Facepalm Stories

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Where as most stories begin with tales of the ancient days, stories long forgotten and filled with wonderful myths... this isn't one of those. This is a story about 2 brothers, a nerd, a boy who doesn't know who his father is, and a valley chick who believes that "cage free lettuce" exists. While yes, there moments excitement and suspense, this is a real life story. One not based on leaping tall buildings in single bounds, running faster than light or having a particular garment that contains obscene amounts of gadgetry what almost holds up your pants. What you are about to read isn't filled with delusions of grandeur. It's filled with moments that will bring a singular word to mind; "same'. For these characters will not just be remembered for their epic successes, but the copious amounts of hilarious blunders.

Siri is one of the most amazing things in the world. Period.

Just some memes that can make your day a little bit brighter. I hope that you're going to enjoy this book.💖

Hi! Erm... This is basically a collection of awkward moments.

Whatzzz up, cupcakes! Nah, ain't Coach Hedge here, but the crazy, hypes fangirl, @STARZ2977. Yh, this is wonderful shizz stuff where Persassy Jackson gets all his sassy power on u ^ ^ Anyhoo, plz, enjoy! :) Credit to @mickey1763 for the fab cover!

Prepare yourself for the cringe.

Hi! So, just what the title says, really. Remember, this is JUST MY OPINIONS and it may contradict what A LOT of people think, but other parts might be better. If you don't like one thing that I say, PLEASE don't stop reading just because of it. Disclaimer: a lot of Rick Riordan's characters (duh) and if I say something similar to what someone else did, I'm sorry and I probably wasn't trying to copy them. Thanks and please read!

Ally Carter has moved 5 times in 7 years, all because of her mother. You see her mother can get bored... very easily. That is why once she has started McKinley High she worries that her mother might want to move again, even though she is having the time of her life. She has joined the Cheerios, Glee, she has tons of friends, her grades are excellent and she has a best friend, Blaine. But when she gets feelings for Blaine she starts to worry as 1) He is gay. 2) She has a boyfriend. 3) He doesn't like her back, not even a tiny bit. Or is that all wrong? Join Ally in her adventure of love, worry, heartbreak, humor, fun, friends and friendship! This is a Glee Fan Fiction ~~~

Wendy's cousin comes to live with her being the young troublemaker she is,because her parents needed space. It's been a year since everything that happened, last summer. Now dipper and Mabel will return to Gravity Falls, Oregon to spend another delightful summer with their grunkle Stan and his brother Stanford. However, the twins have changed, has Dipper's feelings for Wendy changed as well? What will happen when they meet Wendy's cousin? Will Mabel's friends be different too?

Fear. That is what sets people apart from being a hero or being a villain. You are only a villain because of fear, you could never have become a hero. You disgusted yourself and everyone around you... until someone looked at you with curiosity...

This is a mostly true story of me and my girlfriend lina.

My face is a book

Everyone hates the clichés. The overpowered, invincible, super-gorgeous, super-kind, super-awesome OC that falls in love with everyone and is an absolute, definite Mary Sue/Stu. They have a perfect story and everybody loves them (except the mean-old-bad-guy that the OC valiantly defeats.) Well, how about I show you what NOT TO DO in your MARVEL Fanfiction?

@MaplePocky asked me to do this. Why?