Eddievanhalen Histoires

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Penny was a young girl walking the trashy streets of LA when she came across a poster advertisement for guitar lessons with her favourite guitarist, Eddie Van Halen. Without thinking, Penny took the lessons with Eddie and as time progressed, she learned that she was falling hot for guitar teacher.

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He's lowkey toxic af but u put up with his shit

Come with on this journey of the amazing world of Rock n Roll! I am so happy to have you! However, before our journey begins I must mention a few things, I will not write about things involving Self Harm, Negativity, and things some may find distressing. I would also like to mention that my writing is 18+; I am an adult and I write adult content. Thank you and let's begin!

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Katie didn't think much of her older brothers being famous, they were just her older brothers. From the time she was sixteen all she heard about was how great Alex and Eddie are and people pretending to be here friends to get closer to them. Although Katie didn't think much of her brothers Tommy did and he was greatly influenced by her oldest brother Alex. When Tommy and Katie get pregnant, Tommy has to face big bad brothers and prove that he's good for their little sister and their unborn child.

Eddie Van Halen's passing has not only affected the music realm, but those who were close to him despite being at each other's throats 24/7. Although they knew he was going to pass sometime soon with his illness becoming slowly worse, they didn't want it to be true. They wanted to say their final goodbyes before they would never be able to exchange words with him again.

the greatest guitarist of all time😭😭😭❤❤❤

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23 year old Lydia Davids has been friends with guitarist, Eddie Van Halen since high school. Now, they're living together in a one floor apartment in California, both trying their best to make a living in an insane world. But in the midst of all the craziness, the two friends find compassion, and possibly a little bit of love in each other.

Currently my only crushes on 80s rockstars are Eddie Van Halen and Tommy Lee from the band Mötley Crüe. But you'll probably see it progress from there.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my preference and imagines book for the most excellent Bill and Ted movies. I will be updating this book at least once every week. This book will include: -Bill -Ted (Obviously lol) I hope you all enjoy! Thanks for reading! :) **Requests temporarily closed**