Ermahgawd Stories

SEX! That got your attention, didn't it? ~*~ "You put what in my hair?!" He exclaimed angrily, ripping the hair bands out of his white blond hair. I laughed like a retarded seal, and when he reached for my arm, I swiftly ducked under it and ran for my life in the other direction. "Not to mention posting it all over Facebook!" I threw over my shoulder, muttering apologies as I weaved in between people, once in a while bumping into one of them. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CAM!" I heard his footsteps gaining on me, so I ran into the nearest bathroom, only to find myself facing the features of a bunch of confused men. I widened my eyes, and yelled, "Shit!" I heard Drew's screams of frustration, and muttered, "Double shit." I quickly opened a stall, and locked it, releasing a sigh of relief. Then I realized there was a man sitting on the toilet. "Triple shit!" Literally. ~*~ (Full Blurb Inside) *updates very slowly* *contains a shitload of swearing*

So here are some of our life stories. They will be embarrassing and stuffffd SPELLING ERROR