Dustgod Stories

Obi-Chu Gokunobi is half Jedi, half Saiyan, and half Poke'mon, with absolutely no idea how fractions work. She/he (lets just say "it", dont care if thats PC or ruffles your feathers) is capable of turning into a giant were-mouse during a full moon, is well trained in the force, and sometimes says its name for some reason while preforming electrical attacks. It's trusty companion is a turtle, a slightly fast one that goes by Ho-Lonn, whos only able to say 2 words. Obi-Chu fights his way through the cosmos in hopes of avenging his friend, who shall remain unnamed, by defeating the Evil Junkie Goblin named Professer Goobles and his pet/monstrocity; a rare bird by the name of Pis Toft. Obi-Chu also has a large collection of "rare" condoms which he uses as currency and sometimes as Yoo-Gay-Ho cards (i figured I'd be nice and explain that part since it could get confusing later)

Fantasy