Failing Stories

This is just a book with jokes that I find funny. Not all of them are mine, so don't ask questions like "how do you come up with this stuff?" I hope you enjoy it.

Francesca's life is a constantly shifting mess of failures and disappointments. Wes's life is a series of well-planned sequences and deadlines. One night at a nearly empty bar, a jacket worth sixty-five quid, horrible pick-up lines and fro-yo dates is all it takes to cook up something nice.

Ana looked at me , tension in her eyes. I chuckled to myself. "What?" Ana snapped. "Oh nothing, your so beautiful ana! Your going to be the death of me" "Yes I am sweetheart, work hard and you'll die perfect " I didn't know what this meant but I sure as hell was about to find out.

I am tired of tears and laughter, And men that laugh and weep Of what may come hereafter For men that sow to reap: I am weary of days and hours, Blown buds and barren flowers, Desires and dreams and powers And everything but sleep. -Algernon Charles Swinburne When you can live forever, many things begin to lose their meaning. This is exceptionally true for Akira Masanori, a wizard who's been around for centuries.One day, he's just had enough of it all and plans his own suicide, only to be 'saved' by a mundane named Luca Chamberlain. This peculiar young girl opens Akira's eyes to many things he'd never thought he'd be missing, and gives him a reason to live and love again.

My name's Maya, Maya Monroe. It's not easy failing 7th grade English. But, fact is, I did fail, and now I'm stuck with a journal. I have to write about mostly every day during my summer vactation, but maybe some good will come out of it. Maybe I'll end up doing things I would never expect myself to do. Maybe I'll find out new things about myself. Maybe I'll be a person I never thought was ever in me. Maybe my heart will change for good, once my story's written.✎

The story of... I'm kidding. I don't have a clue where this book is going, yet. *A shout out to the very awesome @LoverOfYourNightmare for making the beautiful front cover! **Note that this book has no swearing, but I can't promise anything about the comments.

This poem explores deep feelings of despair, rejection, and a longing for escape from an oppressive environment. The speaker expresses a desire to disappear from the world, feeling burdened by constant blame and criticism from someone close to them. Despite their efforts to please and gain approval, they feel unappreciated and unseen, leading to a profound sense of disappointment and hopelessness. The repetition of the wish to be "gone" emphasizes the intensity of the desire to escape the suffocating situation. Overall, the poem captures the emotional weight of feeling unvalued and misunderstood. hope ull like it

"I'm not going to turn away from you. I see someone who does everything with honesty, someone with integrity and strength, who's pushed to her limit without anyone knowing, a person who still smiles despite her own struggles and if they couldn't see that then its their fault" he said. Saoirse Gabriel Davies was failing, she was failing in college, the utmost important education stage in life. With that being said, she admits she was failing in life. She doesn't have any friends, she's afraid of rejection, the obligation to let them know about her. Afraid that they would turn away, once they saw the real her. They will run away, just like them. Heath Zabdiel Garcia was a straight A student who has it all. He has the looks, the grades and the money. What more could a guy want? He was the epitome of perfection but is he, really? Is he really the person that everyone wants to be and be with? Everyone has their own demons, even him. Join Saoirse and Heath in their journey of self improvement. With a twist, of discovery along the way. When two souls meet, your heart will soar, Unlock your heart, for the key is yours.

Vanessa needs to pass Chemistry otherwise she's in trouble. big time. What makes it worse is her annoying teacher who always seems to bring out her worse, with his stupid good looks and arrogant personality. But with no other choice, she has to work beside him - the more time they spend together, Vanessa grows, and begins to see the soft side in Mr Thompson. And she might even find some chemistry of her own ;;

Highest rank--> #370 in Poetry Oh nothing important... But I hope you still read it.

Have you ever just fell for someone so hard that you can't even breath but they don't even know you exist.

A young girl struggles with passing school and how to get rid of pimples. I just talk about my shitty school days.

A poem about death.

You ever failed at something?

Here's a short story that shows my biggest mistake.

Just my drawings, of Fandom's. Welcome to my hell.