Dying-cat Stories

Snow White is a ditzy, dumb blonde-in-disguise. Rapunzel is a selfish, inconsiderate brat. Sleeping Beauty is a posh, Botox-wearing noob. But together, can they destroy a gingerbread house, convince a girl to kiss a frog (urgh), find their true loves, defeat the Evil South-Wind bastard of a witch and change the face of the fairytale world forever?