Eyeroll Stories

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really...

It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been a...

Was it really a dream, or could it be something much, much more? Yes, this is a true OTGW (and infinite eyerolls) fanfic XD Try it out, see if you like it. If you do...

A one shot about Wirt seeing Beatrice again, except that Beatrice is a human, and Wirt's become a train wreck. Inspired by the song The Lightning Strikes (What If This S...

Aimi isn't really a thing with boys, but the new student, is a burst of 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮.

Down deep in the midst of mystery and wonder lies a place few have seen. A place where frogs sing reveries of beauty and lost pilgrims. A place where children go to play...

Couples therapy... but they aren't a couple? "I think it'll be a great way to pass time." "Isn't that kind of, evil?" "And?"

⚠HUGE WARNING TO WHOEVER READS THIS!!!⚠ THIS IS T.R.A.S.H!! THE HOLIEST OF THE HOLY WOULD CUSS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! Sorry about that, but just know, if somebody ha...

This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.

I'll say this once. I'll say this twice. I'll say this a million times if I have to. You do not want to be a book character. And I hear the whiny voice of an annoying pe...

Seriously, it's 2017, it's starting to get real irritating when I see women body shaming each other..........

The best story ever.

This is story about highschool life. Regina George and her group helped me make this so one of the characters is named after her! I hope you enjoy and comment if you wan...

One very embarrassing, awkward yet empty girl living life... Nothing changes until she meets him.

A book with a little a bit of everything⁂ Btw.... I can't control some of the stuff i write so if you see something dumb. . . ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵒˡˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ⁱᵗ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Everything, and I do mean everything. ©fxkmattyhealy

She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her sc...

❝ 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 , 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ❞

So I kind of got this idea from TheShipMaster1 and their story Ahsoka and Plo - Oneshots. Please go check that out if you haven't. It's super good. So this is basically...