Edp445 Stories

How to summon our lord and savior EATTHATPUSSY445 material needed: a fully working toilet, 3 chipotle burritos some candles and a dark room... ...and the most important: a peice of SHIET that was held in your ass for 16hours

Man , why am I doing this.

The Biggest Crossover in Anime history of all time! (FanFiction based on KraccBacc's video on youtube)

swear warning and satire haha i dont like cosmodore this is a shitpost

A collection of Wattpad's worst fanfics

The most tragic Lovestory between two star-crossed lovers trying to find their way in life.

what the title says

On tonight's episode "To Catch a Predator", we catch the notorious predator, EDP445; Except, on this special episode, thing do NOT go as planned. Chris Hansen finds true love in the arms of EDP. THIS IS SATIRE I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS AT 4:00AM PLEASE KILL ME

an award winning new York times bestseller romance about an incredibly short man named Vlad, and EDP

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