Dumpsterfire Stories

Four broke idiots. One crypto scammer. Zero functioning plans. Mark was supposed to be the responsible one. Instead, he and his three disaster-friends lost $80,000 to a fake NFT project run by Millhaven's most punchable crypto influencer. Now they're getting it back. The problem? Their "mastermind" freezes under pressure. Their muscle faints at blood. Their hacker learned coding from YouTube thumbnails. And Theo... Theo lies like it's cardio. Armed with fake mustaches, a dying whiteboard, and confidence completely unsupported by evidence, the crew launches a series of increasingly terrible heists that somehow become everyone else's problem too. What starts as "steal the dog" spirals into: accidental cartel involvement viral internet fame FBI attention a sloth-related felony and one extremely cursed PowerPoint presentation Every chapter is a new catastrophe. Every plan gets worse. And somehow, against all logic, these idiots might actually pull it off. Updates Tue/Thu/Sat at 9 PM IST. You vote. We suffer. Top comment decides our next bad decision.

haha so many art stuff here. ik i should just add most of the pics on one page each but mehhh. enjoy this dumpster fire i'm lighting up. (this art book contains old art, and ALOT are dang ugly!)

DISCONTINUED ‼️ all in the title

This is not an actual story! These are just a bunch of independent drabbles that range from 0 to infinity words. You might find something interesting here, but you'll most likely have to dig for it.

Some rather b i z a r r e one shots about your favorite hot steamy men from JoJo! This will include fluff and angst! Feel free to request at any time! It would be appreciated if you commented your thoughts so I can improve as a writer! Thank you so much and have a great day you beautiful human!

Read an absolute dumpster fire of a story because you have nothing else to do 🧍

round two, hopefully this time with more quality than the misbegotten first

bad

the title basically

It's in the name

Honestly idk, this was made out of boredom

a goofy person posting their art in wattpad.. yAYYY!! this is usually for my friends to see since i don't have any other social media, but if you are just a stranger and wanted to see some stuff, you're welcomed here!! (art posted here are usually sonic art or random stuff a stranger wouldn't understand lol)

As of July 18th, 2023, this book will no longer be receiving updates. Its canceled. Feel free to look through it. WELCOME TO MY DUMPSTER FIRE!! The main attraction here is a bunch of random images I have collected over the months. Most of the content is OSC (Object Show Community) related. Feel free to steal as many of the images as you want, because that's how I got them in the first place. Should be updated on a normal schedule, like every few days or so, so enjoy! There will also be stories in here, which are mainly just crack and based off of random images I choose to be the banner, so enjoy that too! FIRST CHAPTER MADE: March 13th, 2023

Spamton-like character meets MHA, it will be... Very Very Interesting, Don't you agree? I own only the Character, not his name or any other character except those that I say are mine.

dont try to read this trash idek what i was thinking

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Hello loves!! it's Earrettzeah, ya local pansexual gal (insert star) and this goofy little book is a collection of the drawings and art that I do for the story that might not appear, or would of appeared in the story, but I simply scratched... that would include the chapter illustrations, which I ditched the idea of, old covers (the first ones are so ugly I'm so sorry 😭) little doodles and gizmos as well as full arts of the characters or even comic strips!! if you simply don't care about the art (which is totally understandable, this is a written novel app, you don't have to "read" this, it's not important lol. please don't worry, there will be no spoilers, ur safe :)) ENJOYY😆 AAAAA-

this is very cheesy, so don't mind if it sounds like something you'd wanna throw into a dumpster fire. but if you do end up enjoying this, thanks!