Being a retired race horse is tough. No one rides you. You just sit there in the pasture. Having a blank stare on your face.
Except, i went to an auction. Then a girl bought me. Then she is on my back.
This is Jockey's....in her own words.
Okay so aphmau is reading fanfics.
I wanna do one.
******THIS. IS. A. CRACK. FIC.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS SERIOUS******
This book is a joke just like my writing career eyyYYYY YO
If more of y'all add this I'm seriously gonna end myself this book is the bane of my existence