maddyandcurly
Everything you need to know about, well, how to not survive an apocalypse or anything else that will eventually kill you in the end. Just so, you know, you don't end up like the screaming, bloodied blonde in every single horror movie.
[Editor's Note: Yes, I did delete a bunch of parts, but I decided to improve on the ideas I had, so hopefully you'll find the new characters funnier. Don't panic! I left the entire Flow- I mean, Zombie, Apocalypse part alone. Enjoy, and please, please give me feedback! After all, I'm just the Editor. These characters have a mind of their own, I tell ya. If there seems to be something left out, give me a shout and I'll plop it in! Let's NOT survive!]