Dumbasses Stories

strong boio: i love all 20 of u 365 so stressed, junkyuwu, and 18 others are typing... strong boio: oh no.

this story is made for a discord server that im in and yeah

this is a little vent because quarantine has me bored af and feelin lo n e l y basically a college au where shadow and sonic accidentally attend a zoom call at the wrong time and end up having a lil date

Kenma, Kuroo, and Y/N. Best friends. You were known across the whole school. You were known across the volleyball district. You were known all over Japan. You were famous for volleyball. But you know Kenma and Kuroo as loverboys. They don't know it but you do. You're trying to get them together. But they're idiots. I have no clue who drew any pictures in here. Tag if you know and all the credit goes to the artist. It does graduallly get better. Specifically chapter 6. :)

gays ( derogatory )

I've seen almost zero of these so I've decided to take some stuff from my irl gc and stuff from the top of my head and make this! Hope it's funny because it's mainly made up of me and my friends shitty humour! Warning: This contains: Swearing Suicidal Thoughts Suicide Jokes (if you feel suicidal call a professional and DO NOT read this) Note: Me and my friends have on multiple occasions said "I want to die" and "I wish death upon you" and other variations of those. This is generally not okay but we all know it's in good fun. One of us is diagnosed with depression and they make these jokes so it's all fine. Please do not come after me for those kind of jokes.

This is just based off of a discord I joined Kathy don't kill me please

This is a crackfic I'm writing with my friend group that consists of: @izzyTheChildEater, @sleepy-arsonist, @nonbineybean, @RandomPeckNeck, and @ConstipatedCrystal. We're just writing this because our friend group is so incredibly chaotic. So yeah, here's this. Whatever THIS is. We pretty much get stuck in some random-ass basement for the entire story, except we don't even try to leave. We just sit there and do dumb shit. So enjoy this dumbassery that we've created.

The homie squad unite together to commit tax fraud after becoming intoxicated. Swag souls unite and the greatest creations arise. This is ironic and purposely supposed to be a shitpost so B)

An albino cat named Cole runs away from his family to the city he grew up in, he meets up with some old friends and makes some new ones, along the way he finds out about a place called the down-side (this is a novel version of a comic I want to make in the future

this story is based on real events and times shared with three best-friends. if you feel like fourth wheeling us, then that's great we don't care👍🏻 [on a real note, we are basically writing messages for our bestie that's on a hiatus]

The things that make me want to kill myself

This is a story me and my bestfreind wrote one evening why we were bored. ✌️💋

a story of me and my friends being idiots! ╭┈ 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕞 .· * • ° | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑❧@BRAINWASH-HERO | 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐄❧@eijibot | 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘❧@todorii | 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐘❧@Xxiera_ | 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❧@-freckledsmilcs | 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐊❧@obsessivehrs | 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊❧@GGHOSTLY ╰──────── ◌༄➳

(a story based off the TV show "Mia and Me" UPDATES EVERY WEDNESDAY what if Mia received the bracelet with a piece missing? what if the missing piece was half way across the world? Icarus Owens is a 14 year old trans boy with a hateful mother. being sent off to boarding school and unable to transition due to the circumstances, he believes the world is against him. but maybe, with the gem he finds in the forest, things will start to look up for him. a new villain has come to Centopia, disguising herself as a unicorn guard. her identity is unknown, but it's clear she's after the winged unicorn, Onchao. but when Icarus comes to Centopia, with his feathered wings, she changes her priorities and goes after him. Prince Mo receives a prophecy while he's sleeping. "red on silver, ring on hand, there will be one who will help the land." hopefully he'll know how to save Centopia.

a lil oneshot of me and my friends webcomic, project: glitchcore skript kiddo is mean and kiddo is a chaotic dumbass cheers to @theaquablue

Artemis Gentry had lived with a spectre in her periphery for nearly eleven years. At first, she did not name the spectre for she did not know what it was. Then she did not name it because she did not want the spectre to become a physical thing. But at fourteen she discovered that naming the spectre would make it a physical thing that she could destroy and so Artemis Gentry named the spectre Depression. But at eighteen, Artemis fell victim to depression and took her own life in a desperate attempt to find her family in the land of the dead, Inferis. Artemis wakes up in Inferis only to be told that before she can see her family she must prove her worth by completing a series of tasks. With the help of a Star, a Hunter, an Undying Flame and the Righteous Murderer (Updates every two weeks.)