Истории Eventualtomarry

Harry James FUCKING Potter has had enough of life....but doesn't know how the fuck he's gonna die. Why?....he tried to die... but nothing worked- . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY THAT IF I NEED A DAMN SNAKE TO END ME, I'LL SMACK A BITCH!" "Mate...just calm down-" "HELL NO!" "Harry James Potter! Be nice to your friends!" "HA! FUCK THAT! ALBUS FUCKING-BITCH-WITH-TOO-MANY-NAMES-DUMBLEDORE!? WHERE THE EVER-LOVING-FUCK ARE YOU!?"