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Next time on Dragon Ball Z: The List That Shocked the Universe!
It was supposed to be the perfect vacation...
Kame House beach barbecue, volleyball, Master Roshi's binoculars glued to the girls, Goku devouring ribs like there's no tomorrow, Vegeta guarding his steaks from seagulls, Chi-Chi yelling at everyone to behave-pure paradise! Until the TV flips on.
BREAKING NEWS
"Son Goku... named on the Epstein list."The screen shows flight logs, blurry island photos, and that infamous jet.
Silence crashes over the beach house.
Chi-Chi's ladle hits the floor.
Bulma's phone slips from her fingers.
Vegeta's aura flickers purple with second-hand embarrassment.
Master Roshi lowers his binoculars... for once speechless. Goku just tilts his head, sauce on his cheek.
"Huh? Epstein? Is that the guy who makes the flying cars? I never rode in one."
The world explodes online.
Capsule Corp stock tanks.
Protesters swarm.
Memes flood every platform: #GokuJustEats #InnocentSaiyan #DontWishEpsteinBackAnd then the press conference...
Goku stands at the podium in his classic orange gi, reading Bulma's carefully written statement like it's a grocery list.
Reporters scream questions.
TMZ shoves a mic forward:
"Goku! Are you gonna use the Dragon Balls to bring Epstein back so he can clear your name?"The entire planet holds its breath.Goku scratches his head... then looks straight into the camera with that pure, earnest grin."Nope. Not even a little. If somebody's gotta answer for bad things, they should answer. Not get a free redo because it helps me look good. That ain't how I roll."The internet loses its mind.
#GokuMoralHighGround trends worldwide.
Capsule Corp stock bounces back.
But in the shadows... something far worse is already stirring. A certain President watches the clip on repeat...
And gets a very dangerous idea.Next time on Dragon Ball Z: The List That Shocked the Universe!
"The Vacation That Broke the Internet!"
The scandal begins here-don't miss it!