Eyerolls Stories

This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her school, u see restrictions here and there, but does the teen heart want to stay locked up in the ribcage? The high school drama begins, once the little teen heart flies away to explore, along with 20 more little hearts of Lakehead. Witness the magic of friendship, love, unity, unknown feelings, hatred and jealousy packed inside one small area of Bangladesh. And at the end, let the Angels win

It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been almost a year and she hasn't stopped thinking about a certain boy who once wore a red cone on his head. And she was going to do something about it. (Also on Fanfiction.net) [UPDATE 3/3017: WILL BE WORKED ON AGAIN. LINK TO NEW STORY IS ON THE LAST CHAPTER!]

seventeen year old Harry is a spoilt brat from multi-billionaire parents Mr and Mrs Washington. His parents are tired of is attitude and so send him into boarding school for his high school education. Then Harry gets abducted

A book with a little a bit of everything⁂ Btw.... I can't control some of the stuff i write so if you see something dumb. . . ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵒˡˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ⁱᵗ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aimi isn't really a thing with boys, but the new student, is a burst of 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮.

Down deep in the midst of mystery and wonder lies a place few have seen. A place where frogs sing reveries of beauty and lost pilgrims. A place where children go to play and wayward souls go to wander. A mysterious place, called the Unknown. Where long-forgotten wishes wipe away canon endings and bring forth better, darker and more emotional adventures than ever before.

Seriously, it's 2017, it's starting to get real irritating when I see women body shaming each other..........

Wattpad is just infiltrated with cliche's and cheesy shit, so here's a book where you get the pleasure of reading my bitchy complaints about them (: I also request topics if you want.

A one shot about Wirt seeing Beatrice again, except that Beatrice is a human, and Wirt's become a train wreck. Inspired by the song The Lightning Strikes (What If This Storm Ends?) by Snow Patrol.

⚠️UNDER HEAVY EDITING⚠️ How much do you think your life can change within Twenty Four Hours? ~ Meet Emily Grayson: Funny, smart, sarcastic, pretty, and most especially kind. The best part is that she never gets angry... or is it a bad thing? What happens when she's pushed to do things she's never done before? What happens when lives are on the line and only she can save them? What if even after giving her all she still can't save everybody? Well good questions cause the answers are all ready, but remember, not all good questions have good answers....

I just hate it when human beings annoy me. It sucks when it is petty stuff that you can't tell anyone as well. Big debates or petty arguments, all my rants will be typed up into here.

ˋ₊˚. ━ " 𝒇𝒂𝒕-𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 " ━ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒎 •༉‧₊˚✧

❝ 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 , 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ❞

The squad book duh.

Just some of my thoughts

One very embarrassing, awkward yet empty girl living life... Nothing changes until she meets him.

This book is about all the things we hate, our pet peeves and things that annoy us to no end. There will obviously be slightly explicit language, so don't read if it will cause offence. There are two writers on this book, and we will make clear who is writing and who isn't. Have fun reading, and if you have a pet peeve, tell us and we will write about it.