Facepalm Stories

This is a book where i just rant about things, share cute/sexy pics and a lot of other shit of my favorite kpop idols. © SunshineAstro | 2016

Just some chats and FB updates between characters from SOTUS

Just a general collection of my thought and experiences. All nerdy, sarcastic, and relatable!

Just some stories about me

RUN! JUST RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Oh, you're staying? Ok. You are responsible for whatever happens to you from now on. Yes, because I'm not your nanny ;) If you're waiting for a description, stop wasting your time. Really. Look, even I don't know what's this book about. I can be very crazy and random when overthinking.... Sure you wanna stay? Then please keep your hands inside the vehicle. Put your sit belt on and remember your puke bag is under your sit. We're going on a ride.

((YOU DON'T NEED TO WAIT FOR ME TO APPROVE YOUR CHARACTER, GO CRAZY!!)) Your the son/daughter of a supernatural character and you have to follow in there footsteps

I'm not funny

Hi! So, just what the title says, really. Remember, this is JUST MY OPINIONS and it may contradict what A LOT of people think, but other parts might be better. If you don't like one thing that I say, PLEASE don't stop reading just because of it. Disclaimer: a lot of Rick Riordan's characters (duh) and if I say something similar to what someone else did, I'm sorry and I probably wasn't trying to copy them. Thanks and please read!

Random shit that gets said periodically. Do not judge//!! ((Real names not used))

Ok, so I'm just ranting about things that I think are dumb about fanfics, mine are dumb too but these are careless mistakes. I'm only trying to make ppl laugh, don't take it serious lmao

Description.

Fangirl stuff! Hi, we're five professional fangirls. In this book, each of us will update one weekday and we each specialize in a different fangirl theme. Hi! Hope here! I update on Mondays. I'm Tuesday! I mean, I'm Mai. Kate here! I reveal my awesomeness on Wednesday. I'm Robin, and you'll see me on Thursdays. I'm Amy! I'm here on Fridays. Follow us! We live off of our readers! We are so sorry for the inconvenience. We all are just really busy and under a lot of stress at school. Because of this, some of us have to rush to get a chapter up. We have decided for the best that until the summer comes and we have more free time, we will not post. This is to ensure the best of quality chapters for all of you wonderful people. We hope you understand. Bye. See you next summer. XHope, Ame, Kate, Mai, Robin (+Geoff, Artemis, Maybe Overlord?? and our fandom friends)

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 안녕하세요! ♥ It's me Sof! What's included in this book: ᴛᴀɢꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ (?) ᴘᴏᴇᴍꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴏɴ-ʙᴛꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴀꜱᴇꜱ! I hope you all enjoy :3 ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ 🎀 𝒷𝓎𝑒 𝒷𝓎𝑒 🎀 █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

Magnus finds a phone and guess what cute gender fluid it belongs to! btw it is not set in Valhalla they are just normal people and stuff and also this is really crappy so just deal with it because yee.

These are just some moments that happen to me that I think are funny, embarrassing or just worth writing about so I hope you like the situations I get in to! Also includes some rants for when I need to let off steam!