Eggplants Stories

This is exactly what the title says... A crazy imagine featuring 5sos's own Calum Hood!

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Hi I'm a great author and I'm glad you decided to read my story. I'm sorry I can not give a description, as it would due to a spoiler alert. get it, spoiled eggs. #momjoke okay gang I hope you enjoy this little story, have a great evening.

IM SORRY SJDJDJND

So Fat Cece just turned 4 and she's gonna have to go to school! She's so excited to go to school she wanted to go to school ever since was 2. So when she went to school she failed all of her work and had no friends Fat Cece was really sad. While she was walking home she spotted a wild Fat Boy in the distance his name was Fat Dubby! She fell in love with him. When she got older she knew that Fat Dubby was not the right person for her. And one day she found the right guy to be with for her whole entire life, but will Uncie mama approve her dating?! Find out by reading this book.

egg-chan is just a regular girl at her school, but little does she know there are many things to come.

A Klaine x Owen Fanfiction The thrilling origins of the dynamic couple that has audiences crying, laughing, and loving. Owen was newly enrolled into McKinley High School, and took an immediate interest in the local Glee Club. Follow Owen as he discovers himself and finds new love. In this award winning novel, follow Owen's journey through arousal, angst, stenches, and unexpected affairs. But look out, there are certain faculty members who want Owen all to themselves...

https://www.chicocrop.com/fertilizer-for-eggplant/ Eggplant Disease Treatment 1. Eggplant Phytophthora Rot Eggplant Phytophthora Rot caused Phytophthora capsici. This soil-inhabiting organism causes root rot in pepper and eggplant and is most active in moist, warm weather (75°F to 91°F). Disease is generally seen in the wettest areas of a field. Symptoms:

omg my frirt sorby!!!! 👌👁👅👁 im suuuuuuuuu expired!1!1!!1! I hop u good looik my storbyyyyyyyyy!!!!;1!1

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A fictional story about this kid at my school that likes me. Hashtag_cupcakewave wrote this by the way.

Gene's First Eggplant Genebreak Jailbreak was groaning as Gene pulled out his big long scrumptious eggplant. Gene gave Jailbreak a "smash me" look, Jailbreak just smiled. As they were doing this Hi-5 was knocking on Gene and Jailbreak's room. He saw a button on their door so he clicked it revealing Gene and Jailbreak banging each other. Hi-5 looked at gene's big hairy eggplant. Hi-5 wanted to join him so he showed Gene some moves. Gene said directly to Hi-5 "be yourself......" All of Gene's emojis were appearing it hurt so much but he wanted to continue...... When they finished playing Hi-5 gained some weight not any ordinary weight he's..... he's......PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eggplants save the world

once again I have written shit at 3 in the morning I THINK this will be better than the other one

He doesn't know who he is. He does't know where he is. He's addicted to a drug that makes him forget, until he meets the girl worth remembering. There's only one problem; she's already erasing a man from her life.

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING THIS ITS SO BAD-