Dwaynetherockjohnson Stories

uh, hey. Read this.. you won't be disappointed.

"r-r-r-r-r-r-rock????? what are you doing?!?!?!?! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞" y/n says. "SHUT YP!!!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹👹🤮🤮!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!" big daddy mafia boss dwayne the ROCK HARD COCK johnson says, as he throws y/n's 3'4 1/2 body against a wall, smashing all her bones and leaving her crippled.

As you approach your house, you notice that there is a figure standing near your bush. You look to investigate, but the figure is gone. Next thing you know, you pass out. Written by Zed this was wrtitten like a year ago so some of the humor is probably really badlol

my names Anjolie Rose Nash. that's right I'm Kevin Nash's daughter from WWE. I have a couple of best friends. I'm a wwe diva along with my dad, I'm the divas champion when I won against An Lee.

this story is an IRONIC fanfic about the hottest bald people on earth mrworldwide, and the rock. this isnt to make fun of people who write, like, serious ones i just think this will be funny to do and im very bored. there is also a side relationship with the yotuber/streamer quackity and thanos, who are also both bald, so as you can see, there is a theme.

Dashie and My Adventure (Mostly About Dashie)

UwU I'M SORRY- I actually made more than one part wow- Also this is probably the only non-undertale/dustberry related things I'm writing so don't get too excited Pls give this story love UwU Update: I put undertale in it cause why not

to make a long story short... Dwayne the rock Johnson basically consumed my friend wtf

paster loves salt but salt man loves someone else what the fuck (note this is a fanfiction about their little avatars so u cant sue me)

it's dwayne time!

chuuya nakahara x sans undertale ballet au fic<333 includes ballet, bones, and fem!dwayne the rock johnson. includes many wonderful quotes from my lovely father Inspirobot. TW: constipation, alcoholism, france, ballet, redheaded ppl (author is a redhead), cover by my bestie @HauntingHumans!! title text by me (for reference this is crack, and makes a ton of silly jokes - none of this is srs!!)

carl...trapping... trapped in poke ball, where will he wind up? will he escape the mafia?

emojimania; the feeling that all you see everywhere are emojis OR in which gene, a young and conflicted teen emoji, truly discovers how harsh the world can be.

The winter is cold but they're love for each Other ignites a fire hot enough to melt polar ice caps and start global warming. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is looking for his love interest Slav Adam Sandler however the impeccable cold proves getting to him to be nearly impossible

the long awaited sequel to a classic, often called the best story on this site. ever since the incident, nothing has been the same. mario's mom went completely insane. she starved herself and died. everyone believes mario and dwayne are dead, but is this the truth?

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has hidden this secret for far too long. His--by which I mean their--history with black magic will no longer be a mystery. Not if I have anything to do with it.

A romantic tale about two unlikely lovers, brought together by the sea.

(Fanfiction) Emily Bruno came to Las Vegas to spend yet another summer with her Uncle Jack. However, when two blonde teenagers appear in their cab, things start to get weird! And Emily doesn't know if she's cool or not cool with that. All rights go to the Director and Producers of 'Race to Witch Mountain'. The only character I own is Emily Bruno. This I had been working on for a long while and was something small I didn't think I would finish but I just loved the movie and character so much, I wanted to finish it and so here we are 😁 Please enjoy. Vote. Follow.