Egglord Stories

A man DJ named Mandy Jay goes on a date with an edgelord named Egglord. Written on a bus in an hour and a half by two kids; don't expect a story that makes much sense (but at least we have coherent grammar and spelling and somewhat coherent story structure) Contains mild(?) swearing, people being turned into Skittles, and a protagonist who's appearance is very much up to interpretation, other than the fact he has a third arm.