mentally_drained1212
Politics? Optional. Drama? Mandatory.
In a world where former presidents wear lace, power dynamics are decided by alpha growls, and White House galas double as omega mating rituals, one bright-orange femboy omega is about to change history... again.
💋 Donald J. Trump is no longer just a retired politician-he's a fabulous, thigh-high-wearing omega in heat. And the world isn't ready.
🚀 Elon Musk, alpha tech lord built like a Cybertruck, wants him.
☢️ Kim Jong Un, emotionally unstable dictator with a possessive streak, also wants him.
🇺🇸 Joe Biden? Still heartbroken and awkwardly third-wheeling.
🖤 Meanwhile, Melania is sad, dramatic, and emotionally neglected-but that won't stop Kamala Harris from trying to win her heart and the next election.
💄 Cue the chaos, glitter, betrayal, flirtation, and high heels.
This isn't just a love story.
It's a political fever dream dipped in satire and soaked in strawberry-scented body spray.