Exocrack Stories

shit exo says

click click to the bang bang click clack to the pow the same story as before, but now on a different account because of some bullshit

There is no clear reason why his hyungs thought a cat would be a good birthday present. Jongin doesn't even like cats but, with things disappearing all over the dorm and accusing eyes turning towards him, he soon has far bigger problems to worry about. Background knowledge of EXO as a band is not required to understand the plot, but it does make it more interesting. *excerpt* Jongin remembered the last time he had pet fur like that, and rubbed the scar on his arm absentmindedly. Could they really have been crazy enough to have gotten him a cat? He looked towards his hyungs as if for answer, and nodded to himself. Yep. They were definitely crazy enough. *end excerpt* Okay, so this was supposed to be like 5 parts, but it ended being twice as long, so, sorry? Or, you're welcome. Whichever you prefer ^_^

EXO doing stupid things...like always Jealousy is a disease BITCH *COVER FREQUENTLY CHANGES*

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

//or sehun's ass. it's a part 2 to BAEKHYUN'S FACE. we herpoo need to make this a herpooing series. (BOOK 2 OF THE GABBY MESSES AROUND SERIES)