Evilxisuma Stories

not going to lie I kind of forgot what was going on and I left the plot in the other way but I have a plan for this one and I'm starting it different

Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future) Characters are owned by the respective (current and past) hermitcraft members Any videos I link are not mine. Probably same with art and memes unless I specify.

This is a fantasy kingdom themed Hermitcraft/Empires au that I'm deciding to test out writing as slight change to the usual 'Watcher Grian au' in the hopes that this new book won't flop and I won't get bored of it- Anyways: It's just your average day about the kingdom, well for most that is. For the royal twins, it was finally their 18th birthday, the day in which they will be legally classed as adults and get to enforce laws of their own. The public, on the other hand, were looking forward to the traditional celebrations in the evening and treating themselves to fancy meals and bestowing gifts upon the two princes. All was going so well until a hooded figure is sighted lurking about the village, and all anyone can do is jump to conclusions. Rumours are spread, and questions fill the air. Are they an assassin? Why are they here? Are they a threat? Are they just a surprise for the princes? Well, the answer to those questions is simply... No. This hooded figure was simply trying to live their life without getting caught or found to be a... [TRIGGER WARNING] This book may (will most likely) contain the following: •Swearing •Platonic shipping of the characters ONLY!! •Fight scenes •Injuries and other descriptions of violence and possible gore If you do not like any of these, then DO NOT read this book. I'm trying to keep my other book TWIWFTH somewhat PG, but I can not guarantee that for this book at all!! Disclaimer: Cover image does not belong to me and was found on Google. I cannot remember what I searched to find it. Text was overlaid on the image by me.

As the title says just some oneshots and ideas might be trash though. Be warned I suck at writing because one I have autism and two I never properly learned as you can see with my capitalizations being random and the barley any punctuations and awful paragraphs but I try.

mostly gonna be a book full of stories of the hermits messing around I guess ;)) Gonna update whenever I have inspiration and the time, so dont expect a regular schedule any time soon. rules!! bc I can: not gonna do -No smut/NSFW/anything romantic ok -extreme angst/suicidal themes -any adult topics like no please dont maybe?? -angst, but not too much thank u will probably do -platonic or no ships, just good friends n stuff -wholesome stuff!! -changing some of the actual events but still keeping close to them (I.e. Civil war, Demise) rules in the world where most of these oneshots will be taking place: -Respawn is a thing. Permadeath can only be caused by higher powers (I.e. admins, watchers, etc.) allows for demise stuff ;)) -Sleep system is just like the real world -Everyone is always online, but they all have the ability to become afk or 'offline'. Offline basically means you'll still be on the player list, you just can't do anything, can't be affected by outside forces, etc. Afk means you can be affected by outside forces.

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

[REQUESTS OPEN] ... Nothing so far Angst maybe? If I ever get to actually writing this. So. I actually got to writing this. That's surprising. I have no idea what to do here. Also I never edit things unless people point it out- SO I BEG FOR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. This is also likely to be Grian-centric because that's who I watch... and know the most about - BUT OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE WRITTEEEEEN! Also ships maybe? I don't like writing them, but if requested, it may be written

Whenever I get inspiration for a hermitcraft story that I know I won't be able to turn into a full book, I'll write it in here instead of updating my hermitcraft book that exists already. This is on nothing but wattpad.

A story of what happens when one's past suddenly comes emerging to catch up to him. A tale of an unfortunate soul who swore to never again let the worse befall the people he cared for. A legend of the knight who travelled too far beyond the point of no return. And an adventure of a lost darkened heart as they go on their quest for sweet revenge. What happens when all of their conflicts finally reach their peak at the worst of times, at the same time, in the same world? What happens when all the secrets of the past finally get revealed, when all the questions are finally answered with more questions? What happens when the lines between good and evil blur? When the roles in the story switch once more, chaos ensues, and not the good type of it. [Desc not permanent, might add more/change later] +---+---+

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)

X has taken over and only- wait, actually, no one can stop him.

XisumaVoid, he's been the admin of Hermitcraft for quite some time now. He's had many people join (and a few leave) the server. The Watchers and Listeners, they're the beings that guide and help players and admins. Sure, the Watchers are cruel at times, but that's why they have the kinder Listeners. They're there to keep each other in check while keeping the worlds. Xisuma knows that they are good overall, though. But when he gets a strange dream where the Primals warn him of his Hermits, he thinks they must be crazy. Sure, Zedaph could be a bit freaky about his "experiments" sometimes, or Grian could get a bit too into a conflict at times. But from Xisuma's oldest to his newest members, they were all good spirits. And, the Primals warning Xisuma about his own BROTHER too? How can he trust them? And how can he believe some of the outrageous things he learns about his Hermits? But who can he trust? Whose side? (dissonance • noun • a tension or clash resulting from the combination of two disharmonious or unsuitable elements.) Started writing- June 16, 2024 Finished writing- First published- July 19, 2024 Finished publishing-

Grian woke up. Something was wrong. They were in the woods. (Art is not mine) D.I.D. Grian AU

[posted to AO3 aswell] A hermitcraft Au The watchers have been missing for a while, no one knows why. though Pearl and Grian are suddenly hybrids? somethings off..

Grian and the rest of the council have faced battle after battle, running on empty. Each battle has become harder than the last and their luck may just run out. The whole world as they know it is at stake by those who have been brought back and someone from Grian's own past. The end is near and it's time to see if the council can make sure that peace will continue throughout the Main World and the surrounding servers. Will the Hermits finally find out the truth? Whose lives will be lost? Book 5 of 'When the Past Comes Back to Haunt Us' Previous: Trust

Strange things are happening around the rift and the server decides to destroy it. Grian blows it up under order of Xisuma. Nothing can go wrong after that right, especially not if a little piece of the rift infects Grian. (Season 9 Hermitcraft) note: all the art is made by me^^

There are inhuman creatures lurking among us... I came up with a month of monster-themed prompts during the summer. Now I'm posting one short fanfic per day for all of October. Happy Halloween~

Grian has found refuge and safety in Hermitcraft. However, his past is quickly catching up to him, and with it comes the pain that he's been trying so desperately to hide. As Grian tries to run from his past, he runs into something much more dangerous: the truth. #1 in watchers - 4/5/22 #1 in grian - 4/23/22 #1 in evo - 6/3/22 #3 in hermitcraft - 9/2/24

This is a Hermitcraft Prison Au I came up with at 1 am. Feedback is always helpful and yes, I'm still doing oneshots. Updates will vary based on how busy I am. Hermitshipping but never ship the ccs