Dumbblonde Stories

You've heard or read of the cliche Nerd and Mr. Popular, Geek and Bad Boy, Outcast and Gangster, Cheerleader and Quarterback. You know their stories and how they fell in love. Well, I'm here to tell you, that it doesn't happen in real life--well at least, barely. You've read the story of the girl who captured Mr. Bad Boy's attention. You've read the perspective of the cheerleader whose boyfriend was stolen by a new girl or nerd. You might have also read the leading male character's perspective. If it does happen- when they fall in love- and the story ends, I'm saying there's a reason the story ended because eventually, things do not go the way it was planned. The bad boy gets over the new girl. The Quarterback gets tired of the nerd. The cheerleader finds someone better. End of that story. But now, you will be reading my story, my point of view. Have you ever heard from the Queen B's sidekick--or minion I guess? Have you ever wondered what happened to them and such? Were you ever even concerned about the minion? Probably not, huh? I am the sidekick, the minion, the follower, the fake friend, and whatever the hell people call me in their love story and here is my story. Read my story and see what really happened.

NOTE: Humor. Made for MY and my READER's amusement. Don't like, get the hell out before the super powerful teenage Alpha who just happens to have the biggest pack in the world bites off your head. Woe to all who try to unmake a cliche. Because that, itself is a cliche. Why try something that we know will turn into the most overly used plots in the world of literature? My solution: don't. Here is a demonstration: There's a girl, whose the cliche of cliches-- the gorgeous girl who's abused for her "ugliness" and is for some reason poor and annoying and stupid. Oh, and she's a werewolf who's part vampire, an elemental, and the oh-so-perfect Moon Goddess made her an Omega but says she'll save the world. She's mated to the super powerful, rich-for-some-reason Alpha who's the Alpha of the biggest pack of the world and hates the girl so he rejects her. And typical shit happen along the say too, blah, blah, blah. Cliche? ☑ ☑ and freaking ☑ Welcome to the Cliche of the Century. And, of course, those other ridiculously written stories. Because, everyone knows the cliche doesn't end THERE.

A vampire boy falls in love with a human girl read more ig.

"You're so dumb." he says "how did she even make it on the cheer squad?" she whispers. "Dumb blonde" they call me. I hear it all, every whisper, and every remark. When will all of it stop? Or will it continue?

(The author notes: this is my first story so a lot of experimenting is happening regardless feel free to give me some tips and enjoy!) "A boy named Fin was always the class clown, goofing around with his friends, jumping off the walls with energy. He was a 5'7 blonde and rather on the slim side only 16, he didn't do many sports but he was a theater kid many made fun of him for that but he didn't care he was adventurous, wild, and free. All attention would go to him when he entered a room until one day a new boy joined the school. A tall brunette with beautiful green eyes he kept to himself most of the time pushing away anyone who tried to get close to him, he put up a real tough act regardless he still had a couple of friends. One day the sarcastic blonde and the Tough brunette get paired together for a project. Will there relationship go farther?.

In which I magically break and create stereotypes with odd storylines free to request from the readers.

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Follow the life of Allison Lane, a stereotypical ditsy blonde, as she adjusts to her new life at Franklin High! She stumbles on romance, trickery, and the overall joy from being forced to go to public school.

hey gamers, i made this so my friend @Its_Savior won't beat me with a whip at 3am while im fast asleep on a roof bathing in laundry sauce while drinking boneless water so yeah,ENJOY ESSKEEDEES!!

Ok so maybe I am a 'Blonde Stereotype' but at least I am different than the others.... Haha.... no. I'm exactly like them. I'm a blonde stereotypical bitch and I know it but before you judge me I have a reason to be like... this. Haha.... no. I don't exactly have a reason but don't judge me. Maybe I'm dumb. Maybe I'm blonde. Maybe I'm pretty. And maybe I had more boyfriends than Taylor Swift. But I have a heart. A cold little bitter heart But still a heart. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ basically the story is about the life stereotypical blonde bitch and her adventures from highschool to when she meets her first love to when she gets married and to when she dies.   .............................................................     +++++     .........................................................................    

Kara is an average teenager who goes to an average school in an average town, nothing special in her life. Will her life take a more interesting turn, or stay as boring as ever? It's up to you to find out.

Ten hilarious jokes to blow out the snot stuck right in the back of your nose.Btw I'm not crazy

Aurelia Sullivan, also known as the dumb blonde sa school nila because she is always getting the lowest score on their class and also the only blonde in the entire school. Asper Riarte the son of the town's mayor and also the student council's Vice President. Asper is always in the top of their class. Two opposites attract each other.

its just jokes lol some of them will be pretty cheesy so be warned

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"Seungmin I know you told me you have friends, but I've never met them. I'm starting to doubt this is true." I just stare awkwardly. I'm not able to defend my own lies. "You should bring them over for dinner sometime. I want to know who my baby boy hangs around with." "Moooom don't call me thatt." "Then grow up and introduce me to your friends." Soooo Seungmin and Hyunjin what else do I have to explain? Read it already losers. (Jk you're not a loser. Or are you?)

SERIES #4 (Harriet Avery Turner)

Kenzi Jeffrey was a girl not very Intelligent but very pretty which is what people based her off of. Chase Davenport a new kid geeky nerdy and very weird surprisingly and oddly intelligent. The two get together for a project and become closer Chase realizing he is not a geeky and Kenzi realizing she is not at dumb. The popular girl and the nerdy boy lore.