Dumbasses Stories

Saara, Milla, Hunnar and Libby are dead broke. They live in an 8-bedroom, huge ah house, they got from Saara's dead uncle in her inheritance from him. But, they can't afford to pay all the bills, it's a huge ass house my guy. So, they go onto Craigslist, to look for roommates. Now, they sit, across from a group of four guys, holding a clipboard and taking notes. The boys? Donald, Chance, Kendrick and Tyler.

bro... we are teens some drabbles and fluff of my favorite dumbasses

The storie is not related to the titel. Funny little story about one of my Best friends ! And no the one from the image is not him.

this is a little vent because quarantine has me bored af and feelin lo n e l y basically a college au where shadow and sonic accidentally attend a zoom call at the wrong time and end up having a lil date

we made this and never told them about it but we probably should have but we never will because they're scary

I've seen almost zero of these so I've decided to take some stuff from my irl gc and stuff from the top of my head and make this! Hope it's funny because it's mainly made up of me and my friends shitty humour! Warning: This contains: Swearing Suicidal Thoughts Suicide Jokes (if you feel suicidal call a professional and DO NOT read this) Note: Me and my friends have on multiple occasions said "I want to die" and "I wish death upon you" and other variations of those. This is generally not okay but we all know it's in good fun. One of us is diagnosed with depression and they make these jokes so it's all fine. Please do not come after me for those kind of jokes.

As the name suggests it's about the crazy shit in the life of our family. Based on very true stories. but some aren't.

The things that make me want to kill myself

this abt me and my sis @Laila_dweeb doing crack things and it's quotes with our ocs-

it only took one night, at one late party. two kids slowly getting buzzed off of watered down liqor and kvass from plastic cups. (Pretense that I am not russian, And simply decided to set this story in Russia based off exactly one of the dad already being russian. Bc why not. And it'd be interesting to research and try to write accurately.)

This is just based off of a discord I joined Kathy don't kill me please

Disclaimer: this is my AU and will have some OC's so yeah This book is just filled with crackhead moments with the league [THIS HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED]

the students at hope's peak academy are... how do i say this in a nice way? mhm.. well, they're a real piece of work.. → "thought of the day", in the beginning of each chapter is brought you by the amazing tumblr blog @showerthoughts a semi crack fic by ya girl meg. read it.

It's an ask or dare. Kinda. I also write one-shots and random other things. It's an ask or dare when people actually ask and dare things. also I probably need to add a l o t of trigger warnings so like if you get triggered by stuff like intrusive thoughts (generally just my own idk), sex mentions (like a lot of them), cussing, casual death, murder mentions, violence mentions, mentions of suffocation, and a bunch of mental health issues I'd suggest avoiding this. there's also probably more but I don't know what. The characters belong to Thomas Sanders not me. I try to stay close to their canon characters but alas I am a Remus stan and very much simp for Logan so I can't really help it. Cover art isn't mine either. (Unless it's still the moth pic, that's my boyfriend) Ships- Logicality, Royality, Logince, Intrulogical, Analogical, Loceit, Prinxiety, Dukexiety, Demus. it's pretty much Dlampr but not everyone is dating and it's a mess. that's all of them as of currently (maybe moxiety in the future but not yet 😔)

a jason todd | red hood story in which he tries to find and kill the joker but end up being found by his childhood friend just after being brought back from the dead. only to find out that said friend, vio belmore, went on to being one of the greatest underground's bosses in the history of gotham without ever being noticed all the characters belong to their original creator i only own the character of vio and her dog orion

idk 😛😂

An unlikely duo battle a vampire outbreak using a host of little known weapons and tactics.

" 𝑺𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒘. 𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓. " 𝑨 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒊𝒋𝒊𝒓𝒐 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒊 𝑩𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒈𝒐. 》* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • 。* 。° 。* 。 • ˚《 ! 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝑲𝒐𝒉𝒆𝒊 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒌𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕. ! 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕, 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒐.

please help me