Embarrassing Stories

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Emma's life was never perfect. She never had the nice house, white picket fence and a beautiful labrador puppy. She never wanted any of that anyway. All she ever wanted was loving parents for her and her sister. She's come to terms with the fact that it's never going to happen. Mike had it even worse. But for him it's in the past and all he wants to do is move on and forget. But it's not as easy as it sounds. Then one day there paths cross in the most unlikley of situations...

"Oh, then break it, dadi Amma... or just let it be. Do one thing... give me your fingers here, let me break them."

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This is the compilation of the five of us in reality @AltheaMarieCatuncan did make a funny shorts but this one is the book that what is happening to us in reality. Note: Before reading this, some story here aren't really happened, so good luck figuring the real ones.

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Summer and Poppy are getting the most they can out of the summer before its over. Everything goes smoothly until Ryder Lloyd comes along. Summer has the biggest crush on him and just can't seem to stop making a fool out of herself in front of him. If you love summer, feel-good stories and like to have a laugh, this is the story for you!

To Emily Stone, high school was just a waste of time. She couldn't deal with all the drama, and of course her boy crazy best friend. But there is one boy that caught her eye, Jacob Fitz. Will she get the guy in the end? Read to find out (;

So guys people send me story's or anything

Meet Maddie Fox, a self-proclaimed Lozerilla. She’s 16, loves One Direction, shops at Forever 21, and frequently spends high school lunchtime hiding inside a bathroom stall. Maddie dreams of fitting in with the popular girls, but her shyness (and the fact that she has the most embarrassing family in the world) makes that impossible. But when a chance encounter with a modeling scout thrusts Maddie into stardom as the next Victoria’s Secret supermodel, the girl that no boy ever looked at twice is suddenly a sex symbol, her picture on every teenage guy’s bedroom wall. Maddie has to navigate her newfound fame amidst the jealous girls at school who want to see her crash and burn. But is getting everything you ever wanted all it’s cracked up to be?

Claire is an 18 year old girl. This is her first year of college. This isn't a great way to start off college. Claire and her friends are going to a party to start off the year, but Claire was kinda late because of her little sister Mia's birthday party.

The title says it all. These are AWKWARD! You may feel uncomfortable...

It all started from a cap and a tree that three lives are connected. Cera, The Nerd and The Bullied who is pathetically lonely. Josh, the handsome handsome jock who has everything around him. Brittany, the perfect blonde girl who bullies Cera most, and has a huge crush on Josh. How could their lives are connected? How would their story end?

*shocked anime sound* Impossible...I was tagged, I'm not even that great. *L's theme plays* How could someone of extreme greatness tag me in something. It's not physically and mentally possible, but the fact that I was tagged makes me feel special so I can't resist it. Nor can I ignore it, time to be big boy Shoto and handle this.

Soft, kind, smart..the love of your life, until..hot, rich, rude, stubborn, evil. the tale of two 'thews, which one will you choose?

So, the title pretty much gives the summary away. These are just some things that all, or most, people go through that's awkward and embarrassing. This book is inspired by awkward moments that have recently happened to me, or I've heard about them, or if I have seen them happen to others. ENJOY!!!!! P.S. Some people MAY FIND THIS OFFENSIVE! You have been warned.