Ewjon Stories

Edd, Matt, and Tom have a brand new roommate that they didn't agree to. All they know is that the spirit in their home is a little scary. {The end never happened, this isn't about the real people, eddsworld belongs to its rightful owner}

this is just some one shots

thes'll be good i promise u.. uhhhhhhhhh also i just chose a random image for the book. i drew it. if u wanna see more of my stuff, my instagram is @prxncekxsses. im way more active on there than i am on here or on tumblr i'll write in here on the side of my other fics n stuff also !! the only ships ill be doing in this book are:: TordEdd ToMatt EduarJon Paultryk Carybdis (OC) x Todd (Neighbor Tord) Bing x Larry Yuu x Yanov (Maybe??) thank u for reading dis shit!!

Gay gay gay Queer queer queer Tom can be a dick And that's just how it goes 😳✌️

I got bored, okay?

[REQUESTS OPEN]

The eddsworld gang gets into so crazy stuff, but some things can actually happen. How would they deal with something like a earthquake? Here I'll be making one-shots that describe disasters, how to react to them though the characters actions and what not to do! So come on, let's follow our beloved boys as they survive the impossible. Oh, and I never said that they'd just be surviving the natural disasters. So let's see them as the last people on earth, or getting eaten by a whale, eh?

The year is 1979 and Jon White just can't catch a break. Eveyone treats him like garbage, Teachers, students, neighbors, and even his fanatically religious father, Eduardo, seems more preoccupied beating the bible into Jon than being a good father. After one humiliating prank goes too far though popular kid Edd Snell is determined to make amends, He even asks his best friend Matt to take Jon to their senior prom to make him feel better, and for once, things seems like they might turn okay for Jon. What none of their class mates know though is that something is growing inside of Jon, a strange power to move objects three times his weight with just his mind, and it seems to only get stronger the more he uses it. What will happen when Jon's biggest bully, Tord Hargenson, partners up with the town deliquent, Tom Nolan, to try and turn prom night into a prom nightmare for Jon? Read this terrifying tale od revenge to find out, and witness the DESTRUCTION! It'll be a night you'll never forget. ;) TW: child abuse, homophobia, no happy ending, main character death, religious trauma, animal death

After the incident with the robot Tord dicided he was going to apologize, but not to who you think, will his encounter with Eduardo and Mark go well? What will Tord think we he got help from a familiar face? Will they forgive him for what he did to Jon, or will they refuse to, what happens if everything goes well but Edd tom and matt find out Tord is with them? What will happen? Well why don't you find out yourself?.... (⚠️Warning⚠️) This book includes Bad Language, Blood,possibly Gore self harm/self doubt/an similar stuff And probably a few other things that I won't list yet (♥️Ships♥️?) I'm still not sure- but maybe? If so- Tord would be sub lol-

//Discontinued// Edd has been living alone in a small town near London. Tom and Tord, his two friends, moved away together when they hooked up. Edd had been happy for them at the time, but eventually he began to loathe them from leaving. The house was always too quiet. Everything had a cold feeling to it. He missed them. What if he found something that could fill the emptiness in his heart.

[DISCONTINUED/ABANDONED/FELL OUT OF THE FANDOM] Jon survived the Robot Attack. It was a miracle! Of course with surviving a traumatic event, there comes a whole lot of emotional struggles. //Possible JonxEduardo// //Todd isn't in this because he doesn't have a defined canon character// TW: depression, suicide attempt

-Infrequent updates- -Oneshots- -(Credit to the artist of the cover; Artist unknown)-

!!DISCONTINUED!! Just one-shots I come up with, based off roleplay, and/or requested. I do not do nsfw or XReaders I might take requests in the future Most of these are based off roleplay with my friend, @SamshineXBlade They're not the best one-shots you'll find, but I try to write haha If there are spelling or grammer issues, please tell me. Enjoy??? //I also have no idea how to tag? Cover art by: SachikoChii on Eddsworld Amino

⚠DISCLAIMERS⚠ {THIS STORY CONTAINS PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE, AS WELL AS DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM} {This story takes place before and during The End.} {The reader is a female, sorry guys and non-bionary pals.} {Any art/music that is used in this book do not belong to me unless said otherwise.} {This story will contain things that the author personally ships, such as MattEdd and Paultryk.} {Updates will be slow!} {The author may fall out of the Eddsworld fandom, but they will let you readers know if they do so before either putting this book on hold, or discontinuing it.} --- Crazy. Psychotic. Sadistic. These a were the names [Y/N] was called daily, and she hated it. It made her life so difficult, all because of old highschool rumors. To escape them, she moved to England, where she hoped they wouldn't follow. Unfortunately, one of her classmates had followed, wanting to make her life a living hell. [Y/N], oblivious to this person, moved into a new home, living across the street from two houses, of whom seem to hate each other. Tom - Blue Hoodie Matt - Purple Hoodie (Also Green Overcoat?) Edd - Green Hoodie The nice ones. The ones who tend to invite her over the most to either draw, shoot harpoons, or watch Matt admire himself a bit too much. Jon - Blue Button-Up Mark - Purple Sweater Eduardo - Green Dress Shirt The... tsunderes. All except for... Jon. Jon, the innocent one who revealed to not actually want to insult his neighbors. He's too pure for his own good, especially in his household. He's insulted and abused by Eduardo a lot, and it made [Y/N] frustrated. Though, she knew if she intervened, she'd somehow make it worse. So, she stayed out of it. For Jon's sake, and hers. --- {1780 words in this description, including this}

You and your bestie rin needed to move out of your old house and one of your friends Eduardo let you stay at his house. You soon develop feelings for one of his roommates...

A clumsy, anxiety-riddled human who fell into a cave. A chained-up giant who can't remember his own name. And a mystery that goes deeper than either of them could assume. ------------ ⚠️TRIGGERS⚠️: -Abuse -Blood -Strong language -Death and dead bodies - Mentions of rape (It's only once but still) (Eddsworld belongs to Edd Gould and other rightful owners.) (Todd isn't in this story, fuck that guy.) (Cover drawn by me, do not steal!)

I don't know if there is an au similar to this but still. This is an au where Jon's grave was grave robbed by an army known as green army. Who to everyone's understanding of the army the green army is trying to figure out how to revive the dead. They decided to see with Jon's corpse if a body getting possessed by a monster would bring it back to life. They find out it can but instead of the person who owns the body being the main controller of there body it is what possessed them. This makes it so that Jon now is back to life but has barely any control of himself. All he can do is watch as his monster side harms and kills others. He manages to find out its name is Ripple overtime. Now, the green army uses Jon's monster side to help them in battle.

An Eddsworld one-shot book..! In this there will be both ships and xReader one-shots. That's honestly all I have to say. Enjoy the book!

I'm a dickerdoodle and I can't update my stories on time. Enjoy the stuff that I think about but can't fit into a fanfic. There might be some one shots, but I dunno. Cover art by me ;)