Dumbass Histoires

bios of my various me's and other characters I feel important enough to be here. It's also now random stories ideas I've had

The title says it all but u are the younger sister of Felix and u see the others as overprotective brothers

I have no clue what I'm doing, but all you need to know is that the narrator is an idiot and take whatever insults they say to you lightly as they are stupid, and are here for no reason at all!

YES I KNOW THIS IS MY SECND ONE so far just a one shot made by me and mars :)

A young girl named Skyler Farley wishes upon a star in the city night... the next morning she wakes up with a bit of a problem but how will she adapt? Walk along with her as she re-meets her friends and trys to solve this mystery.

For all those who love Steven Hyde as much as me. Open for suggestions 🙌🏽 this novel is ranked #1 on '1970' and honestly feel like that's an achievement worth noting

I just need to get rid of my memes

Simply what the title says if you wanna rp basically look here for a starter :3 ...... I'm bored And don't know what I'm doing so enjoy :]

themes of my friends and family

~DESCRIPTION~ Natalia (Tali) is Paul's niece. Tali's mom is going on a business trip, and is making Tali stay with Paul. She doesn't know he is One Direction's bodygaurd. She's crazy, sassy, and loves to dance. Tali also has this crazy YouTube channel with random things on it. Tali brings along her friend, Jace, short for Jaynelle-Alice. Jace is a cover artist who posts videos on YouTube. She's pretty laid-back. Combine those two, and you get a bonfire. Add them with One Direction, and you get a explosion that looks like a friendly mushroom. ME Here is a One Direction fanfiction. I know, this is a boring start to a fanfiction, I GET IT! Anyway, here is a romance story that includes One Direction. Natalia and Jace don't know what they're in for, just that 'Uncle Paul!' is some bodyguard. This is a fanfiction about One Direction. If you don't know who they are, SCRAM, Get out of here! And don't ever get involved again. What the girls also don't know is that they both will fall in love with- well, you're just going to have to wait and see! Follow me! Comment! Do what ever you can, and Inbox me too! This is something you can compare to the song, but there is a twist in the end! You never know what's going to happen. People will call this, unexpecting... Well, I hope you like this fanfic. I know, there must be a lot of fanfics like this. Just give it a go. No, I don't play baseball. OMG, I just noticed. Oxygen and Magnesium! :D ```````~```````` GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! Okay, so, instead of going throught every chapter, and editing random stuff, like putting an s instead of e in Louis's name. *cough cough* I'll just make an edited book before I make a sequel! Because I like rehashing..

These hoes be mad

read this book and see what happens when I'm drunk

A small town is not where you would expect to find the man of your dreams, but New Mexico is where Emma found Niall Horan. With a whirlwind romance, this read is brimming with passion. Credit for the story to my dear friend Emma, this was edited by our other two friends and myself.

anything and everything i find funny that my friends/family and i have said