Durrplant Stories

Just a compilation of random shit I think about/do/say.

Basically any news on my Jalbert fanfic that pops up over time.

Iz Jalbert. Iz great.

My Ships 🙃

Ehhhhh

LOOOOOOL

Basically all the stupid shit I had to deal with during my shitty-ass life.

Basic stuff, from the types of fan fiction I prefer, to my favorite song from The Book Of Mormon.

This app sucks sometimes, and that's why I'm here to rage and rant and talk shit about it in a book that's on the app itself.

Warning: Furries My friend's gonna be like: "Ew furries! REEEEE!" You know who you are. If you really cared about me you wouldn't judge me for who I am. If you really cared you might even give the fandom a chance. You're judging me because other members of the fandom do weird shit. But I don't. And that's what you don't understand, Alex. You'll probably disregard this anyway, but it helps me to have it here. So thanks for your bullshit I guess. And the free Starbucks I got the morning after you dumped me. God I wrote that a long time ago 😆

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