histórias de Dwaynetherockjohnson

As you approach your house, you notice that there is a figure standing near your bush. You look to investigate, but the figure is gone. Next thing you know, you pass out. Written by Zed this was wrtitten like a year ago so some of the humor is probably really badlol

Consequences - the game where we write a short story by passing it around a table. Each person takes it in turns to write a line. To make it more interesting, they can only see the one line before theirs. Everything else, including the opening line, is hidden until the paper is unfolded and the story revealed. Since this was our first session of the semester (Re-Freshers Week, hence the confectionary-inspired colour scheme), the game was pretty theme-lite. Anything goes - with just the initial prompt of "Of all the things she expected to find, _____________ was at the bottom of the list." Find out in these pages what happens when R2-D2 encounters an angry marxist, Donald Trump's secret identity, and the diets of steampunk rhinos. But no, I don't know why Luke has a beak in every story he appears in. It seems to have become a meme in creative Writing.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has hidden this secret for far too long. His--by which I mean their--history with black magic will no longer be a mystery. Not if I have anything to do with it.

my names Anjolie Rose Nash. that's right I'm Kevin Nash's daughter from WWE. I have a couple of best friends. I'm a wwe diva along with my dad, I'm the divas champion when I won against An Lee.

paster loves salt but salt man loves someone else what the fuck (note this is a fanfiction about their little avatars so u cant sue me)

the long awaited sequel to a classic, often called the best story on this site. ever since the incident, nothing has been the same. mario's mom went completely insane. she starved herself and died. everyone believes mario and dwayne are dead, but is this the truth?

uh, hey. Read this.. you won't be disappointed.

Dashie and My Adventure (Mostly About Dashie)

it's dwayne time!

carl...trapping... trapped in poke ball, where will he wind up? will he escape the mafia?

A romantic tale about two unlikely lovers, brought together by the sea.

The winter is cold but they're love for each Other ignites a fire hot enough to melt polar ice caps and start global warming. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is looking for his love interest Slav Adam Sandler however the impeccable cold proves getting to him to be nearly impossible

to make a long story short... Dwayne the rock Johnson basically consumed my friend wtf

emojimania; the feeling that all you see everywhere are emojis OR in which gene, a young and conflicted teen emoji, truly discovers how harsh the world can be.

UwU I'M SORRY- I actually made more than one part wow- Also this is probably the only non-undertale/dustberry related things I'm writing so don't get too excited Pls give this story love UwU Update: I put undertale in it cause why not

(Fanfiction) Emily Bruno came to Las Vegas to spend yet another summer with her Uncle Jack. However, when two blonde teenagers appear in their cab, things start to get weird! And Emily doesn't know if she's cool or not cool with that. All rights go to the Director and Producers of 'Race to Witch Mountain'. The only character I own is Emily Bruno. This I had been working on for a long while and was something small I didn't think I would finish but I just loved the movie and character so much, I wanted to finish it and so here we are 😁 Please enjoy. Vote. Follow.

"r-r-r-r-r-r-rock????? what are you doing?!?!?!?! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞" y/n says. "SHUT YP!!!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹👹🤮🤮!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!" big daddy mafia boss dwayne the ROCK HARD COCK johnson says, as he throws y/n's 3'4 1/2 body against a wall, smashing all her bones and leaving her crippled.

chuuya nakahara x sans undertale ballet au fic<333 includes ballet, bones, and fem!dwayne the rock johnson. includes many wonderful quotes from my lovely father Inspirobot. TW: constipation, alcoholism, france, ballet, redheaded ppl (author is a redhead), cover by my bestie @HauntingHumans!! title text by me (for reference this is crack, and makes a ton of silly jokes - none of this is srs!!)