Dumblewhore Stories

right this should be all different eras feel free to make requests <33

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You land yourself a job at Hogwarts looking for love. You soon find Hagrid the Horrible Half-giant and fall head over heels. In this erotic tale of two forbidden lovers there will be heartbreak, love, betrayal, death, and lust. The only question left is will you get some of dat giant ass or a pink slip?

"Life used to be a lot more peaceful when I was dead" Unnoticed. Ignored. Forgotten. So he left. Never to be seen again. Vanished from the face of the earth. Until Today. Four years later, the black-haired Weasley makes a comeback that takes the world by storm.

Draco and Harry first met when they were both sorted into Slytherin and have been friends since. Nothing can come between them and their emo friendship... except Draco's dad. How will he be able to make his father accept Harry, and will there be something more between the two?

Regulus and his friends need to find a way to get back his brother Sirius for a prank he and his friends pulled on him. Even though he was involved in it, they're using James Potter to get him back. (This was only meant to be like 2 chapters long but I keep getting ideas so I'm making it longer 😭) This fic is also out on a03 it's also under the same username as my Wattpad. I gotta admit, it's my first fic on a03 bc I never got an account for it until recently. If you asked me where you should read the fic, I'd say go for A03 bc the formatting is definitely much better there. Either way, hope you enjoy! xx

𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙧. 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩. 𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙩. 𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚. 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨. 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚. 𝙊𝙍 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙡𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙣 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘰𝘤 𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘱- ?? *𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦/𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨* previously named 'ineffable euphoria'

Percy Jackson wakes up in a Chair in front of an Old man who claims his name is Bumble lore or something like that. Percy has been entered into the Tri wizard tournaments and cant leave until hes finished the tournament. can we make it out alive to see his Wise Girl?

Hagrid has always liked those creatures living in the forbidden forest. One day he met a special one... a really special Ogre. Will they become friends or even more? *smirk* warning: maybe it'll be a bit cursed

-From the POV of me and my freinds if we were at hogwarts. -There will be no ships as to the fact that we are real and they are charecters. -⚠There may be jokes about sh and suicide so if you are sensitive to that this is a warning.⚠ ☆Enjoy☆

What will y/n do when she's caught in a love octagon 😱 8 boys chasing after her for her love not like other girls type beat. 😳

In which Kreacher follows his orders to the letter and no further, Sirius never saw this coming in a million years, and Regulus finds himself regaining things he thought were forever lost. OMG I DARE WRITE MY OWN STORY???

Ares and Artemis Hesperides are two out of three in a set of triplets. With super cool matching names, gorgeous looks and a shared telepathy, everyone wants to be them Everyone except four rambunctious boys who go by the name, The Marauders. They just want to figure out what's going on with these new people at Hogwarts. What happened, why'd they get kicked out and why don't they talk to the third triplet? These are the things that The Marauders want to know And you get to find out. CC: to whatsherfacey bitchface, except my OCs and storyline that's mine. Keepys off!! All rights reserved etc

What if there was a fith marauder? What if they transfered to Beauxbatons in their 6th year? What if he was forced to reunite with their two ex-lovers, sirius black and remus lupin, ? Follow kai lyons life from the beginning of the goblet of fire to wherever life leads him. I only own my ocs. all other rights go to she who must not be named and dobby the house elf.

The cold and seemingly self centered pale skin blond boy and the vibrant and seemingly careless brown skinned black haired girl. Total opposites yet identical. Draco is a troubling boy, one with countless secrets behind his bored mask. With too many problems to count he always shuts himself off and his "friends" don't even know the tip of the iceberg. Being one of the best students, he seems to always be steps ahead without a single flaw, always with something smart to say and some new skill. He is the Slytherin prince. Desdemona Vasiliki is a prominent girl, to describe her would be like describing a flower girl. She always appears content, yet she's also a very secretive person. No one, except for a certain few friends, know much about her. She has more secrets than one can count and always seems to be disappearing somewhere. She is the Slytherin Queen. Yet as different as they seem on the outside, they might just be exactly what the other needs. Especially as they began to grow older and face the issues of young adults in wizarding society.

Draco and Harry delve into their new relationship, whilst dealing with Dumbledore's manipulation, a jealous Ginny, and a Dark Lord rising, who might be not as Dark as they'd previously thought. This is a Drarry story, both have creature inheritances, Sirius doesn't die and Wolftar is real, Dursleys are pricks, most stuff like this in the book. Enjoy!

in which kali blake faye is the queen of the marauders, attached to the hip with all of them, loved by many. "you have just destroyed our family." "oh please, our family was already destroyed the minute i was born." (❗️disclaimer❗️: i do not own any of the harry potter characters; i only own the characters i have created and the plot line)

What if Harry had realized his feelings for Hermione ? What if a few secrets were revealed ? what if there was more to things than was shown ? These 'What ifs' r discovered by our favorite Characters and they dive head first into it . Follow them to explore the depts of corruption in the wizarding society