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The fallen leaves tell a story
The great Elden Dumpy was spread
In our home, across the fog, the Crack Between
Now, Queen Heinie the Eternal is nowhere to be found
Soon, Heinie's offspring, demigods all, claimed the dingleberries of the Elden Dumpy
The mad taint of their newfound lust triggered the Spreadening
A war from which no lord arose
A war leading to the abandonment of the Greater Flatulence
Arise now, ye Viscous
Ye dead, who yet live
Cross the fog, to the Crack Between
To stand before the Elden Dumpy
And become the next Elden Ass