Ernie Stories

The tale of how Bert and Ernie started their wholesome romantic relationship. ||COMPLETEED||

Sesame Street/AoT Crossover crack ship

Ernie's life after the Vietnam war was okay, until he realized he killed the wrong guy.

did i stutter??

This little project is just something I decided to do for the hecc of it in my free time at school. It stars the muppet roommates known as Bert and Ernie. For context, Bert has had a massive crush on Ernie for as long as they've known each other, but hasn't been able to confess his feelings to his rubber duck-loving friend. Before any of you say this is cringy or stupid, shut up. I know. This is literally just me trying to fill in my boredom.

ernie is bored. not even warhammer is going to help

They don't have any fanfic yet so here's a smut **Don't take this seriously

this is a masterpiece

"𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝚃𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛." Sesame Street has gone to hell. Everyone has taken paths they never thought they would. However, in the dark times, two people have found each other. But, with Bert being wanted by Mr. Snuffleupagus and Ernie supposed to be hunting him, will their love survive? I do not own the characters, only the story. The characters belong to their rightful owners.

The crazy adventures of Ernie him self oh and his Purdy Birdys! And his best friend, Burney they like to watch Barney together!

||COMPLETED|| 💬Never trust the ones who told you to trust them. This is a fanfic of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. WARNING: EXTREME PLOT TWIST Not you so called "the good guy" is always good, same as the "villain" -

republished so you could read Cheyenne!!

A man's regret... (One shot Story) Bigla ko lang naisip 'to.Haha! 'Di talaga ako makamove on sa kanta ni Bruno Mars na WHEN I WAS YOUR MAN.

Carnival Rainer is the girlfriend of celebrity Ricky Coogan,when embattled corporation E.E.S(Every Except Shoes)hires Ricky to serve as its spokesperson amid a spate of reports that the company uses a toxic substance in the products it manufactures.Ricky goes to South America to dispel the rumors while Carnival stays in California.after not hearing from Ricky or Ernie for days,she imagines the worse and decides to go down to South America to find the boys and bring them back home.when she arrives there she stumbles upon an amusement park while searching for the boys and discovers that the man running the amusement park(Elijah P. Skuggs)is using the substance in EES products to turn people into hideous freaks.Can Carnival save the day?or will she become a freak herself?

Ernie The Puppet has been living with Bert for many years. He took an awful lot of bubble baths and messed with anything Bert gave him. One day Ernie is taken from his apartment, forced to live life outside, striving for purpose to fill the deep hole in his heart that Bert and Rubber Duckie once filled. Bert spirals into a deep depression, knowing he couldn't rescue his roommate. Ernie is lost, never to be found again.

One shots