ZeroFell
Birth of the System - The Patchwork Multiverse Beta Saga
When the multiverse itself crashes with a kernel panic, the Bureau of Reality Standards does the unthinkable: they deploy a backport patch. RealityOS v1.0 arrives not with salvation, but with loot tables, stat sheets, and a sardonic helpdesk AI named QUID who insists on stamping everything in triplicate.
Meet Kade Voss, an unwilling Beta Tester who discovers exploits faster than the Bureau can patch them. Alongside a cleric who treats hotfixes as holy rites, a bardbarian who solves problems with power chords, a mage who weaponizes forms, and a chronoslinger who rewinds disasters-Kade must survive absurd bosses, bureaucratic dungeons, and bugged mechanics while QUID keeps filing tickets on their existence.
Featuring:
Boss fights with Helpdesk Golems and Litigator Dragons.
Queue mechanics as crowd control.
Patch notes that break reality mid-battle.
Exploits that are "working as intended."
Comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, and LitRPG collide in a world where beta testing existence is the only way to keep reality from uninstalling itself.
If Terry Pratchett and The IT Crowd had a child raised on MMORPG patch notes-this would be it.