Ductape Stories

A collection of some short true stories of mine that I find funny. While some minor details have been altered or omitted for privacy, the core of each story is indeed true and witnessed by myself. And laughed at in person by myself. If you need a quick laugh, or wonder just how strange and funny life can be, Truth is Funnier than Fiction will satisfy.

I'm Xavier. Xavier Taylor Langsdale. I'm a sixteen year old gamer who is currently on summer break. And no, if you were wondering, I am not a plant. I do not need the sun, nor do I need vitamin D as much as plants need. I mean, isn't drinking Sunny D the exact equivalent? Well, this means I don't have to go outside, because I am not a plant in need of the sun right? Wrong...

I didn't mean to do it. I didn't plan on doing it. I didn't want to do it. But you got in the way. It didn't have to happen this way, if you could have just left me alone I never would have had to do it. But here we are. I on this side,you on the other, ductape in between. Now you will be trapped here, until death lets you part. Ductaped in the basement.

A question yet a poem

Miley Malone is normal. Absolutely positively normal. She has good friends, an annoying twin brother, and parents who love her, but when something un-normal catches up with her, will she be ready?