Historias de Dumbhumor

After being pared with a droid, and going after aliens, who brake threw our hole in the universe, which brings up why don't we just sow it up in the first place? I have to make sure reality isn't broken or else worst. Yeah, trust the soldier who has had three back stabs, not to mention almost destroying organics by using the death rings, and tried stealing a gordo bar for hunger problems. Welcome to "Galaxy Inomia", the oddest but deadliest EU since "Tale Tron".

Anime Jokes of All Kinds!!!!!!!Aot,naruto,black butler,death note,all,well not all,but mostly!!!Enjoy and laugh your panties off!!!!!! -DiA

I just made this so that I could do something Uploads memes every time I feel lonely (multiple pages) I'll follow u if u feel lonely too just comment on an episode saying u feel lonely 😊 I can't rlly message cuz I don't know the password to my email- (sorry if it sounds weird) 👁‍🗨➖👁‍🗨 👁👄👁 👀👄👀 👁👁👄👁👁 👄👁👄 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨 👀 👄 👄👄👁👄👄 also, the images may or may not be mixed up because my Wattpad is glitching so- Edit: anyways, i can't follow you back cuz as I said, I forgot my password. If you want to follow my other acc, it's @samuelseosimp

Just when Tamia thought she got away from Jaiheim for good. He moves to Alabama and shit gets super real.

Follow the adventures of Claire and her cat Boomoo! A dynamic duo who have the most weirdest adventures! Normally ends up with the cat trying to kill Claire. She still loves BooMoo though...sometimes.

The original Sukie stories! These stories take place in the Kirby universe. Some characters are dolphin versions of Kirby characters, so I don't consider them my own OCs. This is a spinoff story in which Sukie the dolphin is in the Kirby Super Star universe. ©Kirby belongs to Nintendo. I do not own the Kirby franchise.

"I just put a curse on you, bitch!" _______________________________________ In which a girl is cursed to be homeless, and meets people she thought she would never meet.

Akemi Clayton is normally a non-violent person. Preferring to talk things out or avoid confrontation like the plague, very few things ever bring her to the point of genuinely considering murder. However, the shabbily dressed and probably homeless new hire Akemi's been guilted into employing at her small flower shop is definitely pushing her in that regard. Dabi, who Akemi's certain is entrenched in various unsavory and illegal dealings, seems to be the last person anyone would expect to work at a place like A New Leaf. Unfortunately for both himself and Akemi, desperation and no other easy options force them together for the foreseeable future, and they must figure out how to make their unlikely pairing work. While his criminal activity gives him the skills needed to deal with the relentless harassment Akemi's shop is undergoing, there's something else in the way. The main roadblock, and the reason for Akemi's sudden thirst for murder, is Dabi's attitude problem. He's sarcastic, smug, and generally a menace to anyone he crosses paths with, something that doesn't mesh well with a job that deals primarily with other people. Still, he's the best (and only) option Akemi has. As the two begin to work side by side, Akemi's patience is tested as the urge to smash a flower pot over her employee's head grows, a feat of will made harder by the constant stress she's forced to handle. The daily grind of running a business combined with steadily escalating attacks and a rising group of terrorists might manage to bring the two closer together, or it might end with Akemi covering up a homicide. It's too soon to tell.

A girl begins high school without knowing many people. All her friends are becoming more distant and she feels alone. Then comes along a boy called Aaron to make everything better. Will they become more then friends or will they grow to become enemies?

Organically made! ^_^

Sup peoples. Gr8 grammar I know m8. Anyways yep you read the title you know what this is. I'm getting most of my jokes from Instagram and/or the Internet ( very original I know ). I hope you like it and if you don't I really don't care. Love ya . P.S ~ if you can find a better title cover pls send it to meh pls pls pls. I'll love you forever (that's definitely not that much to offer). And (gr8 way 2 start a sentence) if this gets popular enough (lol as if) I'll shout you out to let people know how awesome you are.

THIS IS A JOKE AHAHAH I got this ship idea from a Tik Toker, Credits to them cause I forgot their name 💀🤚 I might also do normal ships that I like LIKE KOKICHI AND BARRY B BENSON- JK but for real enjoy this shitty joke of a smut shot :)

If someone says expect the unexpected one more time Im going to punch them in the face ,and say did you expect that?

(Disclaimer,first fic,none of the characters are mine,credits goes to The authors of JJK and Cote respectively and possible poor grammar) 'If I may, I'd like to pose an interesting question. Are all humans truly equal? naaaah,who am I even kidding?? of course not! This child at the back of the car is living proof of that.'*Gojo rested his head on his palm as the light vibrations of the car provided an ambiance of sorts while he was taking a brief pause from his thoughts* 'I've come to find out that the higher ups where funding this little facility known as "The Whiteroom", not a very creative name, don't you agree? Anyways, it's a facility made to create the pinnacle of humanity,or in other words,they want to create artificial geniuses to lead the future generations of Japanese society. You know the crazy part?? The kid at the back,is the son of the facility's founder! Isn't that wild? Long story short,the facility was shutdown for a year,this 14 year old kid is the best of his peers,I took him in thanks to this really nice butler,I think his name was Matsuo? Fast forward to now,and I'm driving him back yo my apartment. He and Megumi linda share the same energy now that look a bit closer... I wonder how well they'll get along...? Of course Tsumiki will warm up to him in no time, that's a no brainer.' *Ijichi was nearing Gojo's home,only 3 more kilometers according to the GPS* "Yo,Ijichi!" *The Man known as Ijichi was startled almost slipping off the steering wheel before asking* "Yes,Gojo-san?"*he asked confused and not turning his head off the road* "Stop by a Shakey's pizza real quick? Maybe this kid might like cheese." "Uh huh..." 'What a weird man...'*Ijichi thought to himself* *Kiyotaka Ayanokouji,the kid in question was silently watching out the window as landscape slowly change ,he was also listening into the conversation between the driver and Gojo.* 'This is reminiscent of my trip to New York,minus Pizza. What even is a Pizza?'*The boy thought*