Ewpatryk Stories

(FINALLY HAS A COVER WOOOOO) I always write smut to warm up (writing Complete Again takes a lot of preparation lol), so why not turn that into something you guys can enjoy?

Tord was perfectly happy with his old life living near the ocean. Steady job, good friends. But with a storm on the water and a nearly fatal accident, his old life had just been thrown into the sea. ---------- ⚠️POSSIBLE TRIGGERS⚠️ -Blood -Near death -Trauma -Strong language ---------- (Eddsworld belongs to Edd Gould and other rightful owners.) (Shipping characters, not the real people.) (Gonna draw a cover when I get the time, so I'm using a placeholder.)

It has been a year ever since the accident happened. Tord thought it was time for him to pay his old friends a visit. Cover made by me! :) (Artwork used, not mine) Characters may be OOC! (Out Of Character) (Credit to Edd Gould for making such an amazing show :) ) {Possibly will be some smut/lemons/sins in the future! just a little heads up!}

Tord brainwashes 80% of the UK to obey him. Edd, Matt, and Tom plan to do something about it. You know, like, kill him. ~~~ Hello! No warnings other than cursing and guns yet! This fic is meant to have no ships, but you can see it however you want, I won't get triggered if you comment "[shipname] moment oWo?" Cover art: By me! You can see all the versions on my Instagram MarineVolt! :^)

Tom hates Tord, Tord hates Tom. As simple as that, isn't it? Well, maybe not. Tom has a secret which he is unwilling to share, and is in constant fear someone might find out what it is, and who or what it is about.

Regrets stick like needles.. What are you going to do when you almost blow up your friends and then hide? Maybe... it's just a simple apology or a test of trust..

thes'll be good i promise u.. uhhhhhhhhh also i just chose a random image for the book. i drew it. if u wanna see more of my stuff, my instagram is @prxncekxsses. im way more active on there than i am on here or on tumblr i'll write in here on the side of my other fics n stuff also !! the only ships ill be doing in this book are:: TordEdd ToMatt EduarJon Paultryk Carybdis (OC) x Todd (Neighbor Tord) Bing x Larry Yuu x Yanov (Maybe??) thank u for reading dis shit!!

Just my book of Eddsworld Headcannons. They're just my opinions :P So uh, yeah. Enjoy I guess!

So, who ever were at the beginning I started this, I CHANGE MY MIND. IM NOT INSPIRED BY TRAITOR AU- or anymore at least. Oh yeah, if you decide to read this fanfic... prepare for LOTS of cringy end lines. I watch too much memes. And also terrible fluff. (Drawing by me) Summary: Pat is sitting in a park and spots someone who looks familiar. How does he react? By falling asleep. Lmao. What's next? WELL I DONT KNOW, well I do know, I'm the author. J-just read my fanfic please.

A year had passed since Tord destroyed the house, and wasn't seen again. But a nagging thought was left in Red Leaders mind since that day. That look of complete betrayal and hurt expressed by Matt. Something needed to be done about it, so think could go back to the way they were....Just As Before.

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Started 17/1/22 Finished 11/4/22 "Just a couple of dudes being guys" "A couple of guys being dudes" "Just a couple of dudes being gay" "show me your dick Patr-" And thats how Paul fucked his friend and long time crush Patryk. Drunken, sluggish, music blasting into their ears, they went to the nearest guest room. The next morning they wake up shocked and questioning their own sanity and how people will react to what they did, and the biggest surprise for the both of them is that they liked the touch that the other one gave them, they didn't mind but how were they going to explain to eachother how they were feeling?. *or for short just me making that's kinda gay jokes, its not gay if we have socks on and just guys being bros. And not really taking this book seriously bc i just want to write stupid shit i n it :D if you want to see how i actually write look at my Eddsworld oneshots Enjoy lol ❤

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this is the biggest crossover in history gamers what if eddsworld was danganronpa? what if eddsworld was a killing game? what if everyone in eddsworld was forced to kill eachother? what if eddsworld characters had ultimate talents? disclaimer: im writing this as a joke please don't come at me lol. also in case you are wondering this has no spoilers for danganronpa and you don't have to have any prior knowledge of danganronpa to understand this. this is not a shipping story thus there will be no tomtord, eddmatt, paultryk, or whatever the fuck you ship since i dont support shipping real live people you sickos. cover art is by silvia woods

Ask Eddsworld!! •Tom •Edd •Matt •Paul •Patryk •Me!!

Don't take this too seriously, this is a joke book. uwu After Talking Tom broke up with Peppa Pig, he has to find a new place to live, so he epically lives with Edd and the bois. But then, he begins to liek Tom because yes. THIS STORY ALSO INCLUDES A LOT OF MATT X MATT

This idea was originally my friend jakes, who came up with the possible back story of Matt struggling to find a way to help Tom live through the eminent cancer he had in his eyes, but the only way to help him is to ask tord, AKA red leader, who they currently are forming a resistance against. Being too kind, tord accepts, under the conditions that matt and Edd go through and finish every trial he throws at them.