Epicfails Stories

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

This is my drawing book! this will include finished things and my progress on it.

My friend on my swimteam asked me to do this. Swimmer struggles, pickup lines, thoughts that only swimmets understand. If you are a swimmer you can most likely relate to all of this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HI! My name is Cam! I am the Co~wrighter of this book. This is not my wattpad acount but my good friend Wolfperson13 let me help her write this story( it was my idea) i hope you like this book!!(im on swim team) 😁love, Cam the Co~wrighter😁

A Real Life Awkward Moments 2014-2015 Edition Officially made by: ©xniviax For more info, please add this to your library and read the author's note. Perhaps copyright? Just kidding.

"Shut up, I hate those dresses. But I like car races! It's so much fuuun! Right guys?" Piperielle- (DON'TCALLMETHATWAYYOUGOODAUTHOR :( -P. // Sarry! :* -S.) "Pip" (likes) LOVES denim jeans instead of pastel-colored-girly dresses as the usual teen girl would die for to wear. Her wardrobe is full of almost all sorts of denim pants in unique designs from pockets to dye-prints to threads! (Whoa.) One of her faves is the pricey six-pocket baggy-loose denim pants she found in a boutique during one of her walks. She had even survived resisting pizza in a week just to save enough money to buy the thing. Yep, that's her! :O No one had ever persuaded her to wear different other than her usual outfits-tees with denim pants, sneakers and...a bling-bling? But what would happen if she were to find out that one of her guy classmates has been crushing on her ever since she kept on pissing people off? Will Pip punch him or rather wear a dress for one night? WHAT NOW, YOU PEEP? #TGID #ThatGirlInDenim °•°•° Cover design by ellejaune Copyright © 2016 by ellejaune °•°•°

Being embarrassing isn't a choice. It's a full-time job. Meet Aanya, a 6th grader with too much confidence and absolutely no control over her own disasters. Whether it's mispronouncing words in front of the whole class, tripping over air, or getting betrayed by a banana, life has made one thing very clear-she was born to be a professional embarrassment. Armed with a stolen-I mean, "borrowed"-diary and a delusional belief that she can improve, Aanya records her daily humiliations, ridiculous life lessons, and failed attempts at being normal. Will she ever escape the cringe? (Spoiler: No.) Welcome to The Diary of a Professional Embarrassment, where every day is a new disaster, and the only thing Aanya can do is laugh, cry, and pretend she never meant to do that.

just random fails to make you say "H-how did they even managed to do that?!?!" p.s. none of the photos are mine

If you are scared, worried or even depressed about high school, this is the story for you! This story goes through the do's and do not's of High school.

Anyways I'll try my best to make you smile (or even laugh if possible) for every ask and dare you give to me. Baby: Well, we're dead.. Now bring me to hell. F. Foxy: Lol. I love taking dares. They call me a daredevil F. Freddy: You know no one calls you that.. Right? F. Foxy: .. Yeah ;-; Ballora: At least you love dares :3

Hi! Gawa lang ako ng gawa ng mga story pero walang nagbabasa,kung sino ka mang nagbabasa ka pls vote it ^_^ mag comment ka narin haha! sorry sa mga wrong spelling's and grammars ko! Im 12 Yrs Old only kaya pagpasensyahan niyo na po ako! ~Kirsten1004 ~Kir S Ten

School is supposed to be boring... until everything goes completely off the rails. Fire alarms, rogue teachers, stinky uniforms, and a mysterious ice-skating adventure-Ben and his friends are about to find out what happens when chaos takes over. Will they survive, or will the school survive them?

"Freak it"

I guess you can call this a selfish autobiography because this is about me, and how my life is going without any input or advice from anyone else other than their demonstrated words or actions. This is kinda just my version of events that are pretty epic and crazy. You should read it ;)

When he has no romantic feelings for anyone, is there any chance for a man to find the right girl?

This heartfelt description reflects the profound emotional turmoil and grief experienced by the author. The matter at hand appears to be something beyond their control, leading to a deep sense of powerlessness. The mention of tears and the heaviness in their heart illustrates the intensity of their emotional pain. The feeling that time has come to a standstill suggests a struggle with moving forward, and the uncertainty of when they can let go of the haunting past adds to their anguish. Overall, this description captures the raw and overwhelming nature of their emotions in the face of an unresolved and painful situation.

Or as my friend would call them " Pheonix quotes"

This is just a book full of short stories and experiences from my life. The stories are in no particular, chronological order. But all of these stories are true.

This was part of the story but in bloopers. The characters of "The Fox of the Frog" were trying to make sure they get the part right. So, I hope you enjoy it.