Fail Stories

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

I take no credit for feels. And I take no credit for characters unless blatantly stated that they are mine. Without further ado, Random Fandom Stuff. (Okay, some further ado) I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Hi, I'm June. Look, I didn't want to be a halfblood. But there are much worse games to play. Remember, WICKED is good. Mischief Managed. My Characters Anastasia Jackson Lily Crystal Potter (ugh) Maria and Elizabeth Wagner Anastasia Yelton Ace Yelton The oldest Yelton sibling who's name I'm not telling you Leanna Silvers Marina Crystal Jackson (ugh) Darren from the character X reader All those kids who belong to Percy Jackson characters

Nicholas Drake used to be a normal kid living a normal life in a normal world. If you consider living in the magical realm of Altaria normal. And Altaria isn't the only magical thing. So are its inhabitants. So is Nicholas. Suddenly, Nicholas's life is shaken when he and his grandfather are attacked, their house burnt down, only with the news that, ''He is back.'' Together, with his new friends Elizabeth, they must embark on a quest to save Altaria from Zirkon, a dark power that should have been destroyed fifteen years ago. A quest of good, evil, magic, and monsters. A quest to end the Age of Darkness.

James has come up with Team Rocket's newest plan to capture Pikachu. There's no way this one could fail! Right!? It's foolproof, after all! (Two-shot)

WARNING: THIS STORY IS LITERALLY CRAP, AND ITS NOT EVEN POETIC LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. I MIGHT EDIT IT BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT RN. I LOVE ALL THE FANS OF THIS STORY *virtual hug* AND SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO GOT IT TO 1K READS ILY BYE ♥♥♥ NOTE: This story is MOSTLY written in a poem-like form. "You promise?" I whisper. "Absolutely." he replied, and I couldn't have been happier. ab·so·lute·ly ˌ absəˈlo͞otlē/ adverb 1. with no qualification, restriction, or limitation; totally. "she trusted him absolutely" synonyms: completely, totally, utterly, perfectly, entirely, wholly, fully, quite, thoroughly, unreservedly; More Absolutely is just a word. It doesn't have to mean anything. тσ мє ιт мєαηт тнє ωσяℓ∂ BЦƬ I DӨП'Ƭ ƬΉIПΚ IƬ MΣΛПƬ ƬΉΣ ƧΛMΣ ƬΉIПG ƬӨ ΉIM... Meet Mia. Aka queen of messing her own life up, and everyone's. With her new school, new dad, and new job, Mia grows troubled. She doesn't really know how to make friends, but sure knows was it's like to be alone. But then there's Terrance. Who wants to make sure she's not alone.

Zayn Malik in a boy band known as One Direction watches a famous Youtuber Leda Muir. And start to talk to each other through Via Twitter, Facebook, Skype. They both start too fall for each other during the whole thing.

Here are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!

Five Years has passed. Five Years and yet the memories are still fresh and haunting. And I fucking hate it. I have been employed and successful in my new venture now, But in every achievement, there's this unfathomable emptiness. It's like living a life with your past keeps flashing those momentous moments, Having caught him having sex with the person he admits he least like, His hell of a father who sees himself a god of his own fate, His life full of untold mysteries and lies, His undying love for his deceased sister that I held a close resemblance to, And our vague romance that has no closure and full of questions. And after five years, he's back? The moment I saw him enter that room, I am literally swallowed by my emotions, That so called fluttering of butterflies inside your stomach That sting of hatred that I held from that night he run away when I ran after him, The admiration of his recherche physique The intimacy I keep on killing but just can't. And he stood there in front of me. Eyes full of longing and emotions. Maybe this time, Will our love be real?

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.

A poem of failure and sadness.

"That one." "But Pete-" "I said that one." In which Pete Wentz is a rich kid at school who gets what he wants, when he wants it, and how he wants things to be. While Patrick Stump is just an average scholar kid with good grades and horrible eyesight. What could go wrong? "Fine."

This is about how I tried out of a high school The start to the finish Have fun

Eine Klassisch Failfiction. Aber vielleicht entwickelt sie sich dochnoch, zu etwas ganz besonderem und emotionalen. "Im NoT lIkE oThEr FaIlFiCs!"

These can be short stories or one-shots or anything that comes to my mind. And if I focus on one short story long enough, I might make it into a full story :D Expect a lot of random "video game" related things on here, 'cause that's what I write a lot about xD Don't worry there might be some other stuff here >W< Expect some: Assassin's Creed, Left4Dead2, Halo (either 3 or Reach), some Black Ops 2 (mostly zombies), possibly some Call of Duty. And reaction compilations including: Amnesia-The Dark Descent or Amnesia-Justine, SCP Containment Breach, Slender, Slender-The Arrival, Dread Out, Illusion, Nyctophobia, Asylum, Dead Darkness, Cry of Fear, Psycosis (nothing like looping door sounds #Markiplier - one of the best youtubers ever! xD), One Late Night, --- lot's of horror games or Gmod horror maps or Indie horror games. xD Enjoy my (sometimes disturbing - no, I don't need anger management classes for my rages) crazy randomness that comes from my tiny brain :D This is also my book about my other books' update schedules and stuff; this includes the VERY IMPORTANT author's notes.

And here you see me attempting to be funny and failing. warning: lots of fandom and swearing

Guys I attempted to make a horror fic because I love horror (I may have failed, and I was also typing on a phone so there are typos) heres the story!!!! Description: Anastacha Mikaelys came home from school to see that a Doppelganger had come in...the neighbors are stuck and have to survive.

"There's no normal life…just life. Get on with it." — Doc Holliday [Tombstone] Darmin had an average life…okay, not really average. More like below average teetering on the edge of poverty. But he had always been able to get along just fine. He learned to cope. However, when he makes a one little, selfish decision, everything changes. This eighth grader finds himself with an incredible, supernatural ability…that he definitely didn't want to have. And he has to learn to keep it under control and hide it, from everyone, even his sister, Zoe, or else the government will take custody of him and turn him into a science experiment. Not a life he'd like to have. All he has to do, is keep away from danger and he'll be fine. Piece of cake. Nevertheless, all things are easier said than done. As the days pass, Darmin isn't sure how long he will be able to keep this up. And when danger comes straight to his school…will he be able to protect those he loves most?