Facepalm Stories

These are just some moments that happen to me that I think are funny, embarrassing or just worth writing about so I hope you like the situations I get in to! Also includes some rants for when I need to let off steam!

Memes and jokes and all the other stuff I found on my friend called the internet

All my life problems. The good, and the bad...

Title explains it all

𝘙𝘢𝘷𝘪 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 "Wait we can't sleep together? I thought it was in the contract?" "I'm dancing slow because you don't know what the word stop means!" "Maybe if you tried hard enough you'd actually get a win," "I would, but my dick is to big,"

lol yolo i am hanji

Just a random place where we take turns telling really weird stories from our pathetic lives ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Sorry for the really bad cover...blame me, this is trashcanhopper...) I'm riding on a unicorn ~ Cupcakkeislife4 No you're not... (*ノ_<*)

basically, this is us reacting to different things. ~Chaluce Buckle up cause things are going to get random. ~Ven Hey guys, Em here. Just like to note that due to us being in different time zones and with school right around the corner (well, for me), not everyone will be in all conversations.

Yeah.. Read the title

real life

We've all read that one OC fanfic that just really rubs us the wrong way. Too powerful, too perfect, too... UGH! I've compiled a book on some really, REALLY annoying KotLC fanfic moments. I made a KotLC one because I've seen too many PJO/HP/etc. ones to know that if I make one for those types of fanfictions it'll seem just about the same as all the others. Most bad fanfics have the same issues, and they're almost always MAJORLY annoying. Anyways, cheers! *PS* The Ciel facepalm cover doesn't actually have anything to do with the book... I just like his facepalm. =3 I don't take any credit for any of this, except for the little stories.

-help- This is cuteness.... - just a some Love and War one-shots....- Stay Neko my kitties!!

bunch of weird stories that make no sense whatsoever!! :D

...whateva

She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a popular, pink-loving blonde named Whitney, who takes a bad liking to Mary, all happening as her grieving family begins to fall apart. Mary Sue. She's nothing short of perfect.

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[Highest Ranking #1 in Non-Fiction] Archived Stories are collection of short stories which will make you cry, laugh, cringe, sigh, chuckle, grin, facepalm, blush etc etc. Note: I do not own most of the stories so credits to the owner.