Entertaning Stories

What happens when logic quietly leaves the room... and nonsense takes over? In The Book of Utter Nonsense, nothing behaves as it should. Alarm clocks declare war, socks enter politics, teapots dream of space travel, and bananas face their greatest fears. Each poem dives into a world where the absurd is perfectly normal-and the normal is nowhere to be found. This is a collection of playful, surreal, and thoroughly unreasonable poems that don't attempt to make sense... and are much better for it. If you enjoy humour, chaos, and the occasional philosophical goose, you're in the right place. Read at your own risk. Things may stop making sense.

INFAMY - 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯. They said infamy is earned. Not inherited. Not stolen. Not branded into you by a name you never chose. He learned early that blood remembers even when the mind refuses. It remembers betrayal, survival, rules you never agreed to, debts you cannot repay. Red was never just a color. It was a warning. - " Cinque. Quindici, Cinquanta. Sempre gli stessi numeri." ( 5, 15, 50. Always the same fucking numbers. ) Violence was language. Control was safety. Weakness was deadly. She learned the same truth in her own way. Her world was narrower, colder, sharper than any playground. Instead of drawing lines on skin, she was etching jagged paths across flesh with the katana's blade. Every movement calculated. Every glance scanned for threats. Every step was measured against a ledger no one else could read. Mistakes were never forgiven. Mercy was a weakness. Both trained to survive. Trained to dominate. Trained to be remembered - or feared - even if no one could say their names aloud. And yet, even in parallel, they existed as strangers. Two legacies carving paths through the same world, unaware, unyielding. Every choice they made built walls. Every word they spared sharpened blades in the dark. Ils se sont déjà haïs. ( They already hated eachother. ) And forgetting, when it came, was not relief. It was subtraction. What remained did not sleep. It watched. It counted. It learned the shape of fear before it arrived. Distance collapsed like walls on brittle bones. Breath seized. Time cracked. There was no warning. No pause. No mercy. When it broke, it tore everything- blood, bone, silence. The world itself flinched. No one survived. No one left unmarked.

Draven's life gets turned upside down by the death of his sister, and his mother blaming him for it, he is forced to leave his village, and survive, just before he left a witch gave him a series of warnings, that if he didn't heed them he, and the people he loves would die. he ends up in a small village where he gets into a fight, and in return for hiding in a blacksmiths shop he has to go on a quest to the most dangerous lake in all of Rava, soon after he meets Kiara, a kind red haired woman, who agrees to help him on his quest. Not long after he starts out he meets his two closest friends in a tiny village, upon meeting them he learns his village has been destroyed, and his best friend Zander blames him for it. after leaving Zander behind, Finley joins the quest, A funny, light hearted swordsmen. follow the events, the ups, and downs of Draven's life, as he struggles through it himself. Please keep in mind if you read this, it is a very very very first draft, and is not very well written, so be kind, and look passed the spelling, and grammar mistakes, and such, and if it bothers you feel free to not read. Thank You

In the final incarnation of My Complete Pitch Perfect Story - Part 3, right as they are about to go onstage at Worlds, Emily begins to worry about what the future holds for her.

So I have kidnapped Harry,Hermione,Ron,Ginny,Neville,Luna,Draco,and Fred and George.So they are stuck in my room forever!Hahahaha(laughs evilly)

A joke for every day of the year

This is a fictional story based on the references my friends and I have made. The pictures are to describe indescribable stuff in the story. If you get easily offended, please look for another story to read. If you have any questions message me. Thank you and enjoy my creation. I hope this entertains you more than Rick Roll videos.

It's a book full of truths. Someone says something,then the other person tells them the truth. You know what? I know this is confusing,but trust me just read.

So the life of Ceshuh a guy named Cesar, a call of duty player. It all started when I started high school when I stared to get into competitive gaming. I was your average player when out of nowhere I found some of the best people ever in my life that thought me everything about call of duty and told me I had the skill to be more then just a random player. So I said "what the hell lets do it" so I stared playing more and more getting better everyday. Then after a while of practicing with a group of people I was invited to a competitive team where we would play against other players around the world. In my head I was really nervous and afraid of the people that we would play. The feeling I got in my head were just crazy thinking of every outcome that could happen but then I learn the magic words and those words came form my brother and he told me use play like your having a good time and just have and enjoy the new experience. And now I'm a man on a road trying to become a pro player.

This book is not a story (repeat not a story) this is a picture book. That has all the pictures that I have drawn over the years. And just so we are clear the pictures was made by me. ENJOY!!!!! ?????

Linus kept up with his job, he kept serving and they kept eating. A feast for days, money well spent. Roxanne was having the time of her life because she wasn't used to the fast life that she got introduced. it was all fun until she saw what Linus pours on people's drinks when they were not looking.

Wanna know our secret? Well read and find out. Along the way we encounter many many tragic things, many loves, and many heart breaks. Read to find out the mysteries behind this secret

Laughter is the best medicine

If Zodiac Signs could talk... Well here they do! Ask the Zodiac's questions, learn about them, and what they do when they're not predicting things about you. WARNING!! It WILL get crazy.

Ricky, Kate, and Blake have one problem. Their different from everybody else at school, no they don't have super powers, they just don't fit in like the rest of the kids do. They may not be a big group, but they were always their for each other. Until Ricky fell head over heels for Cody, the new kid, the COOL, fitting in new kid.

Creepypasta! Truth or dare

Read to find out all about Cadenza's unlucky life!

Just random short stories of things that I write once in a while.

Warriors roleplay