motorwaydreams
"My parents are JSchlatt and Minx.
They refuse to tell me their real names, in case I am a spy.
They fight like rabbids, and love each other like Thatcher loves the working class.
They are embarrassing, disturbing humans,
and I don't know what I'd do without them."
☆silly, unrealistic, slightly fantasy-esque fanfiction about JSchlatt, Minx and their accident, Edgar☆