases with questionable attitudes, and a cafeteria run by actual butlers. For the brilliant, the strange, and the dangerously curious, it's the school of a lifetime. For Caleb Brooks, it's something else entirely. Twelve years old and painfully normal, Caleb comes from a quiet public school and a life built on routines he understands. When he's suddenly invited into Elarindale's chaotic world of geniuses, impossible classes, and students who seem far more extraordinary than he feels, he's forced to face a question far bigger than any exam: What if normal isn't enough? Caught between the comfort of the life he knows and the terrifying possibilities of the one he doesn't, Caleb must figure out who he is-and who he might become-in a place where the rules are strange, the expectations are enormous, and even the staircases might try to eat you. Absurd. Chaotic. Occasionally profound. Welcome to Elarindale. (You may still want to sign a waiver.)

You are Kris's soul. However, the thing is, Kris hates being controlled, and you don't want to remain having a random vessel rather than a body of your own. Maybe everything will get better after TV Time.

The intertwined stories of a host of characters in a fading empire. When the old order falls, what will take its place? Updates Sundays and Wednesdays.

☹fucking hell - this is a rants book?☻

In the quirky town of Misty Hollow, life is anything but ordinary. Between magical mishaps, veterinary clinic chaos, and a complicated family, Tabby navigates her chaotic world with wit, sarcasm... and a slowly growing crush on the calm, composed Thomas. Can she survive the absurdity, unravel secrets, and maybe-just maybe-figure out her heart along the way? (Also published on Royal Road & FakieSpaceman.com)

A book (This book is not serious at all like there is some swear words jsyk )

This is where I like to complain about school, the people around me, and life in general, through advice and sarcastic comments. It's called Code of Conduct because my school rules are poorly disguised by the words "Code of Conduct", only they're really bad. So I thought I'd write my own, much better code of conduct. ***Disclaimer***: I don't mean to offend anyone. I'm just making a few bad, sarcastic jokes. Sometimes the dreadful person I'm describing is myself.

Sophia Marshelle has always had a gift . She was a born prodigy in musical composition and she masters the art of emotion in work. Her life has always been filled with opportunities and she will now fulfill her dream of becoming one of the world's most famous musicians in history. However, after a failed attempt at her first show, she is a laughing stock and she gives up her dream. Nonetheless, she meets a special someone who helps her learn about her true gift and her own identity. Continue reading to learn more about Sophia's journey to becoming "Intune" with herself... Act 1 has concluded so be patient as Act 2 is being updated weekly :D (This is somewhat of an original story so please do not steal!)

Seventeen-year-old Jennifer Hawkins has spent a decade dreaming of becoming a detective, just like her late, legendary investigator father, John Hawkins. Yet even dreams come with shadows-her father's mysterious death still haunting her decisions like a ghost. Invited to work as an intern for the esteemed Collective Detective Agency, her first day becomes anything but normal. Thrust into solving a perfect crime alongside an exasperated but brilliant young detective, she must reconcile Jeffrey Hoper's innocence and a body of evidence that ranges from the murder weapon in his hand to the fingerprintless bellows camera and a white-stained teacup left by the criminal. With experimental gadgets and an ensemble of eccentric agents, it's up to the amateur sleuth to uncover the threads if she hopes to save an innocent man.

Some men head West to find fortune. Stanley Bannister came to clean up a legal mess-and wound up stranded in a desert town that barely exists. There's no map for Cracked Rock-just a handful of misfits, rumors of rattlers, and a cactus that may or may not be judging him. But something strange is stirring beneath the dust. An old rival wants to claim the town for a railroad stop-or maybe it's about that long-abandoned mine everyone says is worthless. Either way, Stanley's about to find out the West doesn't forget. And it sure as hell doesn't forgive. First introduced as a serial in a courthouse newsletter, Cracked Rock now rides again-dustier, funnier, and with more bite than ever. Coming soon. Episodes post bi-weekly.

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Short snippets of your college life and interpersonal relationships.

I am balancing between two hearts, the one that's mine and the one that my curse wants me to have. Jumping in to your eighteen's was supposed to be normal, but then again, No it wasn't, the dimension I live in isn't made the way everyone else's is...