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✶ 〢ㅤ―ㅤ𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝖾𝗈𝗇𝗃𝗎𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾 ಇ 𝖽𝖺𝗅𝗂 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀 ➤ ・✴︎・ㅤ𐀔ㅤ【 © 𝖯𝖺︩︪𝗀𝖾-𝗒𝖺︩︪𝗐𝗇𝗓𝗇𝗇 】 ❝ 𝐼 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 ❞ <𝟑 ㅤㅤ

Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... An AU where Luffy and Nami accidentally get married and the chaos that follows.

A small town is not where you would expect to find the man of your dreams, but New Mexico is where Emma found Niall Horan. With a whirlwind romance, this read is brimming with passion. Credit for the story to my dear friend Emma, this was edited by our other two friends and myself.

These are short storylines came to my minde, writing my script for shifting to naruto series as haruno sakura and fixing her bs life and behavior cause she is a dumbass mf and a usless bitch. Feel free to use them in your own work or scripts (and give credit obviously) Ps: i would love to read your fun and crazy ideas on these series so let me know if you have any

Ooh I guess ur jus gonna hafta read to findd outtttttt go eat sum ass .

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funny quotes, u can read the title can't u? But if you can't uh.. these are some funny quotes that were said but really shouldn't have been for many reasons. .... I now realize if you couldn't read the title why would you have been able to read the description? Whoops :D

Read to find out.

Dnf

~DESCRIPTION~ Natalia (Tali) is Paul's niece. Tali's mom is going on a business trip, and is making Tali stay with Paul. She doesn't know he is One Direction's bodygaurd. She's crazy, sassy, and loves to dance. Tali also has this crazy YouTube channel with random things on it. Tali brings along her friend, Jace, short for Jaynelle-Alice. Jace is a cover artist who posts videos on YouTube. She's pretty laid-back. Combine those two, and you get a bonfire. Add them with One Direction, and you get a explosion that looks like a friendly mushroom. ME Here is a One Direction fanfiction. I know, this is a boring start to a fanfiction, I GET IT! Anyway, here is a romance story that includes One Direction. Natalia and Jace don't know what they're in for, just that 'Uncle Paul!' is some bodyguard. This is a fanfiction about One Direction. If you don't know who they are, SCRAM, Get out of here! And don't ever get involved again. What the girls also don't know is that they both will fall in love with- well, you're just going to have to wait and see! Follow me! Comment! Do what ever you can, and Inbox me too! This is something you can compare to the song, but there is a twist in the end! You never know what's going to happen. People will call this, unexpecting... Well, I hope you like this fanfic. I know, there must be a lot of fanfics like this. Just give it a go. No, I don't play baseball. OMG, I just noticed. Oxygen and Magnesium! :D ```````~```````` GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! Okay, so, instead of going throught every chapter, and editing random stuff, like putting an s instead of e in Louis's name. *cough cough* I'll just make an edited book before I make a sequel! Because I like rehashing..

This is a book where i will write the most craziest and funniest texts or convos i had with my besties and friends . Hope you will enjoy reading this- this- something -3- I love you too girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tem, a poor innocent lesbian, looking for love and job, finds job first with a billionaire. The billionaire Wolf, there is something that is holding tem from running away from the rude rich lady. Maybe they are mates So will she be able to find love? who's she going to fall in love with? Is it the rude rich wolf lady or the nice simple blood sucking vampire? Find out as you read along this thrilling story

TOTALLY SERISUS LOVE STORY BETWEEN Y/N AND A TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOPE NOT THE CHARACTER, A WHOLE ASS TSUNAMI.

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[You read that right, tho the reader is a cat, there will be no type of shipping here] [REWRITING] _________________________________________ 'In the year 20## on March 18th a report was made, a beloved neighbor and student was reported missing with her cat by their friend who noticed after not showing up to their shared collage classes for a week aswell as to their job at [REDACTED] café' _________________________________________ {One day after yet another non stop binge of your favorite anime/show with your beloved pet cat after a wonderful and calm weekend without collage classes in the way or a shift at your job, you wake up without your gremlin kitten and not in your own home nor bed anymore.. completely somewhere else and where its unfamiliar from what you remembered...wait, why are you so small and fluffy...WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS!?} _________________________________________ {STARTED: OCTOBER 20TH 2022} {ENDED: .....}

just read the goddamn story 🤪 i ain't givin' no speech lmao

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