Dumbpeople Stories

umm like little skits of kids in my class. Yeah its gonna be on hell of a ride. also warnings Lgbtq+ 18+ jokes swears Jokes on sensitives topics Racism (as jokes.) Not using real names

the title says it all. I rlly just say the stuff I always wanted to say to those BAFOONS here.(irl I've never talked to any of those rats. Probably won't change. Not worth wasting my brain cells) (Also don't question the picture it was one of the first things I found) (If you recognise the names or think you know me, no you don't😀)

Stupid questions people ask and good sarcastic answers. If you like any of them please vote.

a story of me and my friends being idiots! ╭┈ 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕞 .· * • ° | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑❧@BRAINWASH-HERO | 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐄❧@eijibot | 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘❧@todorii | 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐘❧@Xxiera_ | 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❧@-freckledsmilcs | 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐊❧@obsessivehrs | 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊❧@GGHOSTLY ╰──────── ◌༄➳

Updates hopefully every day..if i can fucking remember- Warning!: language(cussing) some gay stuff-from my friends- angry mums- -may have stroke after reading- ENJOY

stereotypical wattpad shit everyone can relate to

_Could you two please stop trying to eviscerate each other, for the love of God?! _Jay, I don't think any kind of deity could save these two, sighed Jake. _Let them be, it's entertaining. _That's just mean Niki. _I only wanted one godforsaken lunch together, is that so elaborated for these brain-fried idiots? Heeseung and Sunghoon seemed unable to live a tranquil life when the other was around. A soft, goodvibe Heehoon one-shot. Includes a romantic relationship between same-sex people. The story is fully made by my glorious person, although I sadly don't own ENHYPEN. Feelings and actions involved in this story are pure fiction. English is not my first language.

Look. I shove Screenshots of the cursed beings of Nari. Uhhhh.. Bios of the members inculded (?)

Putting my personal issues/ unpopular opinions/ drama online for strangers to read bc why not. Honestly this book is a mess. I'll update whenever I have something I feel is important to say, (in other words like 100+ times a day) This is basically me sharing my unwanted thoughts on the human race, America's terrible education system, anime, tv shows, dumb people, and things that happen(ed) to me.

just a little thing I'm doing to try to get better at writing... Juliet doesn't want attention, nor praise. she has a plan, order if you will, and she's going to stick to her plan if it's the last thing she does. it's too bad she's so stupid.

hi! this is a story im writing of me and my online friends meeting when we turn 18! CHARACTERS: marlo pronouns:she/they age:18. sam pronouns: any but prefers he/they so you will see he or they used on sam the most! age:18 !yellow(not their real name but im not going to put any of my online friends real names on here) pronouns: any but prefers she/they age:18! green pronouns:any/gender fluid age:20! reese pronouns : she/her age:19! these are our ages 5 years in the future! please comment if you read my story (marlo is not the real person but she would not like her name to be in the story!) THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED BECAUSE ME AND REESE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS im probs also gonna unpublish all parts. it brings back negative memories:(

Thoughts i have at night. I can't explain moust of them maybe its because i don't understand People and how relationships, friendships work like.

So basically my family gets up to some dumb shit and there's a lot of drama and I need to rant so I'll use this as a ranting book

Most peeps should be banned from the internet

Learn about everything you need to know about puns.

Then I Met Him in the school hall. Then I Met Him in the classroom. Then I Met Him in the gym. Then I Met Him in a math lesson. Pepper Vevaia Varken was never one to model the ideal girl. With an attitude problem, short temper, a prickly personality, and gorgeous looks, or at least she hopes so, the delusional Pepper still can't grasp why no one wanted her. But when she is asked out be the ugliest boy in her only little world, she decides to date him in pity. Can this relatable untalented, sarcastic bitch, manage dating the ugliest boy she knows AND get one of her three top crushes to date her? Warnings: Contains swearing Collaboration with @Clawzethekat

Basically, I just wrote about my experiences with group projects. Half of the usernames are derived from my classmates. I have changed the conversations a little bit to make them more hilarious than stressful. NOT SURE IF THIS WILL BE UPDATED