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FACECLAIM HELP! diego: i feel like james bond, and you're the mysterious femme fatale i've been paired up with... maxi pads. lila: maxi pads? diego: i don't know, i didn't want to make the name sound too sexual. i panicked

Matthew was merely a young shop owner low on money. His life was quite routine. However, one delivery trip would send his life spinning into chaos. Umbrella academy fanfic (Klausxoc)

Umbrella academy doesn't have a whole lot of stuff on this site, so I see it as my duty to put stuff out there. This will have Klaus/Dave, because it is great, and sibling bonding. No incest in this book, sorry not sorry. Also, this may have extreme bashing of Reginald, so expect that.

Y/n was a normal woman until Reginald did experiments on her and turned her into a sixteen year old. Staying with Diego was a hard job. He never comes home at the right time and you can't do any crime when he is near you because he is a crime fighter. Y/n has the power of telekinesis and when five come back after years in his 15 year old body, things happen.(For this story.) This story will contain SA, smut and murder.

On November 10, 2002, Number Five Hargreeves runs out of his home, never to be seen again. Not because he's lost in an apocalyptic future, but because he was murdered. Now, ten years later, newly made cop Diego Hargreeves is desperate to find whoever killed his brother and make them pay. Unfortunately, the case has gone cold with the complete lack of clues as to who killed him. But that all changes when he meets Lila Pitts, a young private investigator looking into a series of murders that may change everything he's ever learned about his brother's death, and may lead him to finding his killer, once and for all.

maybe they're here for kenny's birthday! ━━━━━━ cupid / the umbrella academy incorrect quotes. started: mon, apr. 15th. 5:09 pm. ended: ?

o. 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 . . . "what happens when you can't save yourself?" "i'll just have to trust that you'll save me." ﹙ umbrella academy seasons 1- ﹚ ﹙ five x fem!oc, slowburn ﹚ © 2019 ASTRODARLINGS, ONGOING

"𝑰'𝒎 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍." 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬: 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙰𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚎! 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚡𝚏𝚎𝚖!𝚘𝚌 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝟷-?

how can one innocent coffee be so much more? the amazing cover made by @blackbriefs !!!

Yo Ben Hargreeves he was just 15 When his father built a very strange machine It was designed to view a world unseen (He's gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom) When it didn't quite work, his father went on a trip And then Ben took a look inside of it There was a great big flash Everything just changed His molecules got all rearranged! (Phantom phantom) When he first woke up he realized he had snow-white hair And glowing' green eyes He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly He was much more unique than the other guys It was then Ben knew what he had to do He had to stop all the ghosts who were coming through He's here to fight for me and you He's gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom Gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom Gonna catch em all cause he's... Benny Phantom

Hello wonderful people, so I have decided to write a new story. Hopefully some of you guys will like it since I write Harry Potter and Umbrella Academy stories. Also looked forward to more updates on Jamie Potter's little crush on Snivelus. Finally this is an au where the seven children were born normal and don't have powers, so please don't be upset with that. P.s I don't own Harry Potter or Umbrella Academy. "Hey guys even if we get into different houses, you guys promise that we'll stay together?"" Of course!" For eternity?"" For eternity." " I'm Aurora Lilith Patch and this is my sister Eudora, and you seven are?" "I'm impressed, you already know how to fly a broom."" I swear I will hate Five Hargreeves for eternity." "The heir of Slytherin? Isn't his mother a muggle and his Father's side is full of Gryffindors?"" WHAT? Why didn't you tell me sooner?"" Five Hargreeves will be my enemy for all of eternity." " Azkaban? Thats impossible to break out of. How the hell did Sirius Black manage to do that?" "The Grim? What in the hells is that?"" Oh, haha, very funny. I'll find love in an enemy."" Never in Fates eternity will I ever find love with Five Hargreeves." "Tri-wizard tournament? Don't people die in those?"" Nah you just have to fall for me first.""Oh sorry Cedric, but I'm already going with somebody else." "Looks like you and Diego are going together."" I will still always hate you for eternity." "The Ministry of Magic will do anything to throw dirt on Harry."" The pink bitch knows her stuff."" What are we?"" Fine I never want to see you or your stupid face for the rest of eternity." "Hargreeves is acting sketchy."" My amortentia smells like fresh paper, ink,and....black coffee."" No I don't want to talk."" Fine then keep being a bitch."" I don't love him, and I never will, not ever in all of eternity." "Is this the end for us?"" Eternity isn't in the books for us."" I can't let him go."" I LOVE YOU!"" Stay for eternity." " For eternity..."

You are the child of one of the Umbrella Academy members.