Dysfunctionality Stories

Liza and Mica! Stories of our lives as besties who can't human properly and fail at just about everything. Ask us questions! We'll give you our opinion on just about everything- whether you want to hear it or not! So sit back, relax and enjoy your flight- wait... This isn't a plane... Oh gosh, now what?! This wasn't in the script! Agh!

Can love turn women into psychopaths? I think it can, I fell inlove with him before he even knew my name and planned on having him all to myself. Will he love me the same or will I have to force his hand? You might need to read me to find out, happy hunting