Eharmony Stories

She's 20, her names Danny and she epitomizes someone who can only be described as a student, she's lazy, committed to her studies, snarky and pretentious then again she's had her only boyfriend of the last 5 year's recently come along and practicality throw her heart in a blender and make a 'Happy New Year' milkshake, so give her a break. Though with a new school year starting will things change? Can she shed the extra weight, drag herself out of bed and possibly find someone to cuddle with?

I am your irregular witty, full of life, outrageously special girl who has spent my entire life looking for love in all the wrong places. I've dated nearly 50 men over the last eight years and yet had no luck in finding "the one". My book is the tragic comedy based on these dating disasters. I date. I date and, I date and, well, I date. I don't make our with all of the men. In turn they don't always foot the bill. But I refuse to give up. This book details my greatest dating stories. Simple mishaps like meeting the supposed 5'10" man only to find he's not an inch over 5'6"; and he was inquiring on my measurements? These lead to the further disastrous dates like fracturing my wrist saving one man's life. Or going out with an extremely tearful man that had a higher level of estrogen than any woman I'd ever met. Then there are the crazy encounters of going to the horse races with a gentleman who won $80K, yet not being asked to dinner or even a drink afterwards. Which all lead to the downright unbelievable, hilarious narratives of accepting dates from a mattress salesman to the crook who sold me my car. "No Job, No Car, No Problem!" will guide you through the highs and lows of the dating world and help you realize you aren't really alone, even if you are single. Join chick lit author Jenny Silva, author of the nonfiction book "No Job, No Car, No Problem!" as she delves in and out of the dating scene. Jenny is a respected dater and author, specializing in tragic dating affairs. She is an expert on men lacking jobs, cars and commitment and yet she still believes true love exists. Her quirky humor and continuous fresh start outlook allow unfortunate single women of all ages to know things may not be as unlucky as they often seem. Jenny will make your spirit soar with hope and yet let you down easy, much like the game of love in this unbelievable, yet optimistic masterpiece.

What's countless of disastrous first dates? I'm not talking blind dates, or going back to your teenage years when your friends would hook you up with their boyfriend's best friends. C'mon, Ella is twenty two, she doesn't have time for all that? Her best friend set her up a Tinder account, and after so many dates Ella's ready to give all that up to focus on her career, and her cat Lenny. After all, she's always been against dating apps, or dating sites. Find your perfect match on e-harmony? Hello, perfect doesn't exist. Or does it, and maybe it's name is Ryan Henderson, whom is on Tinder.

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It's annoying you need to ask to delete your information and delete eharmony account, but that's how the sector is working right now. It will take about 10 working days to fully delete your information.

The Elements Of Eharmony

Sarah and Ryder had something and they knew it. So why did Ryder break up with her? Why would he do such a thing? Not even Sarah knows, but she tries to get over it and finds another guy that she found on eHarmony. Apparently fate had something different in mind.

This is a collection of other stories I wrote as well as information from my press kit about 'No Job, No Car, No Problem"

So don't sit wondering what to do when you are stuck with a problem, instead, pick your phone and dial to talk to eHarmony customer service executives.

A short story about a major heartbreak that led me to joining eHarmony where I eventually found my wife.