Egbert Stories

"you'd better credit me for these cool ass phrases or you'll catch these cool ass hands." - @CrimsonRiot14 [ALS0 0N QU0TEV!] Achievements: #1 in Pesterchum 8/1/21 #2 in Lalonde 14/1/21 #69 in Strider 18/1/21 (IM NOT EVEN 5ORRY FOR THI5)

This is a Post SBURB au DirkJohn thing. There will be other couples mentioned (DaveKat cause my sis and my friend ship it also JaneRoxy, Rosemary) but these will not be the main focus of the story. There may or may not be smut (any chapters with smut will say so at the beginning of the chapter). Sadly, I do not own Homestuck. Nor do I own Dirk Strider or John Egbert. These are not my characters. NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck and all the associated characters. Also loosely based off of an rp I did a few months back with one of my friends.

Mostly a johndave ship

The game is over, and they've won. John has just one wish - for all of the players to be together, alive and happy but this wish results in a reset. They're all alive, but none of them remember the others except in strange, half-remembered dreams. Still, fate is strong and they're drawn together inexorably. The sixteen SBURB players wind up going to the same University. This story follows their trials and tribulations as they become friends once again, and work out their tangled love lives, while they deal with strange dreams and the odd feeling that they know each other from somewhere.

Hello readers!! this is a Dirkjake story! I'm hoping your hunger is all saved up for this bad boy!! Welcome to the land of constant reminders that life isn't as great as it may seem. You, Jake English, are completely oblivious to this fact only because you wish for the world to be a safe and at peace place. Thank god for all these little conventions your cousin John takes you to. Only to meet these amazing people and... Unluckily or perhaps luckily for you, you get the greatest wake up call of your life. The name of this wake up call is Dirk Strider, here to show you the daily ropes that you must get your head out of the clouds! if not for this blonde.. where on Earth would you be in your clueless world? I do not own the characters of Homestuck or Homestuck itself, just the small thought up story plot and line. art isn't by my it is by nightcigale on Tumblr.

el padre de john, un chico de 14 años ha muerto, que sucedera ahora con el?

*TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDAL ACTIONS AND SELF HARM* "I lay awake until the early hours of the morning, thoughts consumed with your name, while you sleep peacefully in another mans bed, my name never crossing your mind." - Dave Strider

It's very upsetting, isn't it? That he never really got to here it until now. You playing the guitar that is. And this is where he finally get's the hear it? *WARNING* Sadstuck Also all the cover photos I've been using are all found online.

Dave and John haven't seen each other for a whole year. When they finally meet back up, their love grows quickly but will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way?

Lilac is Dave and Dirks sister she lost her memory caused by a shovel or blunt object to her head she is often teaching her brothers fighting methods she can remember she is the witch of love and she gotta Stride to keep up with the love of her life. John Egbert the goof ball her brother Dave is always picking on is trying to help her figure out her past. I own nothing other than my OC Homestuck is owned by Andrew Hussie

Who will she choose? John or Dave? Who will have to suffer, and who will win her heart? A Homestuck fanfiction you won't want to put down (hopefully)! Comment and vote please!

Just an idea I've had for a while now. It actually stemmed from a series of nightmares I've had.

What would happen if Jack Noir had come to the meteor and massacred the living?

johndave fluff-no lemon