Extremesarcasm Stories

"Special Agent Conri Valko, reporting in." "Afternoon, Agent! The reason I requested your attendance was for a rather special mission. You see, I've sent various other agents on the same mission, all of which had turned up M.I.A..." "Go on." "You will be partaking in a solo mission, a recovery mission where you will infiltrate an off-the-grid island off the coast of Spain. Your primary objective it to locate and recover Condor One, a.k.a. Special Agent Leon Scott Kennedy, as well as any surviving agents you may come across." "What's so special about this "Leon" guy? And why was he on such a remote island in the first place, if you don't mind me asking, sir." "I'm glad you asked, Agent! Those are all good questions, and I have answers for all of them." Callsign Gryphon is told from the first person-perspective of D.E.M.O Field Agent Conri Valko, who has been tasked with the mission of recovering none other than Leon S. Kennedy, a U.S Special Agent who had rescued & escorted Ashley Graham, the U.S President's daughter, to the escort point. Little detail is known about what happened, but one thing led to another, and the helicopter was forced to leave Leon on the island. Despite all of Roost's attempts of contacting him, they were unable to establish a connection, presumably being cut from his side, due to unknown reasons. Conri, a.k.a Callsign Gryphon (when being addressed over the communication servers), had been given helpful information from their team regarding the island, it's history, and it's inhabitants. Whilst going through the files they are given, they had a feeling there may be something bigger going on here than they first thought. **NOTICE:** I do NOT own any of the characters (excluding Conri Valko) from the RESIDENT EVIL 4 GAME, ALL RIGHTS GO TO CAPCOM & THEIR ASSOCIATES.

"Can I leave now?" I asked. "Are you sure you want to?" He purred with a crooked grin. Most girls would have swooned, but I'm not most girls. "Go away." ~~~ Meet me, Alison Juarez, a sarcastic, antisocial, and highly-opinionated girl who would rather stay at home and watch Lord of the Rings than go out and hang with a bunch of my peers, or, affectionately described by me as "drunk, sweaty, stupid, nutcase teenagers". Enter Mr. Hot Stuff, the most popular, and according to popular opinion (though not mine) the hottest guy in school, and a peculiar game with even more peculiar tasks, and what do you get? Alison Jaurez playing a stupid game with a guy she doesn't even want to give the time of day to. Isn't that reason enough to start reading this thing? (If not, there are Harry Potter references) ~ *on hold indefinitely, probably forever ngl

Juno Zelder is in a world where the most amazing and horrible creatures roam the land killing, fighting for survival- the king included amongst these beasts. He rules with an iron grip over crime ridden counties, cities, towns, villages, the mythical creatures and happiness of childhood are barely kept alive, the rebellion of people and creatures alike are stronger than ever. This place is both amazing and treacherous, Juno reaches the age of 20 without dying via random dragon attack and such as the wonders of her world, and she is recruited as an assassin and guard for the palace. As someone who knows her way around the kingdom's underground, what trouble will Juno get herself into? "It'll be fun?" She said.