Emotionallyconstipated Stories

⚠️ Disclaimer: This story is a fictional fan work based on Countryhumans. It is not meant to promote hate, discrimination, or political views. All characters are personified nations created for storytelling and emotional expression. North Korea is cold and uncaring. He doesn't have any warmth or empathy in his heart, until a fateful encounter in the elevator turned his world upside down.

At Blackstone Heights, weird is the new normal. The vending machines spit out gum wrappers, the library has a room no one can seem to find twice, and the janitor swears he's been cleaning the same hallway for twenty years-without aging a day. Elliot Lorne doesn't flinch, doesn't scream, and never runs from danger-but it's not because he's fearless. Born with Moebius Syndrome, Elliot's face stays perfectly blank, no matter how scared he might feel inside. Grayson Vance was the class clown who could light up any room-until a traumatic brain injury changed the way he expresses emotions, leaving his reactions muted and subdued. Together, the two roommates have learned how to survive college while being completely unreadable to everyone around them. But when the weirdness at Blackstone Heights escalates-phantom lights in the dorms, ghostly figures in the cafeteria, and an entire wing of the science building disappearing-Elliot and Grayson find themselves at the center of it all. Armed with their deadpan expressions, quick wit, and a circle of wildly expressive friends, the duo must figure out what's haunting Blackstone Heights before it becomes more than just a bad semester. "When Ghosts Can't Scare You" is a modern horror-comedy full of heart, humor, and plenty of supernatural surprises. Perfect for fans of stories where the screams are optional, but the laughs are guaranteed.

Taehyung made a little mistake and Jungkook just cant seem to let it go , but why?

My name's Ray Streights. Sixteen. Ambitiously underachieving. Mildly ostracized. Definitely exhausted. I live in the post-biowar Dome City of Vluephire, where stepping outside gets you eaten by humanoid bugs and stepping out of line gets you side-eyed by your entire high school. Things I currently have going for me: • A scar that tingles before a major accident • A voice in my head offering unsolicited murder assistance • Amber eyes that scream, "Please quarantine me." • A squad that either ignores me or wants me dead • Oh, and amazing physical parameters, according to Nash Also: I may have hallucinated a tar-soaked girl... except she keeps showing up in real life. So that's fun. All I wanted was to please Coach Barion, survive Lyre's birthday without triggering a breach, and *maybe-maybe-*finally learn the truth about me from my secretive geneticist of a father. But nope. Now I'm one emotional breakdown away from starring in my own horror movie-with bonus government secrets, a slow-burn situationship, and a mantis demon from hell. Survival rating: 2 out of 10. Would not recommend.

Rain Volkov is beautiful. The kind of beautiful that ruins lives and invites love confessions from people he's never spoken to. He'd be flattered-if he could actually feel it. Homeschooled his whole life due to an emotional processing condition, Rain enters university with straight-A precision, stunning looks, and the emotional depth of a Google search. He knows how to smile, nod, say thank you-but not what any of it means. When his polite indifference accidentally turns into a full-blown fan club and a very persistent girl named Sayona, his best friend Raiden-stormy, broke, and far too emotionally stable-suggests a simple fix: fake a relationship. Enter Sol Phoenix: popular, emotionally unavailable, and Rain's new mission target. Sol says no. So Rain starts casually stalking him with spreadsheets, sticky notes, and enough psychological manipulation to make Freud weep. He's not trying to fall in love. He's just trying to win. Or at least... that's what he tells himself.

Bar stop? Check. Bookstore? Double check. Waking up in a totally new world? Uh...check? When her boyfriend cheats on her with her cousin, Hazel and her friends hit the bars to sooth her broken heart. What she doesn't expect is for her night on the town to end with a mysterious bookshop. And for her life to change forever with just one sentence. Once upon a time. Now, Hazel, Brynn, and Jaslyn are thrust into a completely new world with deadly creatures, beautiful landscapes and a Mortal King with his sights set on the Fae Continent. In order to survive, they must prepare for war.

"We made a pact.." "So........? "Neither of us are married at 25.... so we promised to marry each other." "So you actually wanna get hitched?"

Alec Lightwood, a homicide detective struggling with PTSD from his stint in the military, wants nothing more than to stop the Circle, a notorious drug ring. But when his darling little sister brings a gorgeous model to his precinct for protection, Alec gets assigned as his bodyguard. Gay but unwilling to admit it, Alec bottles up his attraction and attempts to hide his tattered mental state from a ridiculous man who may have stolen his heart. What will happen to these hopeless men when the Circle decides that they make the perfect targets? (Most Characters belong to FreeForm: Shadowhunters or Cassandra Clare. They are not mine!!)