Eyeroll Stories

Aimi isn't really a thing with boys, but the new student, is a burst of 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮.

This book is about all the things we hate, our pet peeves and things that annoy us to no end. There will obviously be slightly explicit language, so don't read if it will cause offence. There are two writers on this book, and we will make clear who is writing and who isn't. Have fun reading, and if you have a pet peeve, tell us and we will write about it.

The best story ever.

La balle me touche violemment dans l'épaule et je m'écrase au sol. J'entends déjà Louis courir vers moi. - " Bah putain, tu fais pas du football pour rien toi. Allez arrête de simuler Dixon" Je me relève difficilement et lui montre mon majeur, je me dirige vers les vestiaires, m'attendant à ce qu'ils soient vides je ne fais pas attention. Après 2 minutes je me retourne afin d'utiliser le miroir et c'est à ce moment que je remarque une blonde. -" C'est toi Sasha ?" me demande-t-elle. J'affirme -" Tu veux quoi ?" -" T'es sensé me montrer l'école je suis nouvelle." Je laisse échapper un petit rire, pas que ça à faire moi. Je lui souris, montre le vestiaire d'un geste de mains et lui dit - " Voici les vestiaires, tu t'en sortiras solo pour le reste" Sur ces mots je quitte les vestiaires.

One very embarrassing, awkward yet empty girl living life... Nothing changes until she meets him.

She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her school, u see restrictions here and there, but does the teen heart want to stay locked up in the ribcage? The high school drama begins, once the little teen heart flies away to explore, along with 20 more little hearts of Lakehead. Witness the magic of friendship, love, unity, unknown feelings, hatred and jealousy packed inside one small area of Bangladesh. And at the end, let the Angels win

Seriously, it's 2017, it's starting to get real irritating when I see women body shaming each other..........

Just some of my thoughts

Down deep in the midst of mystery and wonder lies a place few have seen. A place where frogs sing reveries of beauty and lost pilgrims. A place where children go to play and wayward souls go to wander. A mysterious place, called the Unknown. Where long-forgotten wishes wipe away canon endings and bring forth better, darker and more emotional adventures than ever before.

This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.

"That's none of your business." "So what are we gonna do then...?" "Except being total assholes to eachother?" For a school project, Robyn Hill has to work together with Blake Moore, a guy she can't stand. When things tend to get better, his secrets cause problems. Eventually she has to do him a favor that will turn her life upside down.

This is all the Over the Garden Wall songs. I hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading. All the credit goes to Patrick McHale.

I'll say this once. I'll say this twice. I'll say this a million times if I have to. You do not want to be a book character. And I hear the whiny voice of an annoying person asking, why? I'll give you the answer. Maybe it's not so bad for the other sectors but when you're the main character in a book exploding with clichés and written by a writer with an empty space for a brain, let me tell you this one thing. It straight up sucks. Welcome to my life. Cue explosion sounds in the background that represent my life. And yes, I am that dramatic.

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

❝ 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 , 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ❞

ˋ₊˚. ━ " 𝒇𝒂𝒕-𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 " ━ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒎 •༉‧₊˚✧

This is story about highschool life. Regina George and her group helped me make this so one of the characters is named after her! I hope you enjoy and comment if you want a chapter 2

Wattpad is just infiltrated with cliche's and cheesy shit, so here's a book where you get the pleasure of reading my bitchy complaints about them (: I also request topics if you want.

The squad book duh.