Ewpatryck Stories

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!!DISCONTINUED!! Just one-shots I come up with, based off roleplay, and/or requested. I do not do nsfw or XReaders I might take requests in the future Most of these are based off roleplay with my friend, @SamshineXBlade They're not the best one-shots you'll find, but I try to write haha If there are spelling or grammer issues, please tell me. Enjoy??? //I also have no idea how to tag? Cover art by: SachikoChii on Eddsworld Amino

Es verdad, a veces dudo y me pregunto como soldado si lo que hago es correcto o es solo algo para complacer a mis superiores. "Mantente con vida" Esa era mi premisa básica y entonces mi talón de alquiles llego...idiota, desastroso e inocente, son cualidades de la persona que pudo matarme y en cambio me salvo, supongo que a veces estas seguro de lo que haces y de como reaccionas porque algo dentro de ti que lo grita.

♡Sum of my headconons♡

Yay an everything book! one shots,mini books,role play,texting group chats,texting,pictures,asks?and dares? (Maybe),and requests! Have fun with this stupid book!

(Just a story to try and get a happier ending to "The End"... ) A year has passed after the incident with the robot. Edd, Matt, and Tom are still best buds in their new apartments. But a faint memory begins to rise from forgotten ashes as the new neighbors settle in... Cover art by me btw (uwu) Warning⚠⚠⚠ Possible self-harm, depressing content, and tragedy!!!

It's only been 2 years since the zombie apocalypse has started and honestly Pay is so happy to find his brother until.. . |Small one shot by me, inspired by the zombie au| !!GORE WARNING!! (P. S. So i fucked up the order in which part was published and now i found out i posted the end before the beginning. So enjoy reading the beginning!)

(discontinued) There's an urban legend about the woods on the outskirts of Edd, Matt, and Tords hometown, they say that there's a monster that lives there. To enforce the legend, there have been reports of missing hikers that entered those woods and never came back. nobody has dared to go into those woods for half a decade until two friends decided to propose a wager. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to my second eddsworld book :), here are some things I must verify: 1. This is a fluff book, there is going to be no smut and cussing is at a minimum. There is going to be fluff things like kissing, cuddling, etc. 2. if you do not like gay/LGBT stories then this is not one for you 3. I upload on weekends and sometimes during the week (basically when I'm not busy with school) 4. My writing skills are not perfect, so please don't judge 5. Make sure to follow, vote and tell me what you think of my fanfic :D

Paultryck angst. I really, really love them. I might rewrite it, who knows.

I do not own this image I found it on tumblr (ikr white trash right here xD) Link; https://www.tumblr.com/search/future%20tomtord Thats the original image since I do not own it x I may do my own cover art in the future though xo Warning! - I may have it contain smut (Maybe since I cant write it and reading it makes me cringe and close my laptop or throw my phone xD so fuck my life ) It'll also contain swearing so if you dislike that shit stop reading the bio it contains swears and if your innocent delete this app and go with your real friends and be innocent until you realise the horrible truth so enjoy being innocent while you can xo Mature content will be off for now but if i decide to make this a smut I will turn it on for ya dirty sinners (I say that when I'd be the one writing the fucking smut xD)

Tord brings in Tori and Edd is a bit anxious meeting a female ever since his mother passed away when he was a toddler. Later on in the story Edd sees how rude and cruel Tori is so he doesn't like her that much. Tord uses this machine gun and accidentally pulls the trigger towards Tori that made her into a teenager again. Read for more!

Ask Eddsworld!! •Tom •Edd •Matt •Paul •Patryk •Me!!

It has been a year ever since the accident happened. Tord thought it was time for him to pay his old friends a visit. Cover made by me! :) (Artwork used, not mine) Characters may be OOC! (Out Of Character) (Credit to Edd Gould for making such an amazing show :) ) {Possibly will be some smut/lemons/sins in the future! just a little heads up!}

Simply One-Shots. The following ships will be present: Paultryck (I respect the actual people, I only ship the characters) / TordMatt / TordEdd / TomMatt / TomEdd You can request certain One-Shots and AU's you'd like to see ^^

The year is 1979 and Jon White just can't catch a break. Eveyone treats him like garbage, Teachers, students, neighbors, and even his fanatically religious father, Eduardo, seems more preoccupied beating the bible into Jon than being a good father. After one humiliating prank goes too far though popular kid Edd Snell is determined to make amends, He even asks his best friend Matt to take Jon to their senior prom to make him feel better, and for once, things seems like they might turn okay for Jon. What none of their class mates know though is that something is growing inside of Jon, a strange power to move objects three times his weight with just his mind, and it seems to only get stronger the more he uses it. What will happen when Jon's biggest bully, Tord Hargenson, partners up with the town deliquent, Tom Nolan, to try and turn prom night into a prom nightmare for Jon? Read this terrifying tale od revenge to find out, and witness the DESTRUCTION! It'll be a night you'll never forget. ;) TW: child abuse, homophobia, no happy ending, main character death, religious trauma, animal death

Started 17/1/22 Finished 11/4/22 "Just a couple of dudes being guys" "A couple of guys being dudes" "Just a couple of dudes being gay" "show me your dick Patr-" And thats how Paul fucked his friend and long time crush Patryk. Drunken, sluggish, music blasting into their ears, they went to the nearest guest room. The next morning they wake up shocked and questioning their own sanity and how people will react to what they did, and the biggest surprise for the both of them is that they liked the touch that the other one gave them, they didn't mind but how were they going to explain to eachother how they were feeling?. *or for short just me making that's kinda gay jokes, its not gay if we have socks on and just guys being bros. And not really taking this book seriously bc i just want to write stupid shit i n it :D if you want to see how i actually write look at my Eddsworld oneshots Enjoy lol ❤

This is an eddsworld high school au. I know this has been done a lot but this is mine. Matt Mioron- An average student at Red High. Very Popular for his looks. Tord Rød- Knows the ins and outs of Red High. Smokes cigars. Known as Red leader. Edd Colua- A shy kind art student at World High. Very good student. Keeps to himself Tom Tomson- An alcoholic trying to get through World High. (Eddsworld does not belong to me, I do not own any of the characters in this book, they all belong to Edd Gould. I do not ship any of the real people, and only ship the characters) (All art is mine)

After the incident with the robot Tord dicided he was going to apologize, but not to who you think, will his encounter with Eduardo and Mark go well? What will Tord think we he got help from a familiar face? Will they forgive him for what he did to Jon, or will they refuse to, what happens if everything goes well but Edd tom and matt find out Tord is with them? What will happen? Well why don't you find out yourself?.... (⚠️Warning⚠️) This book includes Bad Language, Blood,possibly Gore self harm/self doubt/an similar stuff And probably a few other things that I won't list yet (♥️Ships♥️?) I'm still not sure- but maybe? If so- Tord would be sub lol-