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I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

sis fail crush

After Opal's father left them, Opal's mom has been acting crazy. She constantly would get mad at Opal for not acting like a "lady" which Opal found very unfair. When Opal was 13 years old her mother sent her to a boarding school were she constantly got bullied for not being good enough. She was failing the majority of her classes until her mother did something horrible to change her grades.

Meet Kaysee Allison Leianne Smith, who had a dream that she believed that it was just a dream. Brian Scott was invloved in the dream so she made an investigation until she believed that Brian is real. I suck at introductions I suck at writting stories too, please dont mind my grammatical errors, Thanks!

Hi! Gawa lang ako ng gawa ng mga story pero walang nagbabasa,kung sino ka mang nagbabasa ka pls vote it ^_^ mag comment ka narin haha! sorry sa mga wrong spelling's and grammars ko! Im 12 Yrs Old only kaya pagpasensyahan niyo na po ako! ~Kirsten1004 ~Kir S Ten

This is a short story I created for a Wattpad writing contest. I tried to make it so it will get a few chuckles out of you all so hopefully you'll enjoy! Thank you Wattpad for creating this contest and urging me to step out of what I'm used to writing! Andy has a history of bad Valentine's days, so it's only understandable why she feels the need to rid the world of the holiday forever. However, a chance encounter at her local coffee shop has her rethinking the hype around the day. Maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Oh, she couldn't have been more wrong.

Mga typical na emosyon, pakiramdam, at nagiging reaction kapag nand'yan na si Ex.

Or as my friend would call them " Pheonix quotes"

You guessed it... it's a book of BANANAS!!! Wait, no... the cover says The Book of Epic Fails. Yes. That was it. The Book of Epic Fails. Here, in this book, I will rant and do stuff, and best of all, I will list my epic fails. You're in for a ride of Epic Fails. This will be updated whenever I epically fail, which will probably be daily...

If you are scared, worried or even depressed about high school, this is the story for you! This story goes through the do's and do not's of High school.

"Freak it"

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

Just random jokes

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

This very long title says it all. No need to explain.

So, we make a LOT of typos and Auto Correct fails. And some of them are pretty damn funny, so we thought we'd share. Enjoy! xD

Ay! So this is just sonething extra for me to do i will try to update my other story. This is just something for me to do when im bored XD