Dryhumour Stories

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

"You sound like, as if you are guarding my heart?" "YEAH AND ITS UNDER ATTACK!" _____________________________________________________ "Why hello there you feeble-minded reader. You seem to have stumbled upon a burnt rose instead of a fresh one in this garden of blooming flowers. This Pathetic 'Writer', holds power o'er this lame tale. And even me. Hmph. I hate her already. Her. And her writing speed. Slow and unforgivable. EW. Will love to have some nice words with you again. Reader. Meet you in this story again. In cursive. If this amateuristic 'writer' will let me say something." ____________________________________________________ When The Vampire Curse hits the Stark household. 17 year old Ryder James Stark has to conquer mysteries and perhaps some little twists which runs beside his family reign and his dear partner Retsel Rose Veldt. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 Stuck and torn between reality and his own observations. Ryder has to sit , face to face with what the world has planned for him, and for...her. Is he Ready for this? Before that pretty little flame finishes off the vintage aesthetic of these papers. _____________________________________________________ Ranks:🍷🍷 #1 in family curse #2 in unsettling #3 in dryhumour #4 in fourth wall breaking It appears this filthy and unfavourable author she calls herself has standards✨ Hmph. _____________________________________________________

Lahat tayo ay may sariling multo. Maaaring ito ay isang taong minahal mo pero nakatadhana lang sa nakaraan mo. Maaaring ito ay mga oportunidad na hindi mo naipanalo. Maaari ring ito ay mga boses na bumubulong tuwing gabi at nagsasabing, "Ano kaya ang pakiramdam ng mabunot sa raffle draw?" Lumipas man ang mahabang panahon ngunit ang lahat ay tila kahapon lamang nangyari. Inilayo mo na nga ang iyong sarili ngunit kahit ano pang distansya ang namamagitan ay tila nasa malapit pa rin ito. At para kay Elle, hindi mali ang kanyang kutob dahil isang araw, nagpakita ang kanyang multo na nakasuot ng pang-food delivery rider.

Clair Smith has a corner office, a tendency to disappear without explanation, and more opinions about Thorne Technologies than her job title strictly requires. Matt Ellis has the top floor, a calendar full of people he's quietly terrifying, and no idea what he's walked into. Neither of them, as it turns out, does. This was not in either of their job descriptions.

Harry Potter meets X-Men in an unapologetically absurd crossover where every character is a mash-up, every chapter contains at least one terrible joke, and somehow there's still an actual plot. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts isn't just a school for witches and wizards-it's also home to mutants, superheroes, supervillains, sentient robots, cosmic artifacts, and at least one misplaced Hobbit. Every character is a fusion of two beloved fictional characters, creating a story that is equal parts adventure, mystery, affectionate parody, and gleeful absurdity. Expect action, heart, running gags, terrible puns, and the occasional surprisingly sincere moment between explosions. Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a prequel to the Super Magic Force Wars podcast.

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

in which elle stayed in the same laboratory school to finish her senior high school years, just minding her own business being a star student, a first aider, and a student leader that she is. and not knowing that she is already entangled with the members of one of the biggest opm bands in the future. just baby joes x baby elle x baby kaye shs au ; the back story [a multo prequel no one asked for but is provided]

WHERE THE WANDERING SOUL RETURNS Book One Some souls are not born to remain behind walls. Reborn with the memories of another life and blessed with a mysterious Space Gift earned through good karma, Su Ya, the forgotten youngest daughter of the noble Su family, has never desired wealth, power, or status. While noble ladies dream of becoming empresses and princes' wives, she dreams of mountain valleys, ancient forests, hot baths after long journeys, and a quiet cottage she can truly call home. Branded an embarrassment after publicly humiliating the imperial princes as a child, Su Ya spends her youth wandering the vast lands of the Hang Dynasty. Along the way, she becomes a healer, hunter, warrior, and protector of ordinary people, earning the legendary title of the Silver Wanderer. On her twentieth birthday, her grandmother reveals an ancient family secret: every Wanderer is destined to find a sacred land that calls to their soul-and a Soul Partner chosen not by power or politics, but by the heart of the land itself. Following an irresistible pull deep into the western mountains, Su Ya discovers a hidden valley untouched by time. There she awakens her emerald Familiar, Qing, uncovers the forgotten legacy of the Wanderers, and begins restoring a long-abandoned home. Fate also introduces her to Sen Yang, a quiet mountain hunter whose strength rivals bears, whose heart is as steadfast as the ancient pines, and whose greatest wish is simply to live honestly among the mountains he loves. Together they discover that home is not merely a place... It is the people who choose to walk beside you. But while peace has finally found them... Others have begun searching for the valley. And not everyone comes seeking a home. Some come seeking to claim it.

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

Humans... always trying to speedrun their downfall. They tore the world apart, then acted shocked when there was nothing left. The apocalypse came and went. No glory in it. Just ash, blood, and fools dying confused. Then they rebuilt it. Because they never learn. Now the world stands again, but, you know... it's real dodgy. Yeah. It's dark. Rotten from the inside. Evil... everywhere. Real dick for brains, motherfuckers running around doing heinous things. Real bottom-tier pieces of human shit. Not hidden either. It walks openly, smiling. But even rot knows fear, and there's a dude that scares the absolute fuck out of every last one of those sadistic bastards. Abram Karasu. If that psychopath decides you're on the menu, your fate was signed, sealed, and notarized before you even heard his footsteps. So don't embarrass yourself by begging. Seriously. It doesn't make him merciful... it just pisses him the fuck off. He doesn't give speeches. He gives brutal honesty. And every lesson comes delivered with all the warmth of a goddamn kunai straight to the face. The guilty know him for the way he kills. Slow when it needs to be slow. Painful when pain is deserved. Accurate. Unmoved. Brutal. He tears evil apart piece by piece, making sure nothing crawls back afterward. No loose ends. No second chances. When retribution moves through him, doors don't matter. Walls don't matter. Your just fucked. Still... he isn't devoid of emotion. God, no. Don't get that twisted. Under all that carnage and maniacal euphoria, there's a normal guy who's just trying to live his fucking life. He's a rare kind of person. Hard to find. The innocent see it. A hand offered. Protection given without a word. He's no hero. Heroes care about being seen. Karasu is just a guy with insane power that chose to use it to do remarkable shit. People say his methods are... Unorthodox. Yeah, that's the word...

Ever wanted the school life of My Hero Academia mixed with the hidden world and adventure of Percy Jackson? Well... Man-eating demons, a world in need of secret protection, a hidden academy in the snowy mountains training the heroes to keep an unaware public safe. After sixteen years of seeing things that aren't there, Celia Cane thought the problem was her. Every person agreed she was just, hallucinating. But no, it's never that simple. While she's glad not to be crazy, this makes life far more complicated than she could have ever imagined. Now she is in a place where everyone sees what she does, but she's still the one falling behind. At Aveil, legacy names open doors long before talent ever can. If she can't keep up, she has no hope of defending the world. Unfortunately, hunting demons will be the easy part. In the days ahead, she will see fractures in more than alliances. While those who would let those demons have their way with the world set their plans in motion. Can Celia and her friends be the hunters the world needs, or is a new dark era coming?

A gritty novella about the infamous Persepolis Zoo, where Tasmanian devils are forced into the unlikely role of Emotional Support Animals for other inhabitants. Based on real events, this completely fictional mystery thriller is, controversially, filled with desert-dry humor, feral absurdism, and groan-worthy dad jokes. Like any respectable YA-ish book, its modest goal is to blow the audience away, melt their brains on the inevitable reread, and finally raise the internationally recognized bar for literary brilliance.

Zog likes his life to be predictable. A humanoid built for routine, he's perfectly content piloting a rustbucket ship with his mischievous robotic og, Blip, at his side. Together, they scrape by on odd jobs and avoid trouble or excitement. But the galaxy has other plans. When a series of catastrophes forces Zog to command the Duj, a cutting-edge (and alarmingly temperamental) spaceship, he's thrust into a universe of uncharted planets, hostile aliens, and malfunctioning AI. Blip, meanwhile, is having the time of his circuits, revelling in every chaotic twist their journey throws at them. As Zog struggles to keep the Duj-and his sanity-intact, they encounter a cast of eccentric allies and dangerous foes, from a sharp-tongued engineer to a mannequin-turned-lethal bodyguard. Together, they'll face exploding planets, galactic bureaucracies, and a cat with suspiciously good aim. In a galaxy where every mission goes wrong, every crewmember has quirks, and every button on the control panel might spell doom, Zog and Blip must find a way to survive-without completely losing their minds. Beyond Spuroxi is a laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure perfect for fans of humour, heart, and intergalactic mayhem.

"Stupid Samuel and Other Stories" is a literary collection of stories, mostly satirical, commenting on social, political and other issues. This book also contains Interrogative pieces that explore the human condition, including but not limited to, debilitating phobias, alternative reality, and cultural beliefs. #1 in Literature stories (02.08.2026) ----- © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. All rights reserved. Cover design © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. Images used in this work belong to their respective copyright holders and are used under license or in accordance with applicable Creative Commons terms. Edited or altered images are copyrighted by the author in their final form.

Leading semi-regular lives, the Godwin family encounters an issue that lands directly on their dining table. The Houseplant, they discover, is a part of a large number of plants that have suddenly come alive. The moving and talking sort of alive. The plants wish to annihilate the humans because of the poison they have spread throughout the world. The Godwin family (now including a cactus) set off on an adventure to stop the annihilation.

Hope Enoshima - The Ultimate Cliche - has been accepted into Hope's Peak Academy. Famous for molding it's students into become the very symbol of hope that the school was founded on, the school turns out to be a lot different than Hope expected. Forced to kill each other, Hope is thrown on an island to play a game of detective with the other 16 students there. But Hope is a realist. She won't take any of these cheesy anime tropes and just accept the situation that she's in like it's nothing. She is determined to get off the island and protect everyone with everything in her power. But what happens when a certain white-haired male just can't seem to take his eyes of her - will she be thrown into despair, or will her talent somehow come to save the day...? _______________________________________ All characters except Hope Enoshima belong to the Danganronpa team, Spike Chunsoft, and whoever the heck animated the series. Cover art does not belong to me in anyway but I don't know who the artist is so I can't credit them I'm really sorry about that 'Scuse my dry humor that's the only way I know how to be funny !Old and Bad!

Dehuman is a haunting tale of survival in a world stripped bare. Alone in the frozen aftermath of catastrophe, one man clings to faith, memory, and ritual to keep from unraveling. His past lingers in fragments of family, friendship, and fleeting warmth, while his present is defined by silence, hunger, and the ever pressing weight of God's absence, or His judgment. Told in alternating glimpses of youth and desolation, Dehuman is a stark meditation on belief, isolation, and what it means to carry the burden of humanity when all else is gone. But when a strange discovery interrupts the silence, his world and everything he believes, begins to change.

Jenna Lane is a normal woman with normal desires: sleep, sustenance, love, the ability to wear jeans when she wants, and doughnuts. She is also an award-winning actress, celebrity, and (only mild) Twitter addict. Join her as she plows through interviews, auditions, sexism in the media, and having a severe allergic reaction on live TV. Not to mention the social media frenzy surrounding her love of Coq (true), her drug addiction (false), and her relationship with her costar (also false, unfortunately). ********** A/N: This is a slightly dark comedy about a normal, every day woman who just happens to also be a celebrity. It is a first draft, so if you see any errors, please let me know! :-D Cover photo credit: Merrick White