Dryhumour Stories

I fell in love with Milly for the fourth time last Friday. This is my lament about being in love with someone who can never love you back, and the trials of being gay in a heterosexual world. I hope some people can relate.

In the quirky town of Misty Hollow, life is anything but ordinary. Between magical mishaps, veterinary clinic chaos, and a complicated family, Tabby navigates her chaotic world with wit, sarcasm... and a slowly growing crush on the calm, composed Thomas. Can she survive the absurdity, unravel secrets, and maybe-just maybe-figure out her heart along the way?

Sable Travingdale hates summer. And summer seems to hate her back. Between floods, grief, and ghosted friendships (literally and hypothetically), every summer feels like a rerun of something she didn't ask for. But this year, she's enrolled in summer classes at Bluegrass Valley Community College. Partially to avoid her house, mostly to prove to summer that she'll keep fighting it. There, she meets Nova: a plant-obsessed chaos engine with quirks for hobbies and a jungle for an apartment. Alongside Elowen: quiet, observant, possibly psychic; and Jesse Moore, the boy she remembers too well, who doesn't seem to remember her at all. But memory has sharp edges. And when Jesse starts showing up more often: annoying, chatty, and completely unaware, Sable is forced to confront what it means to be remembered wrong... or not at all, all while being pulled into a summer of playlists, plants, and emotional detours. Even then, summer keeps dragging her in. Hope you brought your boots, 'cause it's gonna be a messy summer!

Let's immerse ourselves in these short tales where Jay steps in as the male lead. He's clearly an inspiring presence... and this book is definitely getting a sequel. This is a compilation of short stories. The concept? Picking a photo of Jay randomly from my database, and letting that single image spark my imagination until I can't help but write something about it. The selected photo will be displayed at the start of each story [in the Outline section] followed by a brief description. ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ Since this compilation covers many topics, the writing style may vary slightly from one story to another. With this in mind, there are perhaps a few too many tags, and not all of them apply to every story. So the predominant style of each story will be indicated by a checked box in the description. ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ ⑇ All events are purely fictional. Respect the writer's work, as they will never take pride in being plagiarized.

Liberty Lane left St' Augustine eight years ago and hasn't turned back since. She left behind the past she isn't ready to face, and yet the wedding preparation of her only sister brings her face to face with the worst demons in her childhood closet. Will she finally face her demons or lock her closet forever and throw away the key? [ BRITISH ENGLISH VERSION OF THE DESCRIPTION IS INSIDE ]

شتێڪ بڵێم تەنها بانێوان خۆمان بێت «خـۆشـم ئـەوێـت جـۆنڪوڪ». هەموو مافەکانی بۆخۆم دەگەڕێتەوە. #laraa_44

"...there's something beautiful about the way you break." he was suppose to fix her, but he broke her even more

TESTIMONIES "Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum "This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD "This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally To Moshare I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk in the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise. Let's check the news...Good! Extra slices of bread for everybody! Ummm, Carrots and cabbages have exceeded their quotas, and the Animalist Party held yet another victory parade, as the Carrot Union has won another war on Talabar Front. And oioioi...'m just too scared to give a shit about it, as Commissar Nikita said whoever protests gets detained, sent to the gulag, and quote on quote, "And never is able to see vodka again." Yes, yes! Funny people I hear every day on the wiretap. Stuff ranging from a guy that stole a stapler, and another guy drugging his coffee with laxative, or some kids setting off fireworks near a retirement home filled with veterans and getting shot by the Carrot Guard Bureau, the CGB But hey, I thought I could share my story here! This place might be a shithole, but hey, who knows what the future might bring? Other than atherosclerosis from eating too much-fried cheburek Right, to the story. Credits to @annabellacx for editing

It's 1990, and Penelope Annabelle Min-Yi Harte, known to her friends and family as Nell, is not at all thrilled to be starting over. It's the summer before her senior year-at a new camp. That's right: nearly all of her life, Nell's dad has run a summer camp in Oregon. Everything changes, however, when he's forced, for mysterious reasons, to find a new job at a camp in California. For the first time ever, Nell has to leave the only home she's ever known. The worst is she has to leave her friends, too, including her best friend (and maybe more than that?), Len Rodriguez. But the summer crew Nell meets at Camp Morgan offers some interesting possibilities, especially in the form of a boy named Cash Tilney. Maybe this move won't be the wrong one after all...

"I ᴍᴇᴀɴ, I'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ Lᴏʀᴇʟᴇɪ." Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ sᴀɪᴅ qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ, ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴡ. "Bᴜᴛ I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ.. ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ sᴜʙᴛʟᴇ." Jᴜʟɪᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴍᴇᴅ, ɢᴀᴢᴇ ɴᴀʀʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ. "Nᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ." ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ When you move to a small town in the middle of nowhere you dont really expect to be fighting interdimensional monsters after being there for two months, it's just not something that happens. Juliette was weird, too blunt for small-town politeness, not even from Hawkins and somehow managed to get wrapped up in the middle of a fight that sound like something out of one of Eddie's D&D campaigns, but when her younger brother, Dustin, was getting himself into stuff that no eleven year old should be, what was she supposed to do? Sit back? Pretend she didn't notice? Yeah, right. And don't get her started on Steve "The Hair" Harrington. She couldn't help but dislike him. He's loud, popular, self absorbed, probably thinks he's above it all... and honestly? His hair is just too big. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ (Would like to preface here, that there wont be a regular updating schedule, I write when I feel like it.) Season 1 ; 18/07/25 - ??/??/?? Season 2 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 3 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 4 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 5 ;??/??/?? - ??/??/??

Kuudere are characters known for their cool, distant, icy exterior, concealed emotions, and aloof demeanor, making them a formidable challenge for anyone seeking their affection. But what if they become the focal point of a quest for genuine affection? <Teaser Dialogue> "Thoughts have to be put into words for them to get across." - Diane Von Weiss Interested to the story? Bookmark and read now! Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, and School. [Illustrations made by the author are available!] - October 2023

Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!

He's an ageless drifter. His best friend makes murder look like an accident. Now a time-travelling cyborg zombie from the future wants to take him home. Colin Campbell has been alive for hundreds of years - and he's not thrilled about it. He doesn't know what he is, or why he's still here. He spends most of his time quietly avoiding attention, ordering salt-and-pepper chips from the Chinese chippy in flawless Mandarin - which is weird, because he doesn't speak Mandarin.. Brian, meanwhile, is Colin's best mate. Also a hitman. Also deeply confused. Every target he's been assigned since meeting Colin has died in bizarre, unrelated accidents - pianos, scaffolding, aggressive ducks. Brian still gets paid, but it's starting to mess with his professional pride. And then Carmen arrives. She's a smart, sassy, time-travelling zombie, and the only person qualified to survive prolonged exposure to Colin's ridiculous existence. She's here to bring him home. Or forward. Or possibly sideways. Turns out Colin may be the oldest revenant in history - a walking paradox wrapped in centuries of bad habits and pub snacks. The future wants him back. The timeline's falling apart. And reality is doing that wobbly thing again.

I went through a lot of jobs in the past few years. Enjoy a chuckle at my expense 😁

The inter-species family, The Llahs, has a backstory on the twins, Dash and Alyac, as it tells the story of them first ever starting school. But not in kindergarten, as juniors in high school.

Short snippets of your college life and interpersonal relationships.

missing you feels like coughing up roses [✓] © me