Dumbass Stories

She had high hopes for him, but he just let them fall. Sophia Barner is a Normal 17 year old girl. Besides the fact that she's a werewolf. She is quiet, kind and smart. She is a relatively shy person, which is why she only has 2 friends. Axel Harper is the Alpha of the Night Howlers ( If you've ever watched zootopia). He is a ignorant, cocky, piece of crap with no respect towards women. He just wants to party and is still waiting for his mate. He is so immature for a 19 year old man. What happens when their paths cross ( hint she gets rejected)?

funny quotes, u can read the title can't u? But if you can't uh.. these are some funny quotes that were said but really shouldn't have been for many reasons. .... I now realize if you couldn't read the title why would you have been able to read the description? Whoops :D

What'll happen if a mafia boss ,that's a little clumsy ,meets a very strong, yet perverted teenager? Would they hate each-other till the very end, or would they fall in love from the very beginning? Or maybe, they'll end up burning down their life's to be together. Continue reading to find out.

this is a fanfic created for only entertainment purposes plz take it as a joke and enjoy some y/n slander (also i am A1 and my friend is A2 @sam26008) #7 in microscopic (there are only 7 fics with this tag) #573 in dumbass (there are only 573 fics with this tag) Edit : so it's going to be a little different fic now, none of the chapters r related to each other unless specified

hey y'all this is a book for all my tags, dumbass pictures, and as listed in the title, other shit There's really no purpose to this book other than if someone happens to stumble apon it and is like "hm this person seems like a dumbass, I wanna get to know her better." My sincerest apologies to anyone who reads this book because it's gonna be full of awful and random shit. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

******** on hold ******** "3, 2, 1, here I go!" I started walking around, searching ever spot in the house. "Harry? Where are you?" I said loudly. I turned around the corner, going up the stairs and I bumped into someone. "Oops, sorry..." I said looking down. My pace raised as I looked up. Oh no...

Jimin Likes jungkook but jungkook is a bit of a dumbass to even notice his best friends feelings but jungkook also has a no.1 rule not to date a friend and jungkook also is a HUGE player mostly because of his 'oppa' looks but jimin dose not like Jungkook for his 'oppa' looks. He Likes jungkook for his personality which also makes jimin question 'why' he likes somebody who's also a HUGE asshole and a player while I guess you can say jimin has liked jungkook for 4 years basically ever since they met. And If jimin even tried to move on (Which he Can't) it would be hard to ignore Jungkook because their group of friends are all best friends who go to the same Faucility in their uni. And Jimin would have had about 100 girls already if he wasn't so into jungkook but jimin always thought he had a chance whenever jungkook broke up with his girlfriends but jungkook always gets a new girl right after. And Worst of all NONE of his friends know about his feelings for the Boy well that is until one of them finds out..But no matter how many times jimin trys to confess Jungkook gets ever Stupider. But Its true love.

A stupid daring guy who has a pain kink. Nobody could resist his "charms" not even Donald Na himself He goes by the name of Y/N

just a series of rants, pet peeves, and other shit. psa: it's a lot.

just my random shits possibly have some one-shots

𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 ♥︎

Tired of those cheesy and corny pick-up lines guys use? Well then, here is a collection of anti-pick up lines you can use. Well, if it doesn't happen to you, you can still read it for laugh. (Disclaimer: all content here is not meant to insult and is not mine)

My name is walter hartwell white. This is my sex story.

well here we are my dream. His lips in twined with mine, my hands on his nape, his hand on my waist and a kiss. I don't even feel that this is what I want. So then what do I want? I always had to have this feeling that at first it seems so exciting to have but if it happens it turn out so badly. What do I want?

Exactly what the title says

Whine in agony, or cheer with pride as you get to go on a stressful journey of making sure that Lauren doesn't fucking die. You get to take care of an unstable boy with Factitious Disorder ( a disorder in which the victim fakes illness or purposely makes themself sick ) and try to deal with his bipolar episodes. I mean, you're REQUIRED to help him.. you're his favorite person, after all. This story was made because I'm struggling with my mental health very intensely, and this story helps. You get to live your life as a caretaker and keep me safe!! ^^ **DISCLAIMER** Please do not glorify my actions or start inacting any of my behaviors!! If you or someone you love struggle with these types of issues, please seek help from a trusted person or a mental health professional!! **FAIR WARNING:** In this story, we allow discussion on dark topics, and those topics can include violence and bathroom topics. So, gore, vomiting, and other bodily fluids may be mentioned! If you can't handle that, DON'T READ. Also, please don't hate on my story or make fun of it. It's very deep and important to me and in tune with some things I'm dealing with right now.

These are gonna be one-shots on things that my dumbass does. UPDATES ARE RANDOM! Think of this as an anonymous diary :P

kurt x sans yeah yeah san and kurt you know that one yeah yeah

Pretty self explanatory