Epicfails Histórias

I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

This very long title says it all. No need to explain.

Wacky Short Stories - Chaos, laughs, and "Wait, what?!" moments packed into tiny adventures. Shoes run off, the sun skips work, and nothing makes sense-but it's hilarious, and you'll totally love it.

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

"Shut up, I hate those dresses. But I like car races! It's so much fuuun! Right guys?" Piperielle- (DON'TCALLMETHATWAYYOUGOODAUTHOR :( -P. // Sarry! :* -S.) "Pip" (likes) LOVES denim jeans instead of pastel-colored-girly dresses as the usual teen girl would die for to wear. Her wardrobe is full of almost all sorts of denim pants in unique designs from pockets to dye-prints to threads! (Whoa.) One of her faves is the pricey six-pocket baggy-loose denim pants she found in a boutique during one of her walks. She had even survived resisting pizza in a week just to save enough money to buy the thing. Yep, that's her! :O No one had ever persuaded her to wear different other than her usual outfits-tees with denim pants, sneakers and...a bling-bling? But what would happen if she were to find out that one of her guy classmates has been crushing on her ever since she kept on pissing people off? Will Pip punch him or rather wear a dress for one night? WHAT NOW, YOU PEEP? #TGID #ThatGirlInDenim °•°•° Cover design by ellejaune Copyright © 2016 by ellejaune °•°•°

poems about true life events that ended badly

Love was GONE.. Trust's GONE... Families are GONE... Friends are GONE... And also you are GONE.. You walk out of my life,you left me alone in damn 5 years! You broke my heart into pieces. You came back like nothing happened,your feelings faded. The hurt most is you don't love me anymore,all was GONE. Please read and support!

Literally the title and the usual my hero academia craziness. ENJOY 😉

A Real Life Awkward Moments 2014-2015 Edition Officially made by: ©xniviax For more info, please add this to your library and read the author's note. Perhaps copyright? Just kidding.

get ready to cringe:3

Fallen: welcome to 50 Evil Plans, hosted by m- Mapleshade: you've hosted too many shows, this is mine now! Welcome to 50- Fallen: but Mapleshade: no Mapleshade: Welcome to 50- Fallen: *whispers* failed Mapleshade: -Evil Plans, hosted by the Dark Forest and sometimes featuring evil characters from Born Broken Fourth Wall: *crumples* Shiverfrost: And I basically run the show, but get no credit for it :(

hahaha eto po tayo sa isang edition ng epikong pag damoves kay crush. Crush, eto yung taong di natin mapagbuhusan ng lakas ng loob eh. kapag wala sila, anlakas ng loob natin, pag kinukwento sa barkada anlakas ng loob. pero pag yan na waley na. haha eto kaya naisipan kong gumawa nito based on experience kasi eh hahaha saka para mapagisipan natin maigi yung gagawin natin bago tayo mag DA mooovess Kay crush. Sana ma-enjoy nyo!!!

This is a short story I created for a Wattpad writing contest. I tried to make it so it will get a few chuckles out of you all so hopefully you'll enjoy! Thank you Wattpad for creating this contest and urging me to step out of what I'm used to writing! Andy has a history of bad Valentine's days, so it's only understandable why she feels the need to rid the world of the holiday forever. However, a chance encounter at her local coffee shop has her rethinking the hype around the day. Maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Oh, she couldn't have been more wrong.

DIFFERENT SHORT STORIES WITH A MAJESTIC PLOT AND TWISTS.

Shonda is the first kid in space and is going to the ISS.What will Happen?