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  • Is It Wrong to Seek a Harem in a Dungeon? by PinkSnake01
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    On the surface, this is a tale of heroes-a legend that speaks of dreams and longing. The boy named Bell Cranel shall one day fulfill the gods' deepest wish. Behind the scenes- Ryuu: Syr, I'm sorry. Riveria: Ais, I'm sorry. Artemis: Hestia, maybe I should apologize to you too? Alfia: Actually, I... Wait, half-elf sisters, the two great healers, and those Renard girls, Vouivre girls, Cat girls... Can we please take this one at a time? [Revised Liaris Freese mechanic: Roles reversed. The more people who hold admiration or love for Bell, the faster his growth.] [Revised Bell's character: Argonaut with a harem-oriented goal, embodying both courage and wisdom.] [Reminder: This story follows the original Danmachi tone. Its foundation lies in growth through hardship-endurance increases from pain, and adventure brings Excelia. If you're not comfortable with the protagonist suffering before fighting back, please be mentally prepared.] Fan translation of 地错,在地下城寻求后宫绝对没有搞错什么 by 空了个白
  • Elven Healer [Legolas x reader] by Cr2qshkcddhh
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    (Kind of a slow burn...?) ~♥︎ Gandalf nodded, responding in an equally hushed voice. You strained to hear, trying to pick up his words- But suddenly, a pair of hands covered your ears. ♥︎~ Highest scores: [ #1 in Legolas] [ #1 in Lotr] [ #4 in readerxcharacter] Most of the characters belong to J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Parallel (A Virtual Gamer's Story) [Vol.1 - Vol.4 Complete] by Renoe_K
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    After being kidnapped and thrown into a VRMMORPG, 17-year-old Suzuki Mato must find the line between his real and in-game personalities before it kills him. ***** Following the death of his popular online persona, seventeen-year-old Suzuki Mato decides it's time to retire from professional VR gaming. However, his plans are abruptly cut short when he's kidnapped from his high school and forced to be a guinea pig for Genaco Gaming, the world's largest esports and entertainment company. Armed with nothing but his wit and a new online persona, he's thrown headfirst into the virtual reality of "Live No Evil," a VRMMORPG littered with overpowered bosses, secretive NPCs, and backstabbing gods. His mission? Find a way to conquer this new world and get back at the company that took over his life, all while avoiding 'Parallel' -- a condition that would make it impossible to separate his real and virtual personalities. Because in a world obsessed with VR gaming, Parallel means death, and Suzuki just doesn't have time for that... [Parallel Vol. 1 & Vol. 2 out now, Vol. 3 coming soon] Content/Trigger Warning: some transphobic language
  • A Fox from Another Life by Neoshadow91
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    All Chapters of Arc One are published! Thirty-two chapters in total. Chapters for Arc Two are coming every other Monday! ----- A Fox from Another Life is an Isekai anime-based story with a twist. One moment, I was human... At least I believe so. If only I could remember my previous life, my name, or the world I lived in. All I know is I woke up in an unfamiliar forest covered in white fur, with four paws, a tail, and no voice to call for help. Waking up as a fox is not something I remember being. Stranded in a world that isn't my own, I soon find myself at the mercy of a hunter named Laura. A rare white fox she has called, Echo. ----- Arc One: A New Beginning Like a helpless animal, I follow Laura and her allies in their pursuit of an adventure. Sometimes, a simple quest can lead to more than just a reward. Goblins, bandits, and poachers roam the area around the Kingdom of Penrith. The perils are endless for a fox. As I navigate this new existence, caught between survival and the bond forming between her and me, I begin to wonder... will I remain her silent companion, forever trapped in this body? ----- Arc Two: Fate of Two Foxes A few months after the events at the fortress, Laura and our group continue their search for the truth behind the Scarlet Mages. Joined by Kiara, the two‑tailed futureseer, who is struggling to piece together her fractured visions, and how come the Scarlet Mages do not appear. How can she trust what she sees when those cloaked in Scarlet never appear the same within her foresight? My growing confidence in this fox form and my place among the group has led us toward an ancient myth long buried in time. As our group pushes forward, this small fox discovers that the trials ahead will demand the strength of every ally if they hope to survive and to thwart those who seek to capture Kiara. But as the light brightens over the past, we soon learn a harsh truth. The stronger the light, the farther the shadows reach...
  • 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 ➳❆ 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙨  by ihatereality_21
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    ❝𝕾𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖘𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘.❞ ᴵⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ : 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚. 𝑬𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆-𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆 𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆. {𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊.} -𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌 2/2. -𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒔 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝑶𝒄 -𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅: 10/4/2023 -𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅: ??? 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻. 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑰𝑺 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑶𝑵 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑷𝑨𝑫. 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑬𝑳𝑺𝑬 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴 𝑴𝑬!!!! -𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆. -ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴀʀ: #2-tolkien (30/4/2026) 🥈 #3-elves (30/4/2026)🥉 #2-fellowship (30/4/2026)🥈 #9-ᴛᴏʟᴋɪᴇɴ (14/9/2024) #10-ꜱᴀᴜʀᴏɴ (13/7/2024) #5-ꜰᴇʟʟᴏᴡꜱʜɪᴘ (6/8/2024) #4-ʟᴇɢᴏʟᴀꜱꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ(3/7/2024) #8-lordoftherings(16/6/2025) ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴ
  • Job transfer for all: I can add unlimited mana Part 5 by FALCON-N
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    Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. "It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny..." However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: "I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?" A certain third-level Elf Queen: "Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?" Patreon link for those interested: https://www.patreon.com/FALCON_N
  • MATED TO THE NIGHT WOLF (MTTNW) -ON HOLD by mckaylachinyamaqueen
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    #1rst in fairies 12/11/25 #1rst in Vampire/Werewolves on 08/02/2026 #1rst in Gamma on 18/02/26 #2nd in Elves 13/11/25 #7th in Mates on 18/04/25 #10 in BWWM on 06/11/26 Shade Shadows is what the pack calls a Keffer, a cursed name for a being without a wolf and therefore denied the moon goddesses' greatest gift, a mate. She is Bullied, tormented, shunned, and finally slaved to the Night Court, the cruelest court in the 4 territories. However, there are a lot of secrets and hidden truths behind her cursed veil. of the rare gift she wields, of the Night Wolf demon Alpha she's bewitched and of the war that dawns for the sake of her blood. Updates Every Saturday! Advanced chapters available on Patreon, Link in bio!
  • Out of Worlds (Warhammer X Tensura) by TIMEMASTER101
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    Disclaimer: This is an AU Warhammer with some lore details that are heavily inspired by @Sagas1023 story. ______________________________ It was the 31st Millennium. Mankind faced one of the bloodiest wars ever witnessed not only by the galaxy, but by the universe itself. For tens of thousands of years, humanity had lived in what many believed to be a perpetual utopia, a golden age born from technological wonders beyond the imagination of lesser civilizations. Alongside their ancient allies and former rivals, they built a vast alliance that spanned the entire galaxy and reached heights that seemed impossible. But even such a civilization was not eternal. From beyond the known dimensions came an unknown and endless race of abominations that consumed every corner in the universe. One by one, stars went dark, galaxies were reduced to nothing and entire civilizations that had lived for millions of years were wiped away. After 100 years of desperate war, the surviving remnants of humanity and their allies made one final attempt to escape extinction. Using a device forged from the combined genius of human and xeno technology, they tore open reality itself and fled from the tendrils of the Great Blight that unraveled creation itself. But an incident happened. Instead of merely crossing into another universe, the refugee ship was thrown through infinite dimensions until it arrived in a new multiverse, one whose laws and systems were completely foreign to them.
  • Ember Dragon Part 4 by FALCON-N
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    This red dragon came from the vast wilderness, coveting all the powers of the world. He has held countless titles: Mountain Fury, Purgatorial Calamity, Red Emperor, Ember Dragon... The world trembles under the shadow of the great dragon. He ignited the surge of the magical industrial revolution. In the empire he established, wyverns roar, cannon fire resounds, steel behemoths appear in the sky and on the earth, and disasters from other worlds run rampant. "Submit, or die." Cassius spread his sky-shading wings, looking down upon the trembling humans, elves, and dwarves beneath him, and spoke thus. ......... A story of a red dragon with a built-in player template conquering, ruling, and transforming another world. (Pseudo D&D, Fourth Catastrophe, Red Dragon) Patreon link for those interested: https://www.patreon.com/FALCON_N
  • Wrapped Around Your Fingers [A Stray Kids Fan Fiction] by NatEnStAr
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    "You're more beautiful than any Cinderella, Miss Sadie." "Don't be flustered, I enjoy complimenting you." "But didn't you hate me?" "I lied." Sadie hasn't known most of her life thanks to the accident she got into at seventeen years old, granting her amnesia, a physical scar, and an issue with her eyes. But soon she's offered a job she doesn't remember receiving to work at the hotel of her dreams, and upon arriving, she meets eight men who soon end up craving for her attention like desperate puppies. And they have secrets, ones that affect her, even ones that they keep from each other. Inhuman ones. It seems that there's much more to her world than meets the eye. And what's more, there's someone else, someone suddenly terrifying, who may know everything. A story with secrets, affection, desperate elves, and dark faeries. Will Sadie find answers to her past? (A Stray Kids Member x Female OC Fanfiction) (English) Highest Rankings: #1 in kpop - 24/12/25 - (Dec 24th) #1 in straykids - 24/12/25 - (Dec 24th) #1 in skzfanfic - 12/3/26 - (March 12th) #1 in yongbok - 20/5/26 - (May 20th) #1 in elf - 27/8/26 - (Aug 27th)
  • The Forgotten Prophecy by AlexandraLing2000
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    In a world where humans and elves had always lived in harmony, a prophecy was made that an evil power would arise and bring the ruin of the human kingdom. Blinded by fear, the human race turned against the elves and the animosities that followed were to transform their kingdoms. Ines is a woman living in a man's world. No one in the army knows her true identity, and she'd rather keep it that way. Unbeknownst to her, though, someone has already found out her secret and her time is running out. She will have to uncover the truth behind the prophecy and her past that are slowly rising to the surface, and hope she is not too late. . . . . . '𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖆 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖞.' '𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚?' . . . . . Edited March, 2026 Highest ranking #4 in Medieval (28/06/2022) Highest ranking #4 in War (21/09/2023) Highest ranking #1 in FantasyAdventure (03/03/2026)
  • The Librarian's Quest for Magic by COMIIX
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    More than five thousand years ago, in the magical world of Allterra, there was a book forged by the dwarves. A book that contained the powers of a God. Time had passed, and the book was never found again. In the present day, in the central city of Augmenttur, there was a humble librarian who was curious, bright and resourceful. Arthur. In his youth, he was an advocate of magic preservation, and wished to document rare magic. But fate had a sense of humor. He found himself set on an unexpected adventure. A wish that came true. When an accidental message he sent out to inquire about the missing pages of a book had spread across Allterra, he learned that the book in his possession was an ancient magic holder and divine in origin. It was the missing book, forge by the dwarves all along. And the dark forces have been long waiting for its return, as the book could grant whoever reads its text, rare power. Tasked by the Elven King and determined to amend his mistake, he must find the lost pages together with a band of misfits, before the dark side gets their hands on them. While also protecting what's left attached to the cover he was holding. But thanks to his error, they had learned that something was brewing in the shadows. In their pursuit of the lost magic pages, they had travelled the kingdoms and uncharted territories and met all kinds of people. They uncovered the truth behind the world, a truth that changed the course of their lives forever. ************************* LEGENDS OF ALLTERRA #1 Get ready to unfold and experience the immersive lore in Allterra. Expect world-building and magical kingdoms. A high fantasy blended with steampunk and medieval touch. Meet various characters and their exciting backstories. Action and adventure awaits you! Go, deep dive to the world of magic, kingdoms, creatures, and warfare and enjoy the ride! Join the epic journey!
  • Wager of Worlds by matthewp118
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    In a vast universe where gods shape entire planets, a young god named Solas has created Earth-an unremarkable and unfinished world. Among the gods, Earth is considered a "beginner planet," and Solas is mocked for its simplicity. The other gods, with their extravagant creations, challenge Solas to prove himself worthy of his title. When a powerful rival god offers a wager, Solas can't refuse. The terms are simple: Solas must travel to different planets, each ruled by another god, and overcome challenges while living in mortal flesh. If he succeeds, Solas gains the right to take an aspect or concept from that planet-be it a unique power, an element of creation, or even divine servants like angels-to enrich Earth and make it thrive. As Solas embarks on his journey, he faces dangers, confronts the complexities of creation, and learns valuable lessons from each world. Along the way, he begins to realize that Earth's simplicity may be its greatest strength. Armed with new powers and insights, Solas sets out to transform his barren world into something worthy of the gods, proving that even the humblest beginnings can lead to divine greatness. But the stakes are high. If Solas fails, he may lose not just the wager, but his very place among the gods.
  • The Hanu Chronicles: The Lost Line (Part II) by LaizaBraine
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    The Fellowship is broken. Boromir has fallen. Merry and Pippin are taken. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli run across the plains of Rohan in pursuit. Calmoriel did not run beside them. In the time that followed, something changed. Book II of The Lost Line opens not with the chase across the plains, but with a brief return to Rivendell - and then to Helm's Deep, where Rook steps once more into the war beside the Fellowship. She has healed. Her elven foresight has awakened. And though she speaks little of what passed in her absence, those who know her best can see it: She is not entirely the same. Set during the events of The Two Towers, this is not the story of where she went - but of who she is becoming. ✧ Slow burn | Found family | Character-driven | Canon-adjacent | Romance
  • 'Til Death Do Its Part by LORAINEJD
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    TEGSA '26 ... Broken and bereft of everything he ever loved, the king was ready to welcome death. But his nightmare was only beginning. Bound to a Queen who has vowed to make his existence a living hell, Evreux finds his grief weaponized against him. It shall be twisted by his own wife until the people he swore to protect will view him as the kingdom's greatest enemy. •☽✧˖°˖☆˖°˖✧☾• He was ruthless. He was beloved. He was feared. That is the great King Evreux of Sepphora. But everything changed when he had to tie the knot with a manipulator in disguise. Evreux always dreamed of becoming a great ruler who will protect his kingdom from anyone or anything that threatens to ruin it, even from the hands of the people he held dear. Lauriel, the clan leader of one of the most powerful tribes, strives to take control of him to gain the power she thinks she deserves all her life. Caught between them is Eowin, an assassin ordered to end the king's life. As the King's life transforms into a living nightmare, Evreux must find a way to save everything he loves, especially his beloved daughter, even though it might result in his own demise.
  • FAE RISE; The Black Phoenix by Elouisha
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    ࿐ Description: 4 In 𝕱𝖆𝖊 𝕽𝖎𝔰𝖊 Saga ࿐ ❝Checkmate." The BloodKing is free.❞ As King Oberon and his warlords pray for the best, Lisa is held captive in the dark fortress of the BloodKing himself. The question is, what does he want with her? Lisa's no longer holding out for hero. She's alone, and it's up to her to survive in this dark castle of masked hatred and threats wrapped in silk. Meanwhile, the Seelie are forced to hold back all their seafaring forces because the BloodKing has created a monster; a black Phoenix that destroys ships and attacks sailors. Puck and Aggwen set out with a strange crew of sailors in an attempt to catch the Phoenix and kill it. But there's just one problem with that plan. The ship is haunted. By a poltergeist that spends all its nights laughing at the sailor's quarrels and misfortune. And more than anyone, the ghost is after Puck. After a terrible night on the ship's deck, Puck decides that it's up to him to capture this fiendish poltergeist that's been tormenting the sailors. But there may be more to the ghost than meets the eye.... And the Phoenix as well.
  • The Tiger In A World Of Unicorns by Artemis_art17
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    Minjoon is excited to join his brother on Jeju island to follow his steps in being a doctor, but is stopped by a powerful storm. When he wakes he finds himself on the beach of the Forrest Kingdom run by the Forrest Elves. Trapped Minjoon must gain the blessings of each kingdom in the land starting with Forrest Kingdoms King, but how can you gain trust when Humans are hated. Disclaimer : I am not Korean so if their are things in my story that seem inaccurate or wrong please let me know, I wrote it to the best of my knowledge and research and I don't want to get anything wrong, or offend.
  • The Saga of Terra'regis by TheFrenziedStone
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    In the village of Tarsaw, there lived a Wulver named William, what William didn't realize however was that his life would change. And he will be thrust into an army fighting for the Age of The Wild, alongside the likes of a Alseid, a Daitengu from the eastern isles of Shinkoku, and his old friend, a Boar that talks.
  • the seven world  by MoonlightMVerse
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    the book is about went five siblings find out they are form seven world but they have save it form dangerous evil team can they do or not .
  • My Girlfriend is Santa Claus & Together We Must Stop the Christmas Apocalypse by Whypstopher
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    Gather round, children! Pause your Fortnites, switch off your Tiktoks, and pop a Ritalin, for it's time for a story! A delightfully deranged story about the most wonderful time of the year: the apocalypse! A day of wrath! A day of mourning! Christmas trees and gingerbread houses in ashes burning! Clinch your butt-cheeks in horror, boys and girls! Biblically accurate angels have come to the North Pole! They come bearing prophecies of a Pagan purge. Santa Claus must surrender Christmas to the Holy Spirit, or else suffer the wrath of Heaven. Unless, in a last ditch effort, Santa Claus, our lovely Pagan giver of gifts, can kidnap a boy from the human world and train him to be her white knight. But the boy she chooses, Peter, is stupid, cruel, and naughty- the opposite of a hero. With no battle strategy and the Christmas Apocalypse only weeks away, he must learn to fight, to sledge, to bake delicious cookies, and recruit as many yandere Snow Witches, Penguin Queens, and tsun-tsun Peppermint Princesses as he can if he hopes to save Christmas.