Earthisspaceaustralia Stories

Short Stories on the Absurdity of Human Nature as observed by bemused aliens. If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.Qui

Thanagar has invaded and the world has been thrown into chaos and fear. You may be thinking: Where are our heroes? Who will save us? Well, don't. This is set during the episode "Starcrossed"

A continuation of Golden Stars, Bleeding Hearts! M'staeng didn't expect anything strange when Alphonse had asked him for pens and paper. He and Ed probably just wanted to write or draw or something, right? He'd see whatever it is they'd done when they finished, compliment it, and encourage their interests. That was part of being a good parent, right? Of course, his assumptions about their little project were nothing like the reality. Just what the hell was alchemy, anyway?

An Alien known as a Quezeq is sent to planet Earth an Class A-1 Deathworld to gather information about Humans a Apex Predator species and their inhabitants. During the Quezeq's time on Earth he happens to meet a elderly woman but not just any woman, but a Human so now he gathers information about Humans and Earth from an elderly woman who happens to be Human and maybe perhaps enjoy her company while at it. ------------------------------ This story is based on the tumblr tag "Humans are deathworlders" and ect. This is all the work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously as it is not based on true events if this story is similar to a real life event it is merely just a coincidence. ------------------------------ Other Social(s): Tumblr: grapefood Youtube: Simamis grape Tiktok: simamisgrape

So I'm really into Humans are Space Orcs, and I decided that I would make my own little short stories and such about the cute but terrifying creatures we are and our strange habits. So enjoy my kinda bad but comprehensible writing, and thanks for visiting my story.

The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles.

A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

Continuation of Golden Stars, Bleeding Hearts. Edward was no stranger to nightmares. The sheer amount of trauma he had under his belt all but guaranteed that. It wasn't exactly anything new to him. What was new to him was having someone to help him through them.

It was a normal mission. Dismantling fighting rings was routine for M'staeng at this point. What was not normal was getting himself captured on one of those missions, but that was fine. H'kye killing him when she inevitably rescued him scared him more than anything the Homn'cli could do to him. It wouldn't be too bad. Of course, he didn't expect for the Homn'cli to have captured a fucking human, much less make them his cellmate. Sharing a cage with a species considered death incarnate wasn't how M'staeng saw his imprisonment going. Death incarnate was...surprisingly small.

The Metkayina clan asks Jake Sully about Earth. Neytiri understands why Jake has always been wary of any animals he meet. (To our animals we either eatable or stompable) One shot of humans are space orcs but in the Avatar films (Cameron). If you want some specific scenarios, write them in the comments. I wrote this in a hurry to get it out of my head and onto the world of Fanfictions, Hope someone reads this and gets inspired.