Ewpatryck Stories

TW:Abuse, blood, violence, graphic details, etc Eddsworld Lab AU! Now I know others have done lab aus and the ones I looked at to make sure I hadnt accidentally copied anyone didnt look like mine but i couldnt find much on the topic- didnt look like anyone had tried this take on it! So yeah this is my Au! Not saying I created the idea of a lab au. But in this au is where tom and tord are little hybrids and are kept in a lab! until they are eventaully saved! but read to find out the rest! P.S I wanted to wait till I had more chapters ready to post BUT I wanted to know yalls take on this and if youd want to hear more! plus if any fan art if ever sent id put them at the end of chapters but I doubt this will do that well 😅 ALSO I ONLY ship the characters and not the real people!!

The year is 1979 and Jon White just can't catch a break. Eveyone treats him like garbage, Teachers, students, neighbors, and even his fanatically religious father, Eduardo, seems more preoccupied beating the bible into Jon than being a good father. After one humiliating prank goes too far though popular kid Edd Snell is determined to make amends, He even asks his best friend Matt to take Jon to their senior prom to make him feel better, and for once, things seems like they might turn okay for Jon. What none of their class mates know though is that something is growing inside of Jon, a strange power to move objects three times his weight with just his mind, and it seems to only get stronger the more he uses it. What will happen when Jon's biggest bully, Tord Hargenson, partners up with the town deliquent, Tom Nolan, to try and turn prom night into a prom nightmare for Jon? Read this terrifying tale od revenge to find out, and witness the DESTRUCTION! It'll be a night you'll never forget. ;) TW: child abuse, homophobia, no happy ending, main character death, religious trauma, animal death

After the robot accident, Tord is taken into recovery. When he wakes up, nothing is going to be the same because the army he once commanded is gone... Hi, I'm Zepi! This is my first book, so yeah, it might be a little cringe 😅 But I really like the story, and I hope you'll give it a chance and enjoy it as much as I do. Note: The characters belong to Eddsworld, not to me.I don't own them-I'm only using them in a fictional story and shipping the characters for fun (pls tell me if u like the story so ı can write🥲.)

This idea was originally my friend jakes, who came up with the possible back story of Matt struggling to find a way to help Tom live through the eminent cancer he had in his eyes, but the only way to help him is to ask tord, AKA red leader, who they currently are forming a resistance against. Being too kind, tord accepts, under the conditions that matt and Edd go through and finish every trial he throws at them.

ᎻᎬ'Ꮪ Ꭺ ᏞᏆᎪᎡ, ᏴᏌᎢ ᎻᎬ ᎠᏆᎠN'Ꭲ KNᎾᏔ. DISCLAIMER: this is , and I cannot stress this enough , not canon to the actual story . please , do not confuse this for the canon storyline . paul and patryck are NOT together in the real timeline . thanks :)

Started 17/1/22 Finished 11/4/22 "Just a couple of dudes being guys" "A couple of guys being dudes" "Just a couple of dudes being gay" "show me your dick Patr-" And thats how Paul fucked his friend and long time crush Patryk. Drunken, sluggish, music blasting into their ears, they went to the nearest guest room. The next morning they wake up shocked and questioning their own sanity and how people will react to what they did, and the biggest surprise for the both of them is that they liked the touch that the other one gave them, they didn't mind but how were they going to explain to eachother how they were feeling?. *or for short just me making that's kinda gay jokes, its not gay if we have socks on and just guys being bros. And not really taking this book seriously bc i just want to write stupid shit i n it :D if you want to see how i actually write look at my Eddsworld oneshots Enjoy lol ❤

heya guys so this is just s quick little story I wrote in class for a re-write of ' Paul Revere's ride' but, red army themed. Now before you start yelling at me, Yes, I put pat's last name as Gould. YES, I KNOW. That was in fact, Edd's last name. Reason being because it wouldn't let me put Pat's real last name for some odd reason. Yes, I probably will continue it at some point. Eeeeehhhh just not right now because school and all that.... so enjoy!

Hello! Welcome to my TomTord oneshots! I'm allowing request and it's all going to be fluff.

It's been 4 years since the robot incident with Tord, Tom, Matt, and Edd made an rebellion because of the red army and the others, everything was going all so great, until...... 💝 [I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS UNLESS THEY ARE MY OC'S,] 💖 Show : Eddsworld. By : Edd Gould 💚 Main Characters : 💙❤💜💚 Edd 💚 Matt 💜 Tom 💙 Tord ❤ Tallest To Shortest : Matt (6'1 Feet) 💜 Tord (5'11 and a half Feet) ❤ Edd (5'8 Feet) 💚 Tom (5'7 and a half Feet) 💙 Start : May 23 2019 💘 End : ??????❣ I do not own any of the pictures in the cover, I only edited it 💕 Warning : Uncensored swearing 💗 If you do not like Tomtord or gay stuff, then leave 🖤 Hope you enjoy the book 💙❤❤💙

this is the biggest crossover in history gamers what if eddsworld was danganronpa? what if eddsworld was a killing game? what if everyone in eddsworld was forced to kill eachother? what if eddsworld characters had ultimate talents? disclaimer: im writing this as a joke please don't come at me lol. also in case you are wondering this has no spoilers for danganronpa and you don't have to have any prior knowledge of danganronpa to understand this. this is not a shipping story thus there will be no tomtord, eddmatt, paultryk, or whatever the fuck you ship since i dont support shipping real live people you sickos. cover art is by silvia woods

I didn't even mean to join this fucking fandom

It's been 2 years after "the End". Tord had lost one of his arms and became one eye blind.He couldn't forgive him self for what he had done to his friends, especially Tom. When he comes back to apologize it's not what he expected..... (This is-TomTord and EddMatt. Sorry for my bad English it's not my first Language)

Regrets stick like needles.. What are you going to do when you almost blow up your friends and then hide? Maybe... it's just a simple apology or a test of trust..

This entire story is basically just me, having seen a piece of art on Tumblr, rereading Gerard Way's The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys and getting an idea that may or may not be a good thing? Set in a futuristic world similar to the one in Killjoys, but a bit less cynical. (If that makes sense) Please note that I've done absolutely no planning for this, have no idea when it will update or where I'm going, and the only ships in it are the ones that are confirmed to be canon. This means only Paultryck and Kim&Katya, whose ship name I don't know, and from what I've heard, Eduardo&Laurel is also canon(?), though I'm not sure if the neighbors will actually be in this much. Again, haven't planned anything! All I can say for sure is I won't kill any of the main cast, and this will revolve around the original four, namely Edd, Tom, Matt and Tord, with pre-The End designs (read as, "I like edgy Tord with darker hair"). Essentially it's their designs from Spares. Rated PG-13 to possibly M depending on where you live for gore/death and swearing-I'm not really one for gruesome details though so I try to keep the gory stuff a bit vague. You can always ask me about how bad it is before reading if you're worried it'll upset you, my inbox is always open.

Tord brings in Tori and Edd is a bit anxious meeting a female ever since his mother passed away when he was a toddler. Later on in the story Edd sees how rude and cruel Tori is so he doesn't like her that much. Tord uses this machine gun and accidentally pulls the trigger towards Tori that made her into a teenager again. Read for more!

thes'll be good i promise u.. uhhhhhhhhh also i just chose a random image for the book. i drew it. if u wanna see more of my stuff, my instagram is @prxncekxsses. im way more active on there than i am on here or on tumblr i'll write in here on the side of my other fics n stuff also !! the only ships ill be doing in this book are:: TordEdd ToMatt EduarJon Paultryk Carybdis (OC) x Todd (Neighbor Tord) Bing x Larry Yuu x Yanov (Maybe??) thank u for reading dis shit!!

I do not own this image I found it on tumblr (ikr white trash right here xD) Link; https://www.tumblr.com/search/future%20tomtord Thats the original image since I do not own it x I may do my own cover art in the future though xo Warning! - I may have it contain smut (Maybe since I cant write it and reading it makes me cringe and close my laptop or throw my phone xD so fuck my life ) It'll also contain swearing so if you dislike that shit stop reading the bio it contains swears and if your innocent delete this app and go with your real friends and be innocent until you realise the horrible truth so enjoy being innocent while you can xo Mature content will be off for now but if i decide to make this a smut I will turn it on for ya dirty sinners (I say that when I'd be the one writing the fucking smut xD)