Embarressing Stories

Funny jokes and stories ALL REAL TRUE STORIES!! :-) I update every day! :-D <3

I dunno what I'm doing with my life anymore. I can't really trust anyone anymore. I trusted before, and look where that got me. I wanna leave this place, the town I live in is filled with lots of douches and idiots and I know that there has to be more for me out there in this messed up world. But anyway, this 'story' is just a blog about my daily life. I doubt anyone will actually READ this but sure! Also, i'll be changing the names slightly because I can't have people getting angry at me now, can I? So yeah, welcome to my messed up life I guess! (The book cover image is an image of one of my chinchillas- if you read the book, you'll understand)

She just wanted to talk to the boy she liked... Why did her period have to come that one day?

A short story about a embarrassment I will always remember. I'm not gonna say anythin about the story cause then it will spoil it for you so yea enjoy

Seelie is a very shy and timid girl. she is often made fun of for her unusual hair which is short black and sticks up every which way, the weird part? she has random white patches that she was born with, the doctors say its a birthmark of some sort. She lets everyone walk all over her, she hardly ever talks to anyone but her friend Yuna. Enter Luke Gryffen the hot new teacher that everyone in Seelie's school is falling head over heals for. She doesn't pay much attention to him. But he can't seem to leave her alone...

So this is pretty much a series of some awkward relatable stories in my life. Please don't judge! This is my first story, so it might not be perfect.

Welcome to the first RetroChick Magazine release!!! Articles we feature are: - Ask Macy - Hair and Beauty -Good Reads - Cook! -GOSSIP! - What's Hot? - OMG Embarrassing - D.I.Y. - Turn up the Music! - Author Interview - Fashion 101 - Teen Talk But not in that order! I hope you enjoy reading the articles that the staff put together so well!

Well... I'm already regretting the decision to make this. Anyway, I guess this is my art book... I'm not really into art but sometimes I get bored so... I would prefer you don't read this, I don't want your eyes to get burned out. Proceed with caution.