Epicfails mga kuwento

I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

School is supposed to be boring... until everything goes completely off the rails. Fire alarms, rogue teachers, stinky uniforms, and a mysterious ice-skating adventure-Ben and his friends are about to find out what happens when chaos takes over. Will they survive, or will the school survive them?

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

After the victory of the Winx against the Trix, they lived their lives peacefully and happily in their home realms. But this story is not about the original winx club but instead a new generation. Will this group of young fairies be as good as the old one? and who are they? Let's find out ;))

poems about true life events that ended badly

queen beryl's evil and totally not obvious plan short story !!

Ay! So this is just sonething extra for me to do i will try to update my other story. This is just something for me to do when im bored XD

Just random jokes

This is just a book full of short stories and experiences from my life. The stories are in no particular, chronological order. But all of these stories are true.

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

My friend on my swimteam asked me to do this. Swimmer struggles, pickup lines, thoughts that only swimmets understand. If you are a swimmer you can most likely relate to all of this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HI! My name is Cam! I am the Co~wrighter of this book. This is not my wattpad acount but my good friend Wolfperson13 let me help her write this story( it was my idea) i hope you like this book!!(im on swim team) 😁love, Cam the Co~wrighter😁

hahaha eto po tayo sa isang edition ng epikong pag damoves kay crush. Crush, eto yung taong di natin mapagbuhusan ng lakas ng loob eh. kapag wala sila, anlakas ng loob natin, pag kinukwento sa barkada anlakas ng loob. pero pag yan na waley na. haha eto kaya naisipan kong gumawa nito based on experience kasi eh hahaha saka para mapagisipan natin maigi yung gagawin natin bago tayo mag DA mooovess Kay crush. Sana ma-enjoy nyo!!!

This is a short story I created for a Wattpad writing contest. I tried to make it so it will get a few chuckles out of you all so hopefully you'll enjoy! Thank you Wattpad for creating this contest and urging me to step out of what I'm used to writing! Andy has a history of bad Valentine's days, so it's only understandable why she feels the need to rid the world of the holiday forever. However, a chance encounter at her local coffee shop has her rethinking the hype around the day. Maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Oh, she couldn't have been more wrong.

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

Anyways I'll try my best to make you smile (or even laugh if possible) for every ask and dare you give to me. Baby: Well, we're dead.. Now bring me to hell. F. Foxy: Lol. I love taking dares. They call me a daredevil F. Freddy: You know no one calls you that.. Right? F. Foxy: .. Yeah ;-; Ballora: At least you love dares :3