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I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

This is my drawing book! this will include finished things and my progress on it.

Just random jokes

This is my poetry... Is not very good, but.. yea... I hope you enjoy it if you do end up reading! ^~^

Hi! Gawa lang ako ng gawa ng mga story pero walang nagbabasa,kung sino ka mang nagbabasa ka pls vote it ^_^ mag comment ka narin haha! sorry sa mga wrong spelling's and grammars ko! Im 12 Yrs Old only kaya pagpasensyahan niyo na po ako! ~Kirsten1004 ~Kir S Ten

Anyways I'll try my best to make you smile (or even laugh if possible) for every ask and dare you give to me. Baby: Well, we're dead.. Now bring me to hell. F. Foxy: Lol. I love taking dares. They call me a daredevil F. Freddy: You know no one calls you that.. Right? F. Foxy: .. Yeah ;-; Ballora: At least you love dares :3

sis fail crush

Fallen: welcome to 50 Evil Plans, hosted by m- Mapleshade: you've hosted too many shows, this is mine now! Welcome to 50- Fallen: but Mapleshade: no Mapleshade: Welcome to 50- Fallen: *whispers* failed Mapleshade: -Evil Plans, hosted by the Dark Forest and sometimes featuring evil characters from Born Broken Fourth Wall: *crumples* Shiverfrost: And I basically run the show, but get no credit for it :(

just random fails to make you say "H-how did they even managed to do that?!?!" p.s. none of the photos are mine

I guess you can call this a selfish autobiography because this is about me, and how my life is going without any input or advice from anyone else other than their demonstrated words or actions. This is kinda just my version of events that are pretty epic and crazy. You should read it ;)

After the victory of the Winx against the Trix, they lived their lives peacefully and happily in their home realms. But this story is not about the original winx club but instead a new generation. Will this group of young fairies be as good as the old one? and who are they? Let's find out ;))

This was part of the story but in bloopers. The characters of "The Fox of the Frog" were trying to make sure they get the part right. So, I hope you enjoy it.

hahaha eto po tayo sa isang edition ng epikong pag damoves kay crush. Crush, eto yung taong di natin mapagbuhusan ng lakas ng loob eh. kapag wala sila, anlakas ng loob natin, pag kinukwento sa barkada anlakas ng loob. pero pag yan na waley na. haha eto kaya naisipan kong gumawa nito based on experience kasi eh hahaha saka para mapagisipan natin maigi yung gagawin natin bago tayo mag DA mooovess Kay crush. Sana ma-enjoy nyo!!!

In a city, much like your city, there is a heroine who saves the day with cooking, cleaning and boo-boo healing. Her name is, Batmom! I am Batmom! Amusing stories of life as a mom. Not affiliated with DC comics or the DCEU Cover by @IM_THAT_QUEEN_17 #335 Non-fiction (9/22/17) #203 Non-fiction (9/23/17) #176 Non-fiction (9/24/17) #129 Non-fiction (10/5/17) #126 Non-fiction (10/6/17) #121 Non-fiction (10/7/17) #112 Non-fiction (10/11/17) #94 Non-fiction (10/14/17) #81 Non-fiction (10/17/17) #57 Non-fiction (11/14/17) #38 Non-fiction (11/20/17)

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

Meet Kaysee Allison Leianne Smith, who had a dream that she believed that it was just a dream. Brian Scott was invloved in the dream so she made an investigation until she believed that Brian is real. I suck at introductions I suck at writting stories too, please dont mind my grammatical errors, Thanks!

School is supposed to be boring... until everything goes completely off the rails. Fire alarms, rogue teachers, stinky uniforms, and a mysterious ice-skating adventure-Ben and his friends are about to find out what happens when chaos takes over. Will they survive, or will the school survive them?